ITT: Autistic things you do
Hard mode: Nobody else in the thread does it
I'll start:
>never take the first of any item off a shelf, will move the first etc, item and take what's behind it
>this does not specify that I take the second item, it just means I take the items inbetween the first and last
>if there is more than two items, the last item will be registered as the first item, in reverse order.
>if there is only one item remaining I will not buy it unless it is laxatives.
get naked to take a piss
I look people in the eye when I talk to them.
OP many people do that, apart from the laxatives bit
You're not too special
Like, full naked? Every time? And what about public toilets?
>remember something embarrassing or cringy from years ago and without thinking sigh out loud, let out a moan, or say "I fucking hate myself"
>ITT: Autistic things you do
have autism
That's me in a nutshell.
Alternatively: "I'm a fucking disgrace", "Why am I even alive", etc.
It's okay user, we're fuckups together.
Fuck you man, I'm the only person on here professionally dxed, I couldn't even talk as a kid, I still can't.
God.
Source; me, a non-verbal autistic kid, I'm a adult now, obviously.
Every time the toilet looks like its about to clog, but then the shit flushes down fine, I give two thumbs up and say "noice" like Steve Irwin.
Every time
>scream and shout like a rabid dog at the cars around me as drive though traffic
>sometimes get so into it i foam at the mouth and begin snarling like a feral ghoul
>have seen people stare or film me from their cars
It blows off steam and i dont get embarrassed because i just drive away and dont see the people driving next to me again in my lifetime.
>I hate saying hello or goodbye, if somebody say "good morning" I only say "hi" and if nobody talks I feel happier than if everybody greet me
>pretend as if I'm speedrunning things in real life
>like cooking, taking a shower
>make comments on what's going on
>have found out numerous exploits
>when I fuck something up, like drop something say shit like: "Bad RNG." "RIP run"
You all need to be locked away from the normal people in society.
Hopefully the Trump administration passes a law making having autism illegal.
They put older stuff in front so it's logical you do this.
Eat ice cream in class
I eat tons of seasoning salt then chug some water and get confused why im peeing 17 times an hour
haha thats not autism that's really funny dude.
jerk off to female minecraft skins
>when pooping i take off my socks and put them on my hands, aint no way poop is gonna touch my hands
I have said this before in another thread. Whenever I meet a person I start acting like them. I pick up on subtle things they do and copy them. If they have a subtle accent I start talking with it. If they walk a certain way I copy it. If they eat really quickly I do the same thing. It's not on purpose and I can't stop.
I had a pretty weird way of listening to music until a few weeks ago, it was becoming more and more frustrating so I dropped the autism
>save 4 or 5 albums
>listen to them once
>listen to them once more, this time while following the lyrics
>listen to them until i decide it's enough
>give a last listen, adding the songs I don't wanna leave behind to the "Earworms" playlist
>remove the album
>do this until i remove the last album and start again
>when i listen to the playlist Earworms i remove the songs i get tired of, so to always keep it around the 30 and 50 songs
I still do it but without the minimum of 3 listens and the lyrics part, it was fucking excruciating
Pic related, the current albums
Yeah me too but I also start thinking like movie characters. I'm not capable of copying accent though I think.
my absolute nigga. i don't do the thumbs up but i talk to my poop and congratulate it for getting through. actually i've got a few boys about to go on a mission right now. anyone wanna take bets on whether they'll succeed?
thats not autistic it's great that you really want to get into a certain album to hear everything it has to offer. The only thing autistic is thinking that what you're doing is autistic. :)
I rock back and forth whilst sitting cross legged when I'm not doing anything. I only browse r9k to stop, really. Please send help :3
>I can only poop before or after I come home from work, not only do I wipe for like eight minutes but I also shower afterwards and spread my butt checks to make sure
If you shave your asshole hair it makes cleaning even faster