I want my fucking foreskin back

I want my fucking foreskin back

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Well.. do you want mine?

You can have mine and the frenulum breve that comes with it. Why wasn't I circumcised like a normal American?

no I want mine back

Sorry m8 they probably have binned it by now

Your foreskin was added to an anti wrinkle cream for rich women, Google Cate blanchett facial. Sorry that we live in a genital cutting society, your best bet is hoping Foregen pans out

Why do people want their foreskins back

>I want my fucking foreskin back
Here

There's no benefit to having a foreskin, only negatives.
>causes phimosis, frenulum breve and premature ejaculation
>women hate how it looks

What's that? I can't hear you over here with my god tier orgasms and sensitive glans distracting me

why? it's gross

fucking kikes took it without my permission

you're better off without

Lol
Man
I wish I could live my life like this

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You can do forskin restoration. That's about it. Vid related is an example of a product that can be used for F.R. youtube.com/watch?v=6BnJRROObiM

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COPE

It will never restore the nerves.

No shit but that's is the only option you have. You can wallow in self pity or do something about it. It's up to you m8.

How exactly is it better to be cut? Don't say "oh it's cleaner" because if you can't be bothered to clean your dick every now and then, you probably have bigger hygiene issues to worry about. Also the "women like it" statistic is specific to the US because that's the norm and that's what American women are raised to believe is normal, an unnatural mutilated organ

I'm uncut myself so no self pity, only pity towards those that didn't have a choice.

>hes fine with operating at

American women LOVE uncircumcised penises in my experience. Uncircumcised penses give them better orgasms.

>That's about it
He even admits that this method is not fulfilling, noone actually thinks that stretching your skin will restore your frenulum lol.

No point in doing it then

>what is de-keratinization
>what is gliding action

>Be me cut in a non cut country
Let's say I lose my virginity would a girl that never seen a cut dick before freak out?
20y virgin.

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>WHAT IS COPE

I am a girl btw. I never said that it was not fulfilling. I said that you can either bitch and moan or you can do something about it. Don't put words in my mouth. Wtf?

I believe, especially at your age, girls would know about it, so probably not mate you're good.

mindless repetition = autism

same i'm not religious anymore so it was pointless but oh well this universe doesn't care

You'd rather have me put my dick in your mouth?

Jow Forums everybody, lets give a round of applause

Pitying people doesn't help them. You can either educate parents and others about genital mutilation and try to prevent future happenings or stfu. You can also offer people the option of restoration.

thinking you can fully restore the foreskin = COPE

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>You can also offer people the option of restoration.

Nah

yeah, pretty much
restoring gives you gliding action and begins de-keratinization

But you will never have those nerves back. You can foreskin restore all you want but it will never be the full thing. How does it feel knowing that I can satisfy a woman (and myself) while you're too busy playing with monopoly skin techniques? You will NEVER know how godly it feels to blow my load. Enjoy sexual frustration for the rest of your life.

I guess it's a good thing I am a German, then and not a circumcised mutt.

>That amerimutt tier grammar
>"I'm a German"

Ok friend

It's a functioning body part that gets cut off for no good reason. I hope this explamation is good enough.

It's not exactly for no reason. The Jew takes great pleasure in mutilating the goyim's newborns, and they use foreskins for various rituals. You bet they're laughing behind your back at how stupid the goys are for falling for it being """sanitary""" which it is not.

Everyone who uses this argument does not know the woe that is desperately thinking about death and taxes to keep from cumming.
My one "regret" regarding being circumcized is that by the time I'm like 50 my poor dickhead will probably be too tired and rubbed-against-fabric to get all the way hard

Russian psyop, disregard

>the whiny virgin cutfag vs the gracefully circumcised chad

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Was looking through my parents old pics... they took fucking pics of my circumcision

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anyone else make fart noises with their foreskin while shitposting all day?