She's sitting right there, user

Are you the girl in the picture? Have I been hurting your feelings?

lol you're funny user, I wish I could be funny like that
*proceeds to tell an unrelated anecdote about something she read on reddit*

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Do people really just walk up to girls and try to talk to them?

I've done it. Sometimes they do it. Every once in a while you both like each other. The next best alternative is that you both dislike each other. When it is unrequited that's annoying as hell.

Hey, does your bloodline contain major Jewish elements? Your facial structure and particularly your nose displays major Jewish traits.

SHE'S ONE WEIRD ASS LOOKIN CRACKER I TELL YA

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YOU'RE A WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DIDYA KNOW THAT?

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They do, but this isn't one of those situations so I'm not sure why you're asking. She is a classmate.

I really don't watch too many tv shows. I watch a lot of lectures and documentaries. I prefer reading though.

this.
fat chicks with big jugs love to talk about their big fat tits

mite work depending on how you say it

Do you watch any documentaries on the desert? There's something in common. Her pussy will be dry as the Sahara when you tell her you're into lectures and documentaries.

Then refer to my original comment.

I am trying to shitpost and rile you up, user. Go on. Get riled up.

>Hello, Im user.
Thats all I say.

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Look who was a biology major. Do you think this chick is going to be bored by documentary discussions? She's probably going to spend 20 minutes telling you about the last one she watched.

No. I don't really give a shit enough for that. I don't think I'll try to have a relationship until I leave my government job. Too much paranoia about life ruining as long I as I have it.

i'd call her a fat fuck and dump her purse on the ground

Pic related. Also original. More original.

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milkies nooowwwwww

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look at that rodent-like 56% face

I'll just do something in a terminal on my Thinkpad and wait for her to ask me if I'm a hacker.

lrn2phenotype

She's a big Germanic cow. Maybe a drop of slav. She doesn't have one Semitic feature.

she has a rat face. i wanna kick her teeth in

Omega?
/originally/

>being this ignorant and shit of a NatSoc
she's literally the type of woman you're supposed to be protecting, dummy. They used to actually draft chicks like her to get impregnated in Germany in the 30s.

humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

We need more of her

Whats your major!!!!

muteblox

Umm, who is she? Because she looks A LOT like a girl I know.

Those tits are rediculous can I smack them shits around or what!?

That's what I want to say and the reason I never talk lol.

Hello. I like you boobs.

That works better than you might think.

NICE FUCKING TITS I WONDER WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE

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MILKIES

WANT MILKIES

GIVE MILKIES NOW

NOW NOW NOW

n-nice milkers..

>Accurate representation of my mind and soul

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Christ she's really broad