What's the lowest you've ever fallen in terms of degeneracy

>Hear stories about gay bathhouses
>Always watch gangbang porn with dildo up my ass
>Finally go one night lubed and stretched
>Climb up into the sling
>Dangle there for a little while before the first guy comes up and starts fucking me
>Dick is diamonds, a million times better than a dildo
>Small crowd forms to watch the guy
>Guys start swapping in as soon as they finish, not giving me any time to adjust or move
>Finally get up after every gets their turn
>Don't want to waste my money on the entry fee, so decide to go a few more rounds in different places in the building
>End up with 25 loads
>Tested fully negative 3 and 6 months after

>plunger stick
>my ass

You fill in the rest.

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Ate my own cum and fapped on my own face. Regretted that shit immediately. Also fapped to tranny porn one time.

Lowest? The knot.

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Fapped to bestiality Real getting fucked it was prettx good eat my cum

what is that? I'm not gonna go there or google it because it sounds like some cp shit

Once I smelled my aunt's panties, I was like 15

I went to a gay nightclub and blowed a guy in the bathroom.
Not my proudest moment.

I went inside a christian church.

sounds like you already did.
Jesus Christ.

Historically I've hated BBC porn. When Blacked first came out, I thought everyone involved should be flogged. As I've become more jaded and perverted, I started to like it.
I think I have the mentality of a sex addict -- that sex is supposed to be dirty. And nothing is dirty than white women servicing Negroes.

Probably watching cp or the time i used the cucumber as an anal dildo and served it in a salad for my dad and i after i washed it

It's just a site where incels go full autismo on facial features. If you aren't Sean O'pry then you are a coping subhuman. Site is honestly hilarious but does provide some good info.

Holy shit are you kayla's ex boyfriend?

looks are very important user you should know by now

like Nietzsche when he said civilization is a thin veil over the chaos of humanity, lookism and incels just discovered one aspect of that chaos, hard work, justice, ideals, these things take second place at best to your looks and bone structure and status

Yes. What the fuck. How?

I buttfucked a sleeping girl after I took her home while both of us were shitfaced; she didn't sleep very long lol. Prior to this she passed out while I was fucking her ass in my friends car, she sprayed liquid shit all over me and his Infiniti when I pulled out. Considered leaving her in a parking lot when we got back to the dorms but didn't. She later achieved infamy for being photographed jerking some dude off in the middle of this bar called Reggies where I met her.

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I fucked a goat on a farm....

Not proud of it, but the pussy was good desu. AMA

Hahahaha this is beautiful user kill me please. My kiks remstar818. I was dating Lindsay at one point and literally the first time I met Kayla she told me the story and I was like. "You know the type of story you should never tell anyone ever? That is this story." Her telling me is legit now one of my favorite tales to shock people with, my dreams are coming true user lol this is fucking beautiful. Isn't life grand!

Spent a few years pounding my mom. We got driven out of the trailer park (typical white trash) when we had a kid from it. Not really degenerate besides that.

Nothing too bad. Making out with a girl in an "open relationship" with one of my old friends who was stoned, having a dog lick my dick, and groping a girl's ass when she wouldn't be able to tell who it was.

I'm not even gonna question you

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Fapping regularly to brutal BBC gangbangs. Even videos with pissing, rimming, double and triple anal, vaginal and anal creampies. Of course also the ones depicting abuse like slapping, spitting, choking, etc.

I came to Jow Forums

I don't believe you but I'd appreciate a greentext of some lewd acts with your mom because I have an insatiable incest fetish.

Using Nietzche to push your bullshit theories lmao

>Not really degenerate besides that.

Holy shit lol, literally makes you the biggest fucking degenerate imaginable. Where the fuck else can you go from there user?

Also have fucked a few sheep. Not as good of a pussy. Still okay though. Done stuff with other animals. Never been on the receiving end always the giving

AMA about animal pussy and so on

What did the goat do while you were fucking it?

Whispered I love you?

No, I mean how did the goat react? Did it bleat a lot or just sort of accepted its fate.

Im not the other guy. The goat didnt do too much. It didnt try and get away if thats what you mean but it was in heat. It bleated a lot then licked itself when i was done

took a shot of gasoline. I had to get my stomach pumped.

You just sound like a horny cock slut to me,

I tried to fuck my cat twice
I was so ashamed and wanted to kill myself the first time but I still did it a 2nd time and I will probably try again

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Sounds more like a typical Jow Forumstard to me.

OP here, this is not the kind of thread i wished for.

I won some money and I went to about 6 asian massage parlors in a week.
>it was only about 1k
>5/6 gave happy endings
>2/5 had full menu
I didnt even research it that much I just went in and laid down naked w/o a towel on the table. when they flip you over if they don't cover you with a towel immediately, you're more than likely gonna get asked what kind of "front massage" you want

I woulda tried prostitutes but Idk where to find them w/o craigslist or backpages, and I like asians anyways

I jerk off to woman getting fucked by dogs/horses or pigs sometimes

Jerked off to >shadman porn.

Dude there's nothing wrong with paying for sex.

I jerked off and ejaculated on a crucifix.

this so im not alone

how would you scale this 1/10 degeneracy?

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reddit please leave, fag

That's not really degenerate.

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sucked a guy's dick in a public bathroom, and he was 12 years older than me. Someone walked in too, was embarrassing

thats prolly a 10/10 user

I came on a statue of baby Mary, mother of Jesus and her mom (at the time I thought it was Mary and baby Jesus) because I read about someone who did it as part of some pagan ritual. Neither of use were smited.

Honorable mentions:
fapping to loli, CP, bestiality, incest
stealing a videogame (that I never played) from a friend when I was 13
eating my own cum many, many times, even giving myself a facial
sucking a dude's dick as a straight man

Was that game Super Mario World user?

no, it was some FPS on the PS2

watching isn't as bad as fucking
6/10

I used to wait till sexy boys in middle school left the stalls after pissing all over the seats and then go in and sit my bare ass on their piss and wank off. I had a friend that I thought was hot who pissed in my back yard so I waited till he left and started rubbing over the blades of grass and rubbing my face with his piss. I also used to get so horny I'd find it sexual stimulating to push my erect penis up against the porcelain of the urinal in middle school. It's why I got HPV yet am still khhv.

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I forgot sniffing dirty panties every chance I get. The first panty experience I remember I was twelve and I put on a pair of white panties I found on the floor of a porta-potty and jerked off. Not sure where I got the idea to do this or if I figured it out on my own.
as fucked up as this all sounds, I can imagine how arousing that would be for you.

I masturbated while watching my gran sunbathe

exhentai.org/g/1055282/27f6bf29c4/

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i jerked off to hentai in front of my grandmother fortunately im a quiet cummer so she didnt notice (i hope)

>fapped to the sound of my step dad and mom having sex numerous times
>literally a cuck

This but I self insert as the woman

Hired a polish whore in Kent and fucked her against a tree in broad daylight before cumming all over the back of her skirt.
I even tried to haggle after and say because I didn't shoot inside it should cost less.

Ate my cum once, felt really horrible. Did it again, felt a little better, debating doing it again.
Once im horny Ill pretty much resort to anything. Im open to suggestions

Never went quite that fat but I've rubbed it all over my face and into my skin like it's lotion.

*far
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Punched my mom
Gave a finger to a baby in a stroller
Drank so much that I shat myself or peed myself multiple times
Tried to rape a girl in primary school in front of our classmates
Peeped on my grandma in a shower and later fapped to it
Had sex while my mom was in the other room
Ordered LSD online and drugged my best friend
Killed a pigeon
Broke a bank window with a bottle

Probably nto that bad but I feel so bad about it.

I tried to chop the head of a frog once, medieval style. I don't know why I jsut found him and thought it would be funny.
I pinned him down on the chopping block and was about to chop his head clean off with the axe but I missed and only cut the front of his face off and he made a squeeking sound. I quickly tried again and manage to cut off his head on the 2nd try

I know it's "just a frog" but I can't stop feeling guilty, I just threw him off into the bushes when he was dead.

I'm so sorry, frog

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>Killed a pigeon
I used to shoot bird with a pellet gun when I was a kid but it wasn't powerful enough to actually kill them so I had to finish them off up close once I downed the. One time I clipped pic related's wing so he couldn't fly but only run around and I didn't have any more ammo so I had to chase him around and throw rocks at him until he died
It made very haunting and disturbing noises and I stopped shooting birds after that

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Used my cousin's boots to jack off, its one of those thigh high ones.

In the height of arousal, I drank my cum that stayed in a cup for 2 days and it was during hot summer days. Tasted like death, I almost choked and can still taste the bitterness of it. Idk how girls do this shit...

me and my cousing would try to fuck eachother in the ass, put stuff in our asses and jerk eachother off when we were like 10. we would hide in their basement of his room and do it there.
we didn't know anything about it so we didn't actually penetrate eachother we just tried to replicate what we saw in porn and ended up just humping eachother, none of us really ever came either.

and in elementary my friends and I had this "club" in the woods and if you wanted to join you had to stand on top of a rock and show you dick and spread your asshole for everyone else in the club to see
I'm not gay

Used to be a furry-brownie...

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Spend my rent money in weed, fast food and fucking a tranny escort.

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not a furry but I fap to their porn
they're pretty good at it I must say

Got drunk and high with a Romanian pimp then had sex with an ugly fat woman in her 50s I met in the early hours of the morning in some club

I sent pictures and videos of me fucking my ass with a dildo and sucking another for money didnt got exposed thankfuly

I fucked my r.v's muffler.

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I always wanted to do this but I'm afraid of getting some dick infection and having to go to the doctor.

>tried to get some late night studying in
>ended up pulling an all nighter going back and forth between crysis and tranny porn in about 30 minute intervals
>have snuff fetish so I pretended I was the tranny killing the Korean guys to get myself horny then would go back to porn, blow load, go back to crysis
I think I came 6-7 times that night. Very pleasurable but no doubt it damaged my soul.

I literally ate a sandwich with feces on it once actually not only once

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I accidentally drank coffee once. I know it wasn't enough to feel the effects of caffeine, but still, I felt bad about it.

one time I held hands with a girl

>not really degenerate
>had a child with his own mother
user...WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NOT DEGENERATE

Either jerking off to bestiality or being really tempted to sniff the shoes of a girl when I know she has cute feet and there's no chance I could be caught. I never have though

I'm probably gonna try this soon. What did the signs out front say, how did you know they were asian?

For me, it was getting fucked in the ass by a guy who was probably ~30 years older than me (I was 18 at the time) and enjoying it.

Not that guy, but usually if it's not super fancy looking/in a really big public area (in a mall, near a big road) then it's pretty easy to find them. The places have typical Asian names and you can sometimes find the owner online if you really want.

That time when I masturbated to my sleeping cousin maybe

fapped to cuck porn
fapped in my mom's house

Doing cocaine.

That's about it.

Probably oversharing intimate info of myself, I have no natural filter.
-Drinking wine when I have no reason to
-I'm pretty self-aware and degenerate stuff makes me feel bad, I didn't enjoy any of it or am I proud of it,

Degeneracy caused by someone else though, someone I met on Jow Forums posted my contact info on here, and got anons to contact me for easy sex without my consent, I was asleep when this happened but a nice user informed me and saved me, I nuked the account and escaped successfully,

but it was still scary to be used for sex, even if it failed, he basically told Jow Forums to talk down to me and I'll give them sex,

...The funny part of this degeneracy caused by someone else was that he knew I was sex repulsed, so obviously I wouldn't give people I didn't know casual sex, and obviously I would question if people added me, so.. welp.

And it wasn't all bad, now I have anons who want sincerely want to protect me from the person who maliciously offered me as "sex" to Jow Forums

I put on a condom and tried to fuck the family golden retriever.

It would shake with fear every time it looked at me afyer that.

3 weeks later I found a gf.

Oh, I should have greentexted this, the lowest degeneracy someone else /tried/ to force on me

>be me, meet someone on Jow Forums
>add him, give him proof that I'm not a catfish,
>he makes a thread about me,
>a user asks for contact, he posts my contact and his advice to use me for sex is "act socially awkward like them to get nudes"
>the exact words aren't socially awkward, but it was so incriminating I had to censor it
>he offered me as sex to Jow Forums and told people to dehumanize me and intentionally act weird get sex from me

A nice user told me everything and I defused the situation myself, but I never knew anything about this, thank god he didn't succeed, it was so raw and animalistic too, I'm surprised he's not ashamed of it. He could still browse Jow Forums but I don't know.