>"Hi user, I'm your manager... And you're older than me, haha"
wat do
"Hi user, I'm your manager... And you're older than me, haha"
Kayden Walker
Brandon Wood
>"I'm reporting your ageism to HR"
Zachary Butler
pay for her yacht and jack off to her facebook photos
Josiah Lewis
>"What an odd way to introduce yourself... do you like have a point to make, or..."
Nathan Williams
>*nods head*
>awkward silence follows
>move on
pic related - me inside
James Barnes
At least I haven't wasted my life here long enough to become a manager
Cooper Phillips
Haha, stuck-up are we? Relax buddy, I was only joking. You didn't lose your humor with age right?
Tyler Hughes
No you are not, bitch. I quit. NEET 4 LYF, BLAZE IT ROASTIE.
Jayden Adams
>I could kill you right now and you wouldn't be able to stop me. I would nullify every single accomplishment you have over me.
Leo Murphy
>"I get the sense you're trying to get a rise out of me. I'd rather you didn't. Can you just, like, show me what I'm supposed to be doing?"
John Jenkins
Based. Best response
Juan Ross
I meant this one. originally
Kayden Smith
m'lady may i have the privilege of licking your feet
Camden Morgan
What? It was just a joke! How dare you assume that I was trying to be mean to someone and especially to a new coworker such as you. Looks like this won't be a positive work relationship like I have with everyone else. Fine. Take a seat over there and I'll come over and tell you what you need to do in a minute.
Bentley Sanders
>"If you have a positive relationship with everyone else, I'm sure we'll get along. Let's just consider this a glitch and move on. Go ahead, I'll wait here."
Jackson Thompson
lol, so could I, dummy.
Jacob Price
>"haha yeah"
>spend the coming months obsessing over her because she talked to me
Isaiah Bell
Accept that this how things are now. I'm 34 and just starting college. I'm sure once I get m degree and work, I'll have a young Stacy as my boss.
Ehhh as long as she doesn't fuck me over, i'm good
Asher Gutierrez
>Let's just consider this a glitch and move on
This gave me a glimpse of what autism feels like
Evan Hernandez
Yeah, I doubt that, but it doesn't matter. Anyway, here, take this and give it to Chad over there while you're at it.
Colton Cook
"Really? With crow's feet like that, I wouldn't have guessed... Nah, I'm just kidding, toots. You go on ahead, I'll get myself settled. See ya 'round." *Slaps ass*
Brandon Miller
I'd introduce myself and obsess over ways I can hurt her.
Michael Sanchez
That's unironically a good way to get fired.
Ayden Johnson
*to get her fired
fixed it fren
Robert Russell
Wew, based and toasterpilled.
Easton Martinez
Fuck you, autocorrect, I typed that right the first time.
Josiah Reyes
>I need to engage in homicidal behavior in a massive scale, cannot be corrected but I need to fulfill my needs
Joshua Morales
>"Ok but i'm gonna micromanage everything you do"
Ayden James
>Yes Miss Stacy. Thank you for reminding me, Miss Stacy. I-Is there anything you'd like me to do, Miss Stacy?
Jaxson Turner
> At a software company? Lets be honest, who did you fuck?
Oliver Cruz
Everyone but you. lmao
Brayden Johnson
>who did you fuck?
>Everyone but you
Noah James
>tfw 28 and my manager of my shelf stacking job is 22
Bentley Nelson
is she hot?
you know, because all women have managerial jobs these days
Chase Rodriguez
Its a guy (male)
Luis Cox
>26
>Work in warehouse
>Co-workers are all male, between 30-55
>Supervisor 1 is a 20yo Stacy
>Supervisor 2 is a 21yo Stacy with a 3 year old son
>Manager of the whole warehouse is a 25yo pregnant Stacy
I plan on quitting soon anyway.
Hunter Ramirez
Get reddy to get metoo'd, bastefren
Julian Martinez
>Don't make me smack you Stacy.
Samuel Walker
I'll kill you, bitch.
Jason Jones
I have been in that situation. She is extremely good looking, would have loved to smash.
Adam Butler
Welcome to the labor force. Women are often put into comfy positions of high pay because they usually
A) have retail experience and spin it off as management material
B) are not as good as men with the physical duties so it is better they just kinda sit back while the guys do work and half ass acknowledge their requests
Ian Phillips
>tfw my female subordinate is 22 years old and im 18
>tfw i know she is better than me, but im a richfag
Gavin Gray
You're not really this much of a beta are you?
Tyler Lewis
hey pol
solve thefagcapchssssssssssssss
Caleb Sanchez
Saw the exact same shit working my manual labor shit job in a warehouse as a temp years back. Had to pick up paperwork for each new trailer from the floor office, looks like pic related except against a corner. It was fully manned by stacies, laqueesha's, and an obese frumpy hag. One time they didn't have the paperwork printed out, I decided to lounge around for 5 mins while she got it ready. In that time, I saw what Laqueesha was doing in Excel...literally copying and pasting SKU and UPC values from a .csv file to columns in her spreadsheet. I'm about 90% sure I could have automated her workflow for this specific task with a macro. And she did this for every fucking trailer, and we got like 5-6 trailers a day. We also had some uptight security guard negress who spent 95% of her time sitting on her ass on her phone but came running and threw a fit if we left the dock door open for fresh air. Man, fuck that shit show. You should quit ASAP dude
Carter Roberts
and by pic related, i mean this of course
Owen Clark
Quit and tell her women don't belong in positions of power.
Then Come back with a gun and Kill every one.
Josiah Williams
YEAH YEAH
*KNEELS IN WITH A FIRM HANDSHAKE WHILE LOOKING HER IN THE EYE*
*SIP*
Liam Jackson
i'll lick it dry
Justin Williams
I had a female manager who was born when I was in college. She was cool but I think she was glad when I left (not because of her).
Logan Smith
Did she honestly say that, or was it just true?
The older you get, the more likely this will happen since Jow Forumsers are too beta to ever be management ourselves.
Brayden Ramirez
>uptight security guard negress
They are literally the worst breed of human on earth. They had a sliver of power and broadcast it loudly in their OH-NO-U-DID-INT tone for the tiniest oversight while they sit on their fat asses and Google hair extensions 98.6% of the rest of the time.
Camden Nguyen
I hope I'm not on Jow Forums (or its future equivalent) when i'm middle aged
Luke Phillips
Whats is a manager?
Isaac Reyes
Are you retarded bitch, I don't even work here. Why am I here. Who are you. What the fuck
Brayden Walker
Keep hoping. Don't forget, you're here forever.
Elijah Sanchez
>Haha, thats how it is. You will get far here.
I wouldnt give a shit.
Connor Howard
Lets see how well you can manage my dick bitch
Jonathan Myers
Robots can be any age. When you're an incel NEET in your 40s, you'll be glad r9k or whatever its equivalent then is, is there.
Asher Flores
>that's perfect since I have no initiative and am incapable of self directing
Joseph Price
>"haha yeah I gotta kill you on the spot"
kill her on the spot
Isaiah Sanders
>user!
>...yyyyoooouuu'rree FIRED!
Owen Fisher
Kick her in the face breaking her jaw so now every time she laughs it hurts.
Ryder Hughes
Give her a hearty DEAN
Samuel James
That doesn't answer the question.
originally desudesu
Xavier Butler
This doesn't seem like a very good manager. I doubt she'll advance beyond middle management and she'll probably slowly turn more into a bitch cunt as she gets older. Likely get one of those can i speak to the manager haircuts at some point
Josiah Ortiz
Manage this *unzips pants*I
Jack Cooper
"Well have fun being the diversity hire, hope i can one day be as privilaged as you ma'am"
Christopher Wood
>scream and throw a tantrum
That'll show her to banter with me.
Elijah Sanders
Scholar and a gentleman, lord.