What fragrances do you robots wear?

What fragrances do you robots wear?

you do wear fragrances right anons?

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I dont wear any I have the natural body scent from not washing every day that drives women crazy

That's quite unfortunate user, women love complimenting good smelling well dressed men

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I dont leave my house
why would i pay money to smell different if nobody else is going to ever smell it

I just got Chanel De Bleu for my birthday, i like Gucci Guilty and Polo Red too

no i dont get close enough fo women to smell me

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Not even to buy groceries?

got this one for a while, really nice and unique smell

now use this one, more mature but less flexible option imo

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I sadly forgot the name, but I have this new Paco Rabbane one. Really good, people have complimented my choice despite being a gift. Hygiene truly plays a big part in social interactions.

Ever heard of self checkouts? They even d grocery delivery here

Scent of the day for me. One of the only good lhommes imo.

I want to downsize my collection. I kinda went crazy and bought ~30 bottles. Gonna try and start selling some of my scents I don't wear. Thinking of selling pineapple vintage intense, but idk.

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>Fragrances
What kind of dudes wear these things? I just shower everyday and put on deodorant

Currently trying this one.

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When I'm feeling fancy I put on some Joop. Still have the bottle I bought like 8 years ago, that's how rarely I use it.

>Literally just water mixed with a few other things to give off an odor
>Can cost up to $300 for one bottle
People are only willing to spend this much because it comes in a fancy bottle with some french words put on it.

Hugo boss - boss in motion
Versace - the dreamer
Laura biagotti - por uomo

Not all at once obviously

Nigga, I wear Axe Ripped Abs fuck is you talking about?

Nahh, never even tought of using something like that. In which occasions do you use fragnances? I have my deodorant, isn't that good enough?

I use it daily personally. I feel like it's one of the only things a guy can use to accesorize in a daily basis. I wear it mainly for myself these days. I like it, and it makes me feel good to catch a whiff of it when I forget I'm wearing it. I feel naked without one these days

I wear Noir Extreme because I love it. I never get compliments and sometimes people tell me that this scent doesn't really fit me. I tell them to fuck off.

I never go out without 17 sprays of this, makes me feel like a true entrepreneur

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Dudes that like to get laid

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you can buy groceries onlines user

>water
It's alcohol you brainlet
Shit's gon get u laid son
I use it whenever i don't go to work (work in a pharma company so it's kinda forbidden) or the gym.
And like the other user said, it's a great accessory; it's an easy compliment catcher and thus a great ice breaker

I have a bit of Creed Aventus and I'm planning on buying some dior sauvage. If I'm just sweaty I'll spray some sandalwood lynx cheap shit. Tbh there's no point in me wearing it since it won't inprove my face, height or anxiety around people.

Grandpa tier

Special occasions. Saturday night out, a party, a wedding, stuff like that.
I don't get people who use it daily. What's the point of smelling fancy at the office? Deodorant is enough. I hate going to the bank and smelling some fag from across the room.

the sweat fragrance
why would i use fragrance to please normies

i once had a qt say "you smell nice today", dont worry were one step closer lads

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those fragrancers smell designers are all gay

I just use antiperspirants whenever I go out. Helps me stay confident in any activity without smelling like a gay bathhouse.

I don't wear any fragrances/perfumes but I'm legitimately considering female perfumes as an option since they smell so much better than male ones.
But oh well I guess not, I wouldn't wanna be called a faggot haha!

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Don't worry, unless you're wearing something super sweet most people won't even know if it's a womens perfume

Perfume is unisex

Eau de ball funk by B.O.

Yeah but I want shit that smells like fruit n' stuffs, so if I did wear it I wouldn't exactly come off as manly.

i unironically wear this

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Fruity is easy to pull off as a man. Not all women are into the leather/whiskey/smoke smell. Infact most of them dislike it.

My favorite fruity smell is bleecker street personally, not big on aventus myself.

Never smelled it but from the notes it seems really nice, if you love it wear it user. Someone is bound to appreciate it

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do I have shit taste?
I know it's for 16yos but I love the smell

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I ordered this last week and should be wearing it this week. Every review says girls love it and my goal is to have people start complementing my smell because in high school people said I smelled like shit and it fucked me up for a while until it fixed itself

I wear Bleu de Chanel almost daily.

With what kind of clothes are you supposed to use those fragrances? I basicly never wear any that good clothes so fragrances would be relevant.

I wear female stuff because I want to signal that I'm a gay twink ready to suck cock

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I dont understand this fragrance shit. Im so out of the loop idk whether im supposed to wear it and if so, where and when?
Back in high school everyone just sprayed tons of axe all over the place to hide the BO. By the end of hs I was smart enough to notice that axe smells like shit and that its a red flag if you were to smell it on an adult. But since then ive had no idea what normies use to smell 'normal'. I can barely smell anything myself so I cant smell my own BO but ik i often reek. Wat do?

anything more fashionable than jeans and a t-shirt, which shouldn't be your standard outfit anyway

just stop reeking haha

I'm not the same user but do you think I could wear something like this while wearing an outfit such as this? >

Never smelled it so i can't really say desu
Honestly i just wear t-shirts, jeans and hoodies and all in plain colors
I suggest you watch some Jeremy fragrance vids on yt, he has some good newbie tips

If you want to be a perma virgin then sure

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Well, my outfit is this I wear it actually pretty much without any larger modification in to every social event I go to. Bar, nightclub, school etc. If I want to appear a bit more fancy, I'll wear a collared shirt instead of that army surplus turtleneck. But what kind of fragrance would be good with my outfit?

That is the goal yes, porn has me covered on the physical needs section of life, now I just aim to make people cringe when they see my style

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Honestly i think would be perfect for you
Maybe even carolina herrera CH men prive
Buy an actual meme fragrance like amouage jubilation XXV then

What makes something a meme fragrance

Not even. I wear jeans and a tee all the time. As long as it fits, you're fine. I'd argue the only things that you don't wanna do that with are heavier, more expensive scents. Things like Tom ford tobacco vanille come to mind.

Go to a sephora and smell some things and get samples. That's what I did to get started. Generally, it's nice to have a scent for cold months and a scent for warm months. You can Google this concept, but I personally wear fragrance casually. Just two on the neck, and one on my chest sometimes.

Eau de sueur

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When it smells downright weird but people perceive it as sophisticated

there is a local place that makes perfumes, I want to just buy a plain coconut one, it will be out of season soon so maybe it will be cheaper

I'd take an orange blossom one too I guess or mix the two together and smell like a creamsicle

if you want to smell like coconut, just buy some virgin coconut oil and put it on your arms/legs/in your hair