Can't even use cartoons as escapism anymore

He ends up with Huntress Wizard. They had a nice few episodes together to establish their budding relationship, even if it doesn't come up in the end.

Sometimes there can be homosexual characters without it being part of SJW propaganda. Bubblegum's and Marcy's relationship was first indicated in the second season, it wasn't some sudden decision to turn everyone gay for the fans like in the shitty Avatar

because its the subversion of the sacred hero tale. Now the hero makes way for the powerful woman, even to teh extreme of getting cucked by her. Jesus have mercy.
other examples:
youtube.com/watch?v=soh-3jiHq4s

Gay relationships are romanticized.
Straight relationships are made out to be generic and disfunctional.
Just look at Finn and the fire princess, she has a temper tantrum every other day

The two lesbos have a love hate relation ship with even sing alongs and plenty of lovey dove moments

I fucking hate this
As a straight male I feel so underrepresented right now

Am I supposed to empathize with Finn?
He orbits princess bubblegum for half of the show

>doesn't like canonical yuri
nigger are you gay?

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Lesbianism is romanticized, ergo more young women are turned into lesbians for that sweet, sweet monogamous love I'd be ready to offer and the ones that aren't are addicted to 6foot+ Brad cock

Bubbleslut was the worst fucking character in the show by a longshot. Her lame lesbo ark ain't got shit on patrician Simon/Betty.

tvline.com/2018/09/03/adventure-time-series-finale-bubblegum-marceline-kiss-bubbline-confirmed/

They admitted that the gay shit wasn't ever part of the original concept.
Rebecca did this.

why would a vampire date a bubblegum? vampires can't get blood from gum. But wait the vampires in adventure time suck the color red out of things right? But still bubblegum is pink.

Fucking kike bitch tried to be sneaky with Steven universe but this is taking it too far

>TV show changes since first conception
wow. how horrible that those SJWs mangled your beloved cartoon.
Jesse Pinkman was meant to die early on in Breaking Bad, but they changed it after fan response.

Because they're both 1000 years old and near immortal.

That's not the point. the point is vampires are best when they are predators. vampires should be sadist doms in relationships. Why even have her be a vampire when she could have just been a wizard like ice king.

A better question is who fucking cares?
Adventure time was always shit

making characters gay as soon as a sjw tumblr writer takes control of the show isn't the same as killing off one major character

not all changes are good

Rebecca took control after the original creator left (around season 5).

>watches shitty western cartoons
You should have known better

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>cant use vidya to escape
mna, I played games for many years all day every day..

depression sucks

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>not all changes are good
are you serious? one kiss in the last episode ruined the entire show for you? it was THAT bad?

take the mlp pill

Vampires in Adventure Time do suck blood, Marceline is just like a vegetarian vampire and doesn't want to harm people.

Anime is fucking riddled with Yuri what are you talking about

I wouldn't know cause I haven't watched adventure time cause finn is annoying as fuck. I'm not against lesbians but marceline sounds like a shit vampire who doesn't need or deserve to be a vampire.

Her dad is also the ruler of an entire hell dimension, she got the butthurt of a lifetime over him eating her fries once.

So she's raven from teen titans only worse. so she is just all around shittier than the things she is trying to be.

She is actually half demon and human. She fought and killed all the vampires but got bitten by one.

Degeneracy must stop now!
>BUT MUH CARTOONS!
Gotta indoctrinate those kids at an early age! I wonder what were gonna have on T.V. in another 10 years? Lord forbid you have a different opinion, that's a thought crime!
>BUT MY TOLERANCE!

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I'm pretty sure yuri in anime is meant to be cute and appealing to male audiences. You're not gonna see an mc getting cucked just to show how stronk and independent the female characters are

I'm actually happy for them, it wasnt forced or anything since they forshadowed it way back, CN just couldn't show anything explicitly gay because then they wouldn't bo able to air it in Russia and China and whatnot
t.the big gay

Hmmm, really makes you think. And how long have you been here?

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I like the idea of a cute vampire girl taking my lesbian virginity. Too bad AT designs look like shit.

wasn't he fucking the dog from the start tho?

Wow, it just so happens that everything is interracial and gay now. No straight, white men in any form of media.

No wh*Toids is a good thing, though.

Lesbians are way less attractive when you've had to deal with an above average number of them IRL.
They're probably the most slobby, disgusting sex/orientation combo. At least gays clean themselves up when they're not getting the shit removed from their ass and some are even polite. Not with lesbians.

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She kisses him in the closing scene but platonically