Things that normies do that piss you off

Things that normies do that piss you off
>Be me
>First day of College talking with people in the same course
>Mention I watch anime
>Whole group starts chuckling
>Try and explain that I watch it just for entertainment and I'm not some weeb
>Makes them laugh even more
> Chaddish guy chimes in "So, uh user do you run like Naruto?"
>Everyone laughs like he's some sort of comedic genius
>Everyone else starts joining in
> "let me see your Naruto run user"
>Get flustered and say "I don't even watch Naruto"
>They just laugh even more
>Explain that it's 2018 and Naruto is old and nobody watches it anymore
>They laugh even harder
>Get embarrassed
>Go to the door
>Devilman run all the way home

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>be me last year
>casually talking about bleach & naruto with two anime nerds im sort of friends with
>some fedora autist lumbers up
>literally wearing a fedora
>exclaims loud as fuck
>OMG DO U LIKE ANIME
>spends 30 minutes trying to get us to watch his favorite shitty fotm series
>every single day since then tries to talk to me about his shitty animu between classes
I sure hope that fedora-clad autist wasn't you OP

>bringing up anime
>in front of normalfags
What did you think was gonna happen?

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>revealing your power level to freshman collegetards
toppest wew

>every male and even some females in my course all watch anime
>they ask me what do i think about anime
>to sound funny i say "they're just degenerate cartoons xDDDD"
>none of them ever spoke to me again

>attempting to engage in vapid conversation with dumb normgroids ever
This is your own fault retard

Was it a college 101 class? Those are bad classes to bee urself in

Anime is actually mainstream with normans now

Yeah, I thought anime had fully permeated normie culture by now. One of the first things people I meet at work will strike up a conversation with is "Are you into anime?"

Which is kind of awkward since I *used to* watch anime, but wound up getting bored with the medium after the novelty wore off and the tropes and idioms became as familiar to me as any western media.

What I've learned to do is just say "Yeah, I watch anime. I was watching the new episodes of Dragonball Super on stream each night that it premiered in Japan, after they English-subbed it". And they proceed to tell me about watching the English dub on Toonami, and I pretend to be interested in their gushing for Boku No Hero Acadamia, and then we talk about how hyped we are for the next season of One Punch Man.

And it's done. One spaghetti-dropless conversation.

>Boku No Hero Acadamia
>One Punch Man.
entry level babies. dont speak to them again.

>implying they aren't going to ask to see your Naruto run

Why didn't you just laugh with them and go along with it? It's not just the watching anime that alienates you from them, as I know some people who would be considered "Chads" who watch anime, it was the fact that you immediately got flustered and defensive, which showed your insecurities, that turned them off.

Should've just said "I mean I watch some but I'm not a weeb or some shit." When they asked if you run like Naruto, you should have just laughed with everyone else. The conversation probably would have ended. If anyone still asked to see your run, you could have just said "maybe later" and laughed it off.

>not doing some autistic run for keks
if you want to be a normie, you have to think like a normie

You should be in my class OP. They're all faggot weebs and I hate everyone of them. Before I came to college I had no opinion of anime, I didn't like it but I didn't hate it either, I barely watched it. Now these fags have put me off it completely. They quote anime characters on the daily and even try to dress and act like them. Fuck em all to death

Anyone who likes anime should be castrated by the government

>castrating incels

Anime is for infantile, overgrown manchildren and complete retards. You got the humiliation you deserved.

This.

...they were clearly making conversation and joking about, then you just had to go and drop your spaghetti everywhere. Good job, doing this hellhole proud.

>infantile, overgrown manchildren and complete retards
Describes Jow Forums and r9k pretty well
Oh wait that's probably because it was made to discuss anime

>be me
>uni english seminar oral skills
>be in group with 4 girl in it
>go thru the "36 questions that lead to love" test
>mfw i talked with 4 girls (lowest was 5 or 6) about death note and sang some anime openings in the seminar
normies can be fun sometimes

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I really have trouble believing this

Why did you even reveal your power level? If it does come out, you say it with as little emotion as possible and say something like,

>i dont watch it often because it can be a bit cringey, but there's some good ones out there

Normalfags dont like anime unless it one they watched growing up, like Pokemon

>One spaghetti-dropless conversation.
Don't lie, i can see a spicy meatball next to your foot

>Things normies do that piss you off
Start their stories with ">Be me" because they saw someone else do it

>Going into defensive stand
That's where you went wrong, Normies see defensive stand as submissive and weak. It wasn't Anime that made them chuckle in the end. Either be nonchalant about it or return the joke like "What, you don't watch anime?" as if they're the weird ones. And when he said "let me see your Naruto run user" you should have chuckled and said "only if you do the spirit ball" or something like that. Normies are incredibly easy to manipulate like that.

>not calling them dumb shonenbutas
fucking plebs

I fucking hate normie fucking scum. I had the biggest chance of my life today and they ruined it all.

>have job interview scheduled after school
>dad pulled big strings to get me it at his company
>go to school in suit because no time to go home and change at the end of the school day
>group of normies see me walking through the gates in the morning, they point and laugh
>one of them asks me if I'm going to a funeral
>another tells me I look like a butler
>they start ordering me to lick their shoes
>ignore them and go inside to lessons
>sit alone at lunchtime, not eating anything because I don't want to spill anything on my shirt
>pack of the normies see me
>get up, walk to the lunchroom exit
>after I get through the door, I break into a run
>they give chase
>they're faster (they got good athletics genes, thanks a lot dad for being short and fat)
>drag me into the toilets
>they pin me to the floor
>one of them takes off his pants and starts wanking
>cums on my shirt and jacket
>helps the others hold me down
>another one steps out and cums on me too
>they all take it in turns
>when they've all done it, one of them says "nobody's going to give a poofter like you a job"
>they leave
>spend the rest of lunchtime trying desperately to wash it out
>it doesn't work, I just have soaked clothes with outlines of semen stains on them
>go to the job interview anyway
>don't get it
>when my dad finds out, how disappointed he is in me just kills me

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Bahahaha that's fucking hilarious. Thanks, I needed that user.

>the pokemon anime
MY CHILDHOOD

>be silly-ass poofter
>act all high and mighty like im somethin special in your trimmed suit
>cry when your peers hold you down and cum all over you
You deserved it.

I'd hate anime too if that's what my class did

what the fuck that is really fucking gay
you should get vengeance by suing them for sexual assault or something you could prolly get away with it cause that is fucked up and im pretty sure most normies would be fucking horrified by that

You're dumb enough to think his story was real? Fucking retard.

>thinking its true