So is the sigma male just a maymay or what?

>If people have hit on me and called me attractive but I'm a self-destructive reclusive shut in what am I?
A failed normie?

I read this and start to think something kinda relates to me but then it completely bombs and I dont belong.

These threads are fun because I get to criticize myself and just have fun seeing what meme shit fits me but it is sad when I cant find one to fit. Appreciate more posts like this for amusement sake at 3am

Wait, what is the definition of the sigma male?
1. Be independent and confident, just like an alpha - check
2. Don't care about putting people down, but being perfectly capable of it - check
3. Having multiple social circles instead of a single social circle?
I have 6-8 social circles that I hang out with sometimes, I get in, get out. I don't care. People invite me out all the time though - check
4. It's hilarious that the girlfriends of many people from my social circles hit on me all the time. But I don't really care, I don't want some cheating slut, even if they are cheating WITH me - check

So Sigma seems like 100% accurate

we exist but obv nobody sees us because we don't socialize or we pretend to be normal

>pua charts made by retards who want to sell you advice and false hope

lol nice larp. no sigma male would be on fucking r9k

Your alpha not sigma. You have enough social contact to form 8 fucking social circles. I'll give some of my traits. I literally do not care about people and I stay fit and am confident. These three things allow me to do whatever the fucking I want it feel zero pressure from society that I was even expelled from school twice.Girls are easy to get because they are all the same. I did work for a old friend of my mom and her daughter fell for me. Even my pops was upset because I passed on her. I have literally zero friends yet people come up to me and say hi. It's easy tho it may be a mental problem idk.

Yup. That whole thing is a scam and most people are better off going outside and quitting their bad habits than competing for "alpha status" aka being a complete asshat.

Trying to figure out which letter of the greek alphabet correlates to your personality is on par with learning to dance your name.

I never knew there was a dance in YourName

wat r u guys talking bout?

Im 100% ligma

You mean you have the tism

ligmaballs, tee hee

I'm the one below omega

Eurythmy. Look it up, it's retarded.

>Now buy my guide on how to be a based sigma male! :D
What's with all these alpha beta omega threads popping up now anyway, and what happened to all the Xtian threads?

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Nothing, trends are cyclical, if you wait long enough they'll come back.

the alpha fears the sigma

I hope that no one actually believes in these horoscopes.

Says he as he posts the gayest chart ever to have been created in history.

WhAtS lIgMa

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I always thought I was a Sigma but in reality I was an Omega
Life really gave me a Ligma

This list sucks ass.