What's the most:

> white rice, without salt
> bestiality (the jailbait girl was too cute to resist, felt disgusted afterwards)
> laughed in the middle of a funeral (was nervous)
> Trying to kym (not much into leaving my comfort zone outside of that)

Probably not even in the top five autistic things I've done/worn. Second thing that comes to mind is the MLP Steampunk shirt I wore in high school. Two dudes laughed at my shirt one day and I realized then that maybe that pony shit was the reason I wasn't popular.

Still wasn't popular after dumping the pony shit.

source on the image please man

I dunno ate out of a dumpster last night and people looking like wtf!?

Should get another pony shirt.

>nothing for a week
>no way I'm answering that
>Didn't know what to do when an old man molested me. Everything else
>I climbed a 100+foot cliff ledge with steep drop offs on both sides while stoned out of my mind. Overdosed more than once on more than one drug. Told the truth

Why didn't you eat anything for a week?

>a half bowl of cheap Mexican chicken rice
>a video of a golden retriever fucking some chick
>tried to date a crazy "pansexual" midget
>raced a pt cruiser with my Mercury montego on the arizona 101 going 120mph

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To purify my soul. Test the balance between mental illness and doing something right

>depressing meal
nothing at all, when I skipped meals to save money
>most degenerate fap
probably an erotic lit story that I wrote
>most autistic thing
Back in high school I got my mom to drive me and my date to a movie. We had never talked outside of my initial asking her out so this was her first real interaction with me. She didn't know I didn't have my license yet. she never talked to me after that.
>most dangerous
probably driving with a severe hangover, or driving utterly sleep-deprived

>corndogs or salmon (I hate both)
>literal cp or bestiality porn
>wrote love letters to a celebrity, proposed to the prettiest most popular girl at a roller skating rink that hated me and she said no
>duelling with a .45, getting injected with 2 grams of meth at once, skydiving on lsd

>depressing meal you've ever ate
few fingers of peanut butter on thanksgiving
>degenerate thing you've ever fapped to
cover of time magazine featuring a tsunami years back with a naked female corpse on it
>autistic thing you've ever done
play kingdom before sleeping some nights
>Dangerous thing you've ever done
shot arrows with a friend at each other but we both sucked so only one came close

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>depressing meal you've ever ate
Rice and black beans soaked for a hour
>degenerate thing you've ever fapped to
Some Lord of the flies doujin
>autistic thing you've ever done
Shoot some girl straight down when she confessed to me and proceeded to play it off.
>Dangerous thing you've ever done
My employment is dangerous as fuck consider if someone turns a circuit on you get fucking vaporized in a 500kv fireball of glory.

>depressing meal you've ever ate
-Everything, I have a issue where my food doesn't go down the right way.
>degenerate thing you've ever fapped to
-Masturbated to my ex, its degenerate for self-explanatory reasons. But its the least degenerate, so I think I'm doing well.

>autistic thing you've ever done
-Must autistic thing I have done is live with professionally'dxed autism, thanks for the personal shout out OP.
-Everything I do is autistic since I'm autistic, but I'm ashamed of the family tree I made for a hypothetical baby I will never have, because the father left my life.

>Dangerous thing you've ever done
-Probably just eat every day, I don't chew properly and sometimes I choke on my food. its also easy insult bait for people.

Jamaican beef patty in a hamburger bun.

Myself in the mirror

Ive circled a block to avoid appearing like a creep behind these girls walking too slow only to circle back and see them again

Told a life guard for this slide that drops into a deep pool that i could swim (kinda) then instantly blackout drown and woke up resuscitated. Didn't even see an emt after i just went back to having fun at the waterpark.

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>roman noodles cooked in a melted styrofoam bowl ( they were still half crunchy )
>i fap to gfur every night
>stuck a lizard in a power outlet
>stared at a pc screen my whole life

>reheated instant noodles
>bestiality
>tried to talk to the popular girls on school
>unprotected sex

>depressing meal you've ever ate
saltine crackers and milk (eaten like cereal)
>degenerate thing you've ever fapped to
probably some kind of tranny porn
>autistic thing you've ever done
beat off in class in middle school
>Dangerous thing you've ever done
bought drugs from a stranger. there's a big fentanyl problem where I live and I could have easily gotten some bad shit and OD'd

Tbdesu it seems pretty autistic for her to just say I'm wet

>>Literotica story about a dude who wishes for his mom to be free of his abusive step dad, and then switches bodies with her and becomes his mother/his stepdad's slutty sex slave
Link?

>potato cake, literally refried mashed potatoes
>necro shit
>complained for like 6 hours straight because someone made me do something i didn't want to
>mixing drugs i shouldn't mix

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>depressing meal you've ever ate
cheap maruchan and a big glass of rum at 5 am, while i was alone in my room, wearing nothing but my underwear.

>pick related dipped in canned tomatoe sauce
>i dont know which one is worse, fapping to a pony masturbating with a fleshlight or a woman getting choked
>convince my best friend to kiss me under a desk, everyone saw us
>shooting a gun for the first time (12 years old)

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>A stale large fry from mcdicks
>Lipples
>Not attending my grand uncle's funeral
>Working on live electrical wires

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Mixing bad shit is the best. I IVed some fire dope and smoked a hit of crack. Yumn

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>A still frozen pizza/uncooked raman
>Mommy shit
>Filmed a video of me and my friends boxing while openly advocating for a second holocaust(Very close to being leaked at high school)

>depressing meal you've ever ate
A plate of nothing but plain cooked hot dog sausages.
>degenerate thing you've ever fapped to
My sister's bikini picture on instagram
>autistic thing you've ever done
Only buy flannel shirts for like 2 years in school becuse i wanted to be known as the flannel guy
>Dangerous thing you've ever done
while playing with a shotgun it went of inside a house, thank god it was being pointed towards a cement wall. Still haunts me that i could have blown my head off or my friends

Well its more of a story but anyways here it is
>4:00 Am
>Living in small shitty apartment
>cooking noodles
>I actually fucking burnt them
>too hungry to care
>eat at a table with one seat

literotica.com/s/my-life-as-mom-ch-01

eating white rice without salt or pepper is depressing. To bad i suck at cooking and always forget to add salt

I sometimes jerk to myself too. Is this a) gay or b) really gay?
Hmm

The smallest possible piece of toast, an orange, and a hard boiled egg shoved together to make an orange salad sandwich

Nemo and Marlin being gutted and cooked alive (I swear this actually happened and I did it because someone challenged me to)

Idfk

Tried to kill myself while I don't know which time was the most dangerous while I'm betting it was the carbon monoxide method

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>barely cooked pre-made tendies
>trap cp or photos of my classmates through the years (including a male(girl))
>most things desu, but the time i started singing triple baka on a shitty anime con is probably the worse
>climb a fire watch tower, get found out and then go through a closed private pool to escape

>raw bacon. I figured it had already been smoked and salted, so there was a zero percent chance it could kill me.
>an erotic Pokemon fanfiction, in which a trainer got kinky with his female Vulpix. It was...surprisingly good at keeping with the tone of the show during the non-porn bits, while the porn bits were strangely charged.
>made D&D characters that could annihilate a monster from a book or movie or vidya game that legit scared me, as though I was hiring an imaginary bodyguard to protect me from an imaginary threat.
>went out innawoods to throw raw meat around to attract as many coyotes as I could, so that I might slay them with a pair of black powder handguns, a crossbow, and a brace of tomahawks. To avenge the death of a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel I was quite fond of. Poor little thing. Deaf as a stone and too tiny to defend its sad self. It was up to me to seek arrears in blood. And oh, what dark work I did that night. Fuck coyotes.

Alcohol was involved in, eh, half of these decisions.

I got a thing for raw meat too. The fuck is a brace of tomahawks?

Oh, "a brace" is an archaic way to say "a pair", when referring to weapons.

Could you please describe in details that trap cp thing?

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Bet the coyotes didn't fall for your bait. They are mythologically known tricksters. RIP pupper.

Kil't me four of 'em that night. Didn't get them all, but I gave the survivors something to think about. My dog had a worthy honor guard to escort him.

how many coyotes did you kill?

Humans are much much much better trickers than fucking coyotes

Legendary.

Original kill

>pot noodles and doritos for dinner
>pegging pov
>put hundreds of hours into Assassin's Creed Origins, discovery tour mode just walking around pretending to be a normal ancient citizen
>sledged down an icy hill at 40mph and fell off mid-way

this one time I didn't eat for four days and I ate some noodles.
It did not taste good.
probably some nasty shit
i forget those things but I assure it was very autistic
I got wedged under water and was pushed down by the force of the current between a tree and a rock with a kayak overtop of me keeping my legs stationary

On the other hand, I probably could have exterminated the local pack if I used poisoned meat and traps, if I didn't have the irrational drive to look into their eyes as I pulled the trigger. So in the end I guess they got one over on me.

>depressing meal you've ever ate
poison berry from bad gathering
>degenerate thing you've ever fapped to
cave drawing enemy tribe woman
>autistic thing you've ever done
got mad grug tossed rock at girl
>Dangerous thing you've ever done
go on hunt but me too weak

>Dog food.
>A children's book.
>Trying to shove ice shaped a little like a dildo up my ass.
>Trying to kill myself.

What was the fan fiction called?

I have no fucking idea. I beat off to it once and then never found it again. And believe me, I looked. I searched every combination of terms I could think of in hopes of rediscovering it, and never hit gold.

>Frozen boneless buffalo wings
>Fat fur stuff that belongs in /trash/
>became a sonic fan at the age of 7
>went base jumping off a 4 story cliff into a lake...actually was pretty fun, but very dangerous

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i once ate out of the trash i got an unopened bag of chips and a moldy convience store sandwich.

uhh, too many too count. guro, beast, furry, gay, trap, all combined. I'm turned on by taboo at this point.

I used to pull down my pants and flash people to be funny but I was actually just like a fat 19 year old and it was really bad. There's probably worse but I'm too autistic to realize.

I've done a lot of drugs incl aerosol which is really bad for your brian.

>nothing but 2 nutrition shakes
>either Cp or the story about a girl putting maggots in her snatch
>hid in a closet for a meme until my parents called the cops
>drove into a hurricane

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theres a lot of vulpix lemons

How are you not in prison yet? Not shaming you, whatever floats your boat, but CP is illegal.

Cold sliced pepperoni

Furry porn

Lifted while blasting German metal and wearing a mask covered in my own blood

Rode on top of a car going pretty fast while all of us were drunk

>a single piece of bread when my mom was too sick to make dinner and my dad had left the house because he was fighting with my mom
>NeCrObEsTiAlItY
>Worked at the drive through at Mcdonald's for a few weeks. One night some girls drove through and asked me how my night was, I said shitty, and they asked is there anything we can do to make it better and I said yeah you can order quickly
>pissed in the Amazon river

hatkid is so smug heck
pretty fun game too.

>depressing meal you've ever ate
Bread
>degenerate thing you've ever fapped to
Bestiality Erotica
>autistic thing you've ever done
Exist
>Dangerous thing you've ever done
Drive in china

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cause the fbi dont raid my house regularly

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>paper with onions sauce
>midget porn
>tried killing myself with super blunt knife at age of 6
>masturbating with parents home IN THE AFTERNOON

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>Myself in the mirror
I've done this once. What the fuck?

>Soggy bread with ketchup
>Demon girl scout loli
>Shoved 2 Sharpies up my ass
>Freight Hopping

>>Worked at the drive through at Mcdonald's for a few weeks. One night some girls drove through and asked me how my night was, I said shitty, and they asked is there anything we can do to make it better and I said yeah you can order quickly
i do this stuff regularly

tfw i'v did over half the stuff in this thread

>20 chicken mcnuggets
>motherless com vids
>found the address of an eceleb i was already somewhat close with and pretended to bump into them in a store
>driving 120 mph on the highway

You wanted this to happen, didn't you?

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chicken mcnuggets
how is that depressing?

CP is illegal, but it used to be a lot easier to find and a lot harder for them to enforce that law. Around 2012 and before, anyone with a P2P client could get all the CP they wanted if they had an unsecured wifi connection to use. So I hear. That was the rumor.

>depressing meal you've ever ate
A whole box of Ritz and cheese spray

>degenerate thing you've ever fapped to
Doujin where a futa and a chick are fucking and they use a magic spell to make the girl more fertile and they abort the babies multiple times because it feels good to be pregnant and "waste" the seed

>autistic thing you've ever done
I dunno honestly, I watch a ton of anime I guess

>Dangerous thing you've ever done
Deal drugs (small time but still)

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>Either just croutons or the time I ate Dominoes in my underwear at 1am after an 18hr shift. My shitty bachelor was a cramped mess becauce I worked two 12s and a Sunday before that.
>Country grown vegitables or straight shota
> I talked about buttholes at a Jow Forums panel while dressed as a rocket grunt. Runner up: I explained the plot of Sonic Adventure 2 to an obviously (to everyone else) bored person for an hour.
> I have a bad habit of walking into traffic.

>>drove into a hurricane
Ooh, he drove into *a* hurricane. Singular. He faced a single hurricane. That's so scary, guys, ermagerd, that's so dangerous.

Bitch, I spent all of hurricane season 2005 in Coral Springs in the storms, out in a lawn chair, drunk off my ass on cheap Scotch, occasionally flying kites and constantly wishing a nigga (nature itself) would. Dennis, Ophelia, Rita, Wilma, I just waited for the eye of the storm to pass over so I could engage the bitch-storm in a staring contest. Going into *one* hurricane ain't shit.

>Room temperture water with chester's hot fries.
>Grainy 30 second video of some shitskin raping his daughter.
>Stick my pen into an open wound on my arm and twiddle it around inside my body.
>Date some black girl who's dad was a huge crip.
I dumped her soon after. He flipped his fucking shit because I wore some red shorts around him.

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Does cum count?
BBC
Dressed up in girls clothes
>Be me
>Fingering my ass
>Blood oh shit...
>Keeps fingering ass
I'm an heroing tommorow

Neither. It's asexual.

>a bowl of mircowaved ketchup with instant ramen noodles and milk
>scat, shota, hyper dick porn
>autistic rage out at highschool, reee'd and threw desks at chad and stacy and then projectile vomitted and shit myself and threw it around, and pissing a puddle.
>run across busy street blind folded for 20$. it will be fine i thought, i can use hearing. ears are shit, it was not fine. heart almost collapsed on itself. nearly died

>cuming to autoerotic manipulation
>that's staight, do it to sexy thoughts
>places mirror in front of user
>No, thats asexual

And because you said it online its double sexy

>I ate cold noodles once, couldn't even cook them right and threw up later
>I jacked off multiple types to the isea that a KKK chick would rape me
>In middle school we had a partner project, we made groups to do a play, End up doing a girl's pokemon fanfic
>I use to get in a box and slide down stairs, stopped when I ended up with broken legs

I assumed they were attracted to themselves.

Holy shit I remember that story about the girl putting maggots in her snatch.

Where did it go? I wouldn't mind seeing it again for old times sake.

>A Muffin. For my 17th birthday. I was alone at the hospital.
>really nothing just hardcore porn
>being a white knight in middle school
>made a jump in bike with friends and falled

>half a piece of 3 days old bread with mayo on it
>my crush's swimsuit pics when she was 13 (I was 17 at that moment)
>rejecting a girl because she was flat as a board when I was 18
>jumping off a bench to look cool and almost get ran over by a bus when I was 16

>bread with a slice of cheese on it
>probably some scat stuff or smoli
>tie between inappropriate "you too"s and trying to play a song at a piano recital, but failing and stopping halfway through
>played with flash powder

>cold pizza that i let thaw overnight, i didn't heat them up at all, it was disgusting but i was too tired to cook it
>between inflation/enema hentai and a girl being beheaded while fucked, i genuinely don't know
>sent the navy seals copypasta to a kid at my school because he was being mean to me
>messed with some guy who swatted me, i've never done anything physically dangerous

>straight whipped cream
>the ending of emergence
>helicoptered my dick on top of a roof of a construction site
>raced a friend down a gravel field on a mountain wearing ~30 lb packs

>niggers
>war over the color red

>Frozen meal salisbury steak with mac n cheese
>trap
>shit my pants one night i was drunk as fuck and driving so i scooped it out of my undies and was tossing out the window
>robbed a drug dealer with some friends

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>a single microwaved frozen hamburger patty
>pictures of a man sucking on a chicken cloaca
>make weird noises to myself
>driving while under the influence

>meal
salt free saltines and OJ mix or my bowl of corn and rotel mix
>porn
some gay futa shit undoubtedly, but it has been so long that I cannot remember
>autism
Chose to homeschool myself for all of high school. I isolated myself from everyone including my parents. I am permanently damaged. Every day's struggle working retail overwrites individual autistic actions. I feel it daily.
>danger
I speed considerably every night before coming home to the middle of nowhere to run without a flashlight or a weapon.

>Girl being beheaded
For real or hentai?

it was hentai

>Expired japanese ramen noodle things
>Three girls blasting diarrhea onto another girl's face
>Come to r9k
>Drove 15 over the speed limit

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