/britfeel/

My sister used to have a poo plate when we all lived at home. She'd hold it under her arse when taking a shit so she could catch it and stop the poo making that splash noise. There was tiny crusted, shitflakes stuck in the dents.

fucking this

nonce

>"heh you might be a hot & talented millionaire snorting lines and shagging nines but you come on here to bully us therefore you're worse than us"
LMFAO the utter state of this cope

Pubes you're on the dole ffs. This is depressing.

How many women have you slept with mate?

yeah and i pick up my bennies from the postie in my 488

get >> me nigga

it's rude to ask a girl how many partners she's had check your privilege

The second night in a row where Pubes has absolutely done another fucking number on you pathetic virgins.
Why didn't you show up?
How are you going to cope over this one?

So how do you afford to live in Bearsden and drive whatever car you were bragging about? Live off your imaginary gf or drug dealer or something?

nigger i just told you i pick up my bennies from the post in a ferrari 488

you're an utter spastic

i need to stop posting on here

smart man like me dont mix with retards like you you get me bruv

It sounds like Pubes is a delusional alcoholic.

He lives a miserable life, but then at night he gets drunk and imagines himself as a rich guy with a ferrari on here. It's all escapism.

hes literally a britnormie character mate

>not answering the question because of

A bit grim thinking about the reality of the poster. If you catch him during midday sometimes he can't be arsed playing along and just wallows in self pity.

BritNormie characters are funny. Pubes has never been funny.

you're all fucking retards lmfao

state of that cope

I haven't shit in 124 hours. If I still can't go in the next 10 I'm downing 150 ml of castor oil.

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Not everything is britnormie you mong.

cant win em all
guess you weren't here last night then when it was confirmed

>bruv
Get out and don't come back you absolute melt

>when it was confirmed
Go on then mate, link the post.

I was here last night and it wasn't confirmed. You are a spastic. Go to hell.

>"haha pubesy is just a larper hahaha"
come fight me, see me pull up in my 488 in person u get me
>"n-n-no"
hmmmmm

fucking this

What do you think lads, should I be worried?

>come fight me
>posted on an anonymous board
>with a fake name
>24457776th day in a row
Total melt

call 111 fucking NOW

Pubes can't even take a photo of the cash in his wallet because the picture quality would reveal he's too poor to buy a decent phone.

>nofap attempt
>week later get sick of having nothing to do because it's my only hobby desu
>just had a wank and now my balls are killing
always knew nofap was a joke lads

to wank, or not to wank

you know where i live you seething virgin lmfao

i already have you moist yute

>You are a spastic. Go to hell.
why the aggression friendo?
britnormie was on the radio and he confirmed it

Wouldn't it continue to hurt after I'm up if it was something serious?

Why are you asking us? Phone NHS 24.

Listen you fucking yoghurt bodied pleb, all you do is ruin the thread because you can't handle your drink. Your worse than some of the piss bottle collectors on this site.

I'll be off soon to spark up my last J before taking a 'T' break.

Truth is I've dodged a couple of drug tests at work in close succession this year, but most importantly I've smoked that much weed I've developed a handful of schizophrenic symptoms which needs nipping in the bud (no pun int).

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mate what do you think of big benny?

I'm not drinking you coping retard

Match with a girl on tinder.
Instantly says hey daddy, do you have a big dick?
Play along.
Wants to add me on snapchaat. Sure.
Keeps asking for my dick pics.

How do people actually fall for this catfish shit?

>mate what do you think of big benny?

Who the fuck's big benny mate?

they will just tell me to speak to a doctor which is not an option, they'll never chance dismissing chest pain even if the symptoms suggest it's most likely nothing

Tonic wine counts you fuckin bam

So it's not substance induce cuntery, your just a cunt?

Going to a Halloween party next month, got told to dress up. What do normies dress up as for Halloween? Fortnite characters?

you know mate don't be daft haha

Anyone remember Glasgow?

Pubes turned up in a sweet yellow Lambo Spyder (custom license plate said "WEALTH"). He was wearing a cool tuxedo, and there was a hugely freak-titted slut on his arm. She was at least 10/10, at least. Anyway, so he gets out of his car, and he's got dual akimbo miniguns in each arm.

But there's no one there. So he drops his cigar, and he mutters "Heh, figures... pussies". He turns back and starts walking towards his car. And that's when it started.

Suddenly, about 150-200 guys come wading out of the river. They're dressed up like the SAS, wearing those ghilliee suits. Neck deep in the water, assault rifles in hand. They've been waiting there for hours, but that's what they trained for. They're ready.
So they pounce on Pubes while his back is turned. All I heard was gunfire, endless gunfire. And his girl screaming.

I was running away, see. I didn't want to actually fight him. It was all a prank. I wanted to take his picture and post it on Brit/pol/. It was just a prank, just to humiliate him. I never thought this would happen.

I crouched down behind a letter boxed and watched him fight. He didn't blink a single time.
Not a single one of those SAS brutes walked away alive. Not a single one. There was at least 300-400 of them. But he just kept fighting.

Of course, yeah, he ran out of bullets. Are you kidding me? Of course he did. Not even Pubes walks around with that much ammo. But he didn't care. This is what he trained for. He had the blade stashed in his trouser leg.
And he used it... Oh, he used it. It was like nothing I've ever seen. He did thinks that even my sensei said were impossible. It was a maelstrom of gore, blood, and serenity. I swear, in the middle of the blood bath... For a second it looked like he was in the lotus position, just meditating.

God damn, all my friends are asleep, I have no one to talk to

Yes

why do you losers even fucking post on this shit board with spam prevention shite and post cooldowns get tae fuck

paid your respects and go has Barry Chuckle

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What do you want to talk about m8 pal

ikft, it's like everyone is a /britpol/ tripfag

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There are numerous Pubes posters. There is no single Pube.

Really upset BritNormie suspected me of calling him a nonce via one anonymous post in the last thread to be honest.

I don't even hate the lad - I consider him to be a really good mate.

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I never watched Chucklevision and would probably be expected to spout references

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to me to you is all you need to know and maybe some oh dears

Just shut the fuck up your repeating yourself you twatnonce

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might get a timothy james byrne tattoo lad

he is a fucking nonce. he's a wretched fat cunt too

You fucked up, retard. You played all innocent then when normie pointed out your old posts you splerged and went 'I-IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HATE YOU CUNT!'

right lads, i think we can all agree britfeel is terminal now and the most humane thing to do would be to just put it down

need to stop punching myself desu

Get it over your heart lad >3

No videos from Lee can we assume he's too heartbroken over ziggeh dying of a Methobone overdose

going to get a lee and a kay on each arse cheek as well

severestudios.com/storm-chasers/basehunters.chasing.html
severestudios.com/storm-chasers/john.humphress.html waheyy

One on each side of your neck would be better

am absolutely hammered

have my driving test on thursday

>tfw enjoying britfeel thread
>hear footsteps
OHH NOO NOO
>door opens
>dog makes me cum in him

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you nutter, where you been?

Alri Lee simmer down

8ch dogg

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too dead at this time, stop sleeping

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This thread needs an original enema.

watching anime, nice meme

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me and my dog will continue to shitpost until banned
(czeched)

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Good result from the enema in that case.

come to 8ch brothermother

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Started watching hand maids tale season 2.
Dunno whether to put my pizza and garlic bread in the oven or not.

Subbed her only fans page again.

God damn I'm fucking weak.

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hey, lad, I like the effort you made. night image could use some light though.

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wow you saved my edit. Thanks

abit of a chick flick and put one or the other in not both

lads just ignore scea its the only way hell go away, hes got the mind of an attention whoring child, thats why women dont want anything to do with him

going cinema alone tomorrow because I'm mentally ill and too scared to ask my friends to come because I feel like a burden on them

kind of looks weird that it's night yet everything is illuminated in what looks like sunlight? like a Skyrim glitch or something. Street lights would be cool, but OP's image is okay too, quite dark and /comfy/ desu

what you going to see, faggot?

I'd be too nervous to go see a movie by myself. People could think I'm some sort of creep.

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just tried to brighten it up is all, if it's bad then ignore it and use the other.

Probably stick with in as I'm a greedy fat neet.

What is happening there lad?

searching (2018)
has good reviews

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Nah I get that, not having a go lod, I appreciate the effort. Looks good but a tad out of place.

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