My stomach hurts so much I have goosebumps what's going on

My stomach hurts so much I have goosebumps what's going on.

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pregnancy

pregnant with bad bacteria

Not pregnant, my boy.

Not bacteria either.

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pregnant with bad food and poop

You ate too much cum

Not that either, I barely ate because I have 0 appetite.

Perhaps (not).

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90% chance it's pregnancy, sorry

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pregnant with lack of food

Impossible, my boy.

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I don't think I lack food since it's normal for me to eat once every 2-3 days. I've always been having a 38+ fever for 5 days straight. Today it finally came down though, now it's only 36.9.

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You're turning into a Super Saiyan.

pregnant with GAS STUCK IN INSIDES and low metabolism

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Why am I always pregnant with something?

Please, I don't want to be blonde.

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i don't know why are you

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Pregnant if female
Bad gas if male

What's with all the pregnancy ideas.

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Abortion time

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It's you again!!!

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FEED ME THAT BABY


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The fuck is this thread

Because.

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God if I know, see a doctor. Maybe one of those belarusian clinics

No clue I just wanted help :')

Don't lain-look at me.

Don't want to.

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poop pregnancy

For 5 days straight already?

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You are most likely pregnant. Buy a pregnancy tester and post results

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Are you afraid they're gonna mistake you for a Chernobyl victim?

>Don't want to.
Press F.......
He's a dude
It's constipation.........

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Still worth testing.

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don't positive pregnancy tests in males mean ball cancer?

Test result are and you get a piss on by a dude pregnancy test..........

*in

Well yes. Usually if you get positive as a male you have a problem. Also nice satanic trips

See a medical professional anonymous!!

OP should post pregnancy test results.

You should do that

Please don't abort :(

Am a poorfag, i literally can't even afford a loaf of bread at the moment.

Job?

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NEET.

o-okay

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Checked
Have a cute pic of my wife.

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My wife is cuter :3

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My wife chino is so cute

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100% not.

Yeah.

Not actually.

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Not choosing based remilia

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k

What did you do prior to experiencing the pain

Nothing.

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Try shidding

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Did you forget to eat something today?
If you did eat, maybe the food was spoiled or something.
>or it could be period

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Surprisingly enough, barely happens and it's normal. So not that either.

I've had the same pain for 5 days now. And it's not period. This is a stomachache, not abdominal pain.

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Could be spoiled food or something.

Did you take your painkillers?

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Just see a fucking doctor already. I don't care if they'll jack you on some radiation meds if they misdiagnose you with radiation poisoning, YOU NEED A DOCTOR

how bout mine

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I diagnose you with terminal faggotry
You have three months to live

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I ate cucumbers and grapes.

Yup.

Don't like theeemmm

>would rather take medical advice from Jow Forums than a real professional doctor

Oh no I'm not taking advice here

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What's your usual diet? Also the food could be spoiled

Is it because you haven't seen this picture yet?

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I don't really have a diet, I eat whenever I feel hungry. I uhh like cucumbers? I like making salads with them I guess. So I eat a lot of that.

It could be that your poop is hard if you only eat food that's rich in fibers.

I eat other food as well.