Apply to hundreds of jobs

>Apply to hundreds of jobs
>Do dozens of phone interviews, online tests, in person interviews
>"Thanks for your interest but we're moving ahead with another candidate"

>Why don't you have a job user? You can't just sit at home all day

When am I allowed to kill myself?

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Happened to me for about 6 months of non stop applying, so I said fuck it and quit school and got a warehouse job again

Like what am I even supposed to do? I keep broadening my search, I've looked across the whole country, lowered my expectations.

Am I just supposed to keep going back to school over and over forever? Everyone already thinks i'm some deadbeat retard so I can't spend years in college again

I don't see a way out

Work for Amazon wearhouse. They always hiring.

I dont know user. I need a job too.

fast food or retail

I have my degree in HR and am in the same position, applying to clerk roles and factory positions just trying to get work at this point but haven't had a bite. I'm not being a secretary again, I'll kill myself before that happens

just become a burglar that steals from rich ppl
burgling is pretty easy and safe, if you're careful

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Gettinbg a job is pis easy. IF education and preferably internships. Otherwise applying to min wage jobs you have to spam 100's off, it's a joke.

t. someone whose done both

I have IT internships at good companies and it doesnt matter, I get an interview here and there but its never enough, always rejected without explanation. Like people just don't like me I guess , so I should just die..?

don't you need connections to a fence? loser NEETs don't usually have that background.

Is your uni/college shit? Also you're ot going to get it first time unless you're exceptional

If you have experience/college hire someone to fix up your resume. It's the best money you'll ever spend.

If you don't have experience get an entry level job at fast food/retail/whatever. Your imagine will survive and you will have real experience dealing with working in the real world.

Amazon warehouses have one of the worst work environments imaginable. Timed bathroom breaks, insane quotas, think fast-paced in a normal fashion but x10. I've heard nothing but nightmare stories from people who work there. But on the plus side, the pay is a little better than other warehouses. So if you wanna piss yourself from on the clock anxiety, go for it.

I have a nice job where I can take breaks to shitpost. That said:

1. I'm top 1% intelligent AND I had to work really hard to get to where I am.

2. I got in with no connections but out of the 4 other people who joined the company at the same time as me, I know for sure 3 of them knew other people working there before they got the job. I'm not sure about the last one but he's an Indian and it's a tech related field so it's likely he knew someone too. It really is all about nepotism, forget hard work.

I dropped out of college, applied for 5 jobs and got interviews for 5. I went to 2 of them and got offers from both jobs. Currently making 25/hr. I like to think it's okay for a dropout.

McDonalds are always short on staff user.

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>I had to work really hard to get to where I am.
>forget hard work

pick one

Sorry to say, but nowadays you don't get into positions higher than minimum wage retail/food/service cuckery unless you're willing to suck some dick, or know someone who knows someone at the company

Pretty clear what he said.

Be exceptional and work hard or go for the connections route

Being neet is better than being a fast food cuck.

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bullshit, the one in my area had 18 people show up to interview for one position

nah, all you need to burgle are some basic tools and internet tutorials
burglars rarely operate in groups

same as this guy for the most part
>graduated second in class in a program of 200 people (only 40 graduated)
>get hired onto high turn over rate project for internationally reputable company
>work ass off into higher role, apply out to government job and get hired right away due to connections made on the job
I had to bust my ass for about 2 years, but it's all coming together now. I spend 4 of my 8 hours at work on reddit because I'd probably be fired for browsing Jow Forums.

This is true. I got my latest job because my mom's neighbor and her son worked at the place. Unless I knew those fuckers, I'm sure I wasn't getting it.

Nah I mean selling the loot
Guess you could just pawn it tho
I'll look into it.

>I can't became a slave
>better kill myself

McDonalds aren't the only fastfood store around user.

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I'm not comfortable with leeching off my family and having everyone hate me, I'd rather just be dead

That's why we have NEETbux, why do you need to leech on your family?

Until you remember that decent pawn shops id you when you sell them things and report people who bring in suspicious items :/

l applied once a few years ago and got denied

Once is denied you apply for it again immediately.

you sell it with a fake ebay account obviously

Why didn't i think of this
Just goes to show how detached I am

Some time ago I bombed an interview for a repo position, spilled my spaghetti so hard when they asked about a good feature of myself; I spoke about loyalty and the japanese people and that I have a japanese work mindset culture (I'm not).
It was a turbonormie Stacy who interviewed me. I still remember the awkward face she made when I spoke about that.

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Literally me desu

I've been applying to jobs nonstop since I graduated in May, I have absolutely nothing to show for it. I'm going for another interview tomorrow but I'm just getting apathetic at this point. Really considering just applying to some shitty retail job since no real company seems willing to take me

I've had a few interviews that went amazing but I still got rejected. I literally have no clue what the fuck I'm doing wrong.

The worst part is they don't even give feedback or any reason for your rejection. It's just "You were great but we're moving ahead with someone else :^)". Every fucking time.

I'm so sick of seeing an email notification pop up that's like "RE: [Company Name] Interviewer ID 112576" and your heartrate picks up as you anxiously open it only to see the same old "We appreciate your interest but we do not feel that your skillset would be a good fit for this role, good luck in your search :))))"


JUST HIRE ME FUCKERS, I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME FOR A PAYCHECK

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They don't do that where I work. Stop lying fag if you never worked there.

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>Re: Application
>Thank you for your interest...

*delete*

literally just work in a call centre, there staff turnaround is massive

you'll probably hate it but its a job

>Just harass people on the phone for 8 hours a day

i think i'd rather just die

look for inbound call centres, fuck outbound

selling stolen goods with an ebay account is incredibly stupid. don't listen to this guy. you're better off finding a pawn shop a few states over to unload the heavy stuff

Not op but I got turned down there twice already

Being turned down by Mcdonalds is a magnificent feat and I want to congratulate you for experiencing it TWICE and not becoming an hero

Anyone know how to make money online? I'm not looking into earning a living, but just something so I can tell people around me that I'm actually working and earning a decent amount of money. I'm from europe, have good skills in both english and dutch. preferably something without (much) face to face interaction via skype or w/e

>buy box of Doughnuts
>head to local recruitment company
>start handing out the doughnuts
>start handing out resumes

This, unironically. Drop the "i'm too good for retail" attitude, if you have it. You obviously aren't,

I did IT internships at major corporations

working retail basically means saying goodbye to any possibility of a career, as I'll have to add walmart greeter to my resume or have a huge unexplainable gap

>IT internships at major corporations

sorry to burst your bubble but unless it was programming related and you made personal connections with good references who could point to a position or recommend you, that doesn't really mean anything. Corporations literally get subsidies for taking university/college students on so unless they notice you are clearly exceptional (in which case they would have hired you) they just went through the motions.

t. work a minimum wage bullshit "IT" job for a small shop which a relative helped me get after 6 months of fruitless job hunting (even fast food and retail)

>have two friends working at a local Kmart
>figure it's time to find a job so try to apply
>turned down twice despite two people I know working there and getting hired in a week
Fuck this. Can't even get a retailcuck job. Tried for a month and only got three interviews. Gave up last week