how do i turn this around guys
How do i turn this around guys
Xavier Campbell
Christian Smith
>dog woman
You just KNOW
Michael Thompson
YOURE FUCKED user ABANDON SHIP
Matthew Johnson
You're fucked already. Ask her if she's taken the knot.
Henry Gonzalez
>then i'll FUCK your dog
Lucas Sanchez
she probably feels insulted because although dogs are nice to pet, they are not attractive.
Tell her you think dogs are sexy
Cooper Mitchell
how the fuck did you immediately paint yourself into the corner like this?
>"sorry my dog stole my phone"
Jacob Sullivan
lmao this is good too, but take my advice instead:
Jace Sanchez
alright man lets see what happens
Lucas Gutierrez
was i doomed to fail from the start?
Xavier Hernandez
damn user, almost
Landon Morales
>"sorry my dog stole my phone"
Juan Hill
you were, but that was entertaining
+1 for you user
Adrian Perez
>sorry my dog stole my phone
Good god you wonderful bastard
Justin Evans
>still hasn't blocked me
maybe she's uncertain?
Isaac Reyes
disregard that WTF IS GOING ON
James Powell
if he skipped the part about knotting it could have been cute
Dominic Howard
Tell her you are into hardcore yiff and scat play
Alexander Cruz
Tell her you just think womem getting fucked by dogs is really hot. This is important. You might have her.
Caleb Flores
fuck it i hit send lets see where this takes me
Grayson Clark
what is this site/app user
Luke Wood
user you are an absolute madman
Isaac Price
Sweet jesus user is this from you actual profile or a chad one?
Ayden Butler
can someone FUCKING TELL ME what site/appj this is
Wyatt Howard
its okcupid frend
Jackson White
same user
no reply yet
Ryan White
has to be a chad pic
Adam Richardson
It's ok cupid you fucking re5ard
Brody Gray
it would seem this particular roastie lacks a sense of humor
Parker Richardson
its not really humor that translates well outside of this board of man children tho
Joseph Myers
>am retarded
and
Levi Butler
Fuck I hate being ugly. It's so annoying having to be funny and be "on" to get a woman's attention, and also having to take an interest in her retarded hobbies and interests. Chad just has to exist.
Hunter Torres
A hero we don't deserve
Justin Hernandez
absolute madlad legend
Sebastian Morris
People like you keep me alive
Juan Bell
>emo twink with lip piercings
damn
Elijah Mitchell
OP here
i'm trying a dozen women at once and yet none of them intent on replying even though they liked my profile.
why are they such bizarre creatures?
John Clark
What a nice thread.
Thank you OP for being a funny freako on the Facebook!
Ayden Scott
Shit this was gold we need more threads like this.
Also did you use your real pic?
Ayden Baker
You did wot must be done OP, God bless your furry little heart.
Camden Sanchez
send her this and say this is a good dog i want to pet
Oliver Wood
It's not bizarre. If they're average looking they have about 80 other guys (conservative estimate) messaging them along with you. If they're good looking it's probably more like 200 and she is undoubtedly juggling 3 or 4 fuckbuddies. It's just an odds game, most women aren't going to have time for you. At least not ones on dating apps. But in general too.
Benjamin Collins
She is so generic and boring.
Hudson Hernandez
By liking your profile you check them out and probably message. You are giving them what they want... attention. Women are ridiculous that is why it is best to be generic, fuck them, and scrap them until a good one does show up.
Robert King
Please do more of this, this is some of the best stuff I've seen in a long time.
Daniel Allen
dude, I haven't laughed this hard by myself in years. Thank you for this.
Ayden Williams
as are all of them
Joshua Smith
this one seems low confident
Lincoln Wilson
That was really fucking good
she doesn't deserve you
Eli Watson
>ifat
>iblack
from the waist down