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I wrote a new white supremacist song today. It's about who I would pick as my mum and dad, if I could choose for myself.
>My white dad is the Quirky Guy
>The best man from the call center
>With his words I will comply
>He will be my mentor.
>He will write in his memoir
>About the perfect dad and daughter
>And as for my paki dad Iftikhar
>He will face his slaughter
>Monica is my white mum
>The polish princess I recorded
>Sorry I filmed poo coming out your bum
>It was rather sordid
>I didn't mean any direspect
>I just wanted to see your fanny
>As a little side effect
>I became a tranny
>Mum and dad please make me white
>We'll kill my paki brood
>And if you think it is alright
>I'll live with you in servitude
Seething wagies hate us cuz they ain't us
This new image is REALLY uncomfy. I want to walk back to the closed up Job Centre.
who else /nitrousoxidegang/ here?
What percentage of the planet could you beat up user?
Including women and children.
weird, got to be a least 65%
>learn guitar
>get decent
>record and play songs that my mates love for them
>ignore it everytime
>make a new tinder yesterday with up to date photos
>decide to be picky instead of just swiping right on every single person
>5 matches
heh see you later nerds I'm off to chad-dom
I only did that once but as expected I did get ignored. I didnt want praise just thought they'd get a kick out of it
Idc though because even my insecure brain knows that one was good
they don't want to hear you wail away on a guitar
Didn't want praise at all, just wanted ears to listen.
They're talentless musically so fuck em anyway
Creepy apu poster sure is seething over being called out for being a lazy benefit leech.
Weirdo thinks he's better than others by taking advantage of people who work and pretending to be an infant on Jow Forums
I like this OP the best, along with the scary satan one especially since my roastie apus are now flatsharing above a 99p shop
>took my mum to her doctors appointment
>go in with her to see the doctor
>doctor is a slim prime milf in tight black clothes
>spent 10 minutes staring at her arse as she examined my mum
worth the effort desu and prime wank material for later
This guy I kind of know keeps sending me these love songs that he's written. It's so cringy because I know he's recorded it just for me and I don't even like him that much. What do I do lads?
mmm incest medical fetish
nice1 lid
It's the comfiest image yet. Nothing more uncomfy than looking at anime girls used by creepy weird incels.
be honest and tell him he's shit
Any Newcastle man in?
Are they white supremacist songs?
Ok thanks. You're shit
Let's make a band called Sod the normies lad
can you record wonderwall for the britfeel lads
tbqh i'm looking forward to wank to this later on.
I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO THE CLOSED JOB CENTRE. THAT WAS NICE AND COMFY
Iktf lad. Most of my mates have zero interest in my creative stuff. Try your family i guess?
I was thinking the other day people like Bradley Walsh, Philip Scofield, presenters in general
they have some of the best lives
just get paid for bants
North Shields lad, fancy a pint?
SOD THE NORMIES
SOD THE NORMIES
SOD THE NORMIES
OI OI OI
oi oi lads. look who's wearin Thursday socks on a Tuesday afternoon. fuckin mental.
They have amazing PR teams.
BritNormie - he's a fat bastard which goes without saying... what most don't know is that the fat cunt's also an R9K moderator.
You know mate.. that's really, really sad when the only nuance of 'power' you crave is obtained via the saddest, most decrepit part of the internet. Bet you wanted to be a copper too you fat gravy gargling blubber bitch. Fuck off my site or fight me.
>North Shields lad
Same lad
>fancy a pint?
Wish I could lad but always feel a bit weird about meeting lads from here bit strange init
>3 mega fatties on the chase
State
Don't blame you pal.
What if we're already mates in real life, spooky eh.
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tune lads
Those fuckers wouldn't catch me on the chase then
They won 100,000 yesterday lad was a belter
Here you go
I've got cheap and bad equipment and of course I'm not amazing. Any guitarists out here tips would be cool
i really doubt britfeel has a resident mod what with all the rule breaking shit that doesn't get deleted
Probably seen you before lad, what pubs you frequent? Usually the Powburn for me
i want a mate like that fat small man
Jenny "the vixen" Ryan?
More like
Jenny "she THICC son" Ryan!
Good christ user that guitar needs tuning
>yer maw burns cooncil
rip my sides xxx
Here you go lad, your first album art.
Saw that one, me and my mum were wooping like mad.
How to become a roasties dirty little secret lads?
True, I haven't for ages.
do you seriously play without bothering to tune your guitar?
I drink in the maggy bank a lot, that's just round the corner. I'm usually in tynemouth desu because there are less radgies than north shields.
Sad that you have to make up lies like this SCEA. I don't even know why you've got a vendetta against me.
I've been away it's also a budget squire
HENLAR HENLAR HENLAR FRENS!
What ye think of my bitch?
doesn't really matter how expensive it is. your playing will always sound shit on an out of tune guitar
Very true but fuck it's expensive. My mates usually hang out in the Sal and I hesitate whenever I have to pay 4 fucking quid for a pint
She isn't your bitch. She's some poor girl you snapped a creepy photo of in a nightclub.
Shouldn't feed blue wkd to pigs desu
Obviously mate! Crikey
thats the expression of a girl terrified for her life and vagina
I'd love it if this actually became an album. the scenes
let's make it happen lods
>'w-why is this creep taking photos of me'
Don't even know what you're taking about mate. Whatever the poster claims that you're responding to - mistakenly thinking it's me - if true why don't you just come out as a moderator and be straight with the regulars?
christ, he doesnt look good there
probably about to scream in Julians face
Why is she dressed like a bargain bin prossie? oh w8...
He really was a skitz bloke
You aren't good at deception mate. Literally everyone in this thread knows that it's you.
seriously, big cautionary tale against heavy drug use
obviously Im in awe of the guy but look at how he ended up at just FORTY. Probably would have died early anyway tbqh, apparently autopsy would have judged 60 if they didnt know better
*raises spork*
Not everyone. I don't know if it's him or not because I usually ignore the drama you tripfags get into.
Back to your pathetic squabbling.
>She's some poor girl you snapped a creepy photo of in a nightclub.
She's clearly smiling.
>thats the expression of a girl terrified for her life and vagina
She clearly loved it.
>>'w-why is this creep taking photos of me'
I am not a creep.
>Why is she dressed like a bargain bin prossie? oh w8...
Mate lad. She want's my sacked engineer dick.
>reflex
kek, im gonna do some digging and see if i can find anyone who knows her
So why didn't you shag her lad?
thanks for mentioning my triceratops socks lad
kek at the risk of sounding mean was this a larp? If so made me chuckle
>not posting the greatest live performance of all time
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If he were still alive he'd probably be pike morrisey now. I love John a lot but he'd be a twat now
How does it seem like a larp :/
She obviously demanded more money when he whipped out his iphone 5c and wanted to take a picture and he'd spent all his money on poppers and alcopops at this point
Really don't like Pablo Honey tbqh.
>You aren't good at deception mate. Literally everyone in this thread knows that it's you.
This lad (minus moderator rights) doesn't know who posted the 'anonymous' comment about you - as regular posters cannot access this information. How are you so sure it's me?
Most importantly there's been an interesting allegation - that you're a moderator - would you like to comment on that?
Internship Rejection Count is at 2 after only a week.
I fear with no experience it's going to be reaching close to 3 digits by Christmas.
your mic's shit and your guitar needs a good tuning mate
Tell you lads what makes me cringe to high hell, people who unironically have pic related in 2018. See it in Manchester an unfortunate amount
I've discussed this maybe with you before I think so wont bang on but I think it's anyone's guess because he was really unpredictable and just got involved with that left wing 60s crowd to be edgy, I don't think he gave a fuck about politics deep down. Like you said I could see him have swung all the way across by this point and his music post 80s would have been shite
Who the fuck wants to look like their pricks from Oasis?
Was a joke if that werenae clear lad, I mean he jumps in the pool and screams at the camera
Because it's so out of tune like the lad said
nothing wrong with the playing but that made it seem like you were taking the piss on purpose
Ngl I'm pissing about getting ready for work and didn't watch the video, sorry
>kek, im gonna do some digging and see if i can find anyone who knows her
Post the image on FB lad.
>How are you so sure it's me?
Because it's extremely obvious.
The lad you are quoting basically said he doesn't give a shit enough to consider it.
I already denied your made up allegation lad.
You seem to be ignoring my question though: why do you have a vendetta against me?
any of you lads see memes on social media that even though you dont relate to you "get" and it makes you smile but also sad that you don't have a normal social life?
fuck off you trip cunts
WAHEY
cmon lad i wouldnt be daft enough to do that would i?
those are really cute lad
Lads chicken Tuesdays is ending today. What the fuck am I going to eat now
Getting a rejection at all is pretty good desu
It's odd because I feel like I can almost relate, then I realise the closest thing I've had is waking up at my cousin's house and talking about what video games we played last night.
all going to shit for Mourinho lads
FUCKIN
TUGBOAT LAD.
I'd really like sexual relations with that girl that SCEA keeps posting
I used to have a friend that would often come round early morning and my mum would let him in and I'd be in bed with my pajamas on and my morning wood