how do i learn basic hygiene and stop smelling like fucking armpit all the time? serious question i cant do what a nigger can.
How do i learn basic hygiene and stop smelling like fucking armpit all the time...
Michael Collins
Henry Jenkins
anyone? help a stupid fuck idiot out.
Michael Lewis
just be yourself, nigger! if she can't love you for who you are then she doesn't deserve you.. somehow people got along just fine before jew sold us soap meme
Colton Garcia
bro i smell like shit.
Ian Nelson
>buy some soap
>buy some shampoo
>get a clean towel and washcloth
>take a decent shower with these items
>don't do stupid shit to fuck up your clean condition afterward
Mason Fisher
deodorant retard
William White
I haven't taken a shower in 5 months.. females are still paying attention to me when I go to the store.. I put fresh clothes in when I go out of the house but could care less about washing my body besides my teeth, face and dick.
your natural smell is what tells opposite sex if your genes are compatible.
Jace Martin
>your natural smell is what tells opposite sex if your genes are compatible.
Jayden Robinson
tea tree oil soap and a loofah. you are welcome
Jaxon Sullivan
you think I am joking..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odour_and_sexual_attraction
but there was researched published recently that birth control and other body products have been messing with females thus they pick incompatible mates which leads to failures in relationships.
Asher Morris
Stop showering regularly because it makes you smell like cat piss longer than not, wash your pits and apply deodorant before going out, learn to clean your butthole properly, maybe clean behind your ears sometimes.
Levi Long
is this why nerds smell like shit? vro no lie every time im around a nerd they smell like a diaper. do men even smell women to know? shit how could i even know women be altering their stench with chemicals all the time
Tyler Carter
>but there was researched published recently that birth control and other body products have been messing with females thus they pick incompatible mates which leads to failures in relationships.
It'd still be the pareto rule so nothing would change. The Chads would still have have basically all of the women in his harem.
Adrian Lopez
>take a shower daily
>use shampoo & conditioner
>scrub yourself thoroughly with soap/bodywash
>wear deodorant
If you do all these things, then I have no idea and I want to sniff you, no homo.
Jace Barnes
Please tell me I'm not the only person in the world who has baths everyday instead of having showers
Bentley Robinson
>wake up in the morning
>shit and wipe
>have a 15 minute shower, shampoo hair & wash body with soap
>apply deodorant to armpits
>brush teeth
>shave
There you subhuman
Cooper Martin
Cut all of your body hair below the neck off or trim to almost nothing. Hair absorbs sweat and dirt. Painters use hair brushes because it sops up paint and holds it so much more than plastic based brushes. So just cut all of your armpit hair and trim most of the rest or your hair down or shave it off.
Next wear cloths that breathe. If you get too hot you sweat. Buy some inexpensive exercise shirts that are breathable and have micro holes in them to let out heat and quickdry.
If you are going to work out a little or move around a ton have some underarm deodorant nearby and put a bit on before you go out. Spray deodorants work well too.
Xavier Green
Just spray some axe on your body. Spray some febreze on your cloths, put one hat and chew some gum.
You are now ready for the day.
Ian Reyes
Me too op. Don't be discouraged if that thick shell of dirt doesn't come off in the first shower and remember to wash your towel.
Nathan Nelson
no one thought you were joking
I fucking hate quirky fact posters like you especially when it's old fucking news
Liam Evans
shave armpits.
it works and no one will know.
Eli Mitchell
>and no one will know
is shaving or trimming your armpits not normal or something?
Cameron Flores
not him, but even my chad dad shaves his armpits