*saves your live*

shut the fuck up you are the biggest beta on this board retard

bark beta male !! bark!

>be ugly omega male, try to commit suicide
>Stacey baby talks him and makes him think someone cares
>he buys her flowers and thinks this is the start of their romance

Just let the guy fucking kill himself, just imagine how many times she'll brag about how she ''saved a life''

>you saved my life so you have to go on a date with me
>why did you even bother saving me if you won't have sex with me?
>i'll kill myself tonight if i don't get some succ

>Ahhh fuck Im going to have to go out and buy her flowers now and kms some other time then. Shit.

absolutely ruthless, lads

this
incels and men in general are fucking pathetic

Beta male here, fuck off, Jow Forums is a beta board you alpha fucktard

flowers are just not appropriate gifts. get her a new iphone or a gift card to starbucks.

>holy fuck, beta dating tactics are so weird. anything to avoid just going up to a girl and saying hello.

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hahaha! thats very cute? beta

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Can't tell who's the bigger attention whore: the attempter or the preventer

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100% the "attempter"
if you can be "talked down" you weren't serious about it in the first place
the preventer was just doing her job, don't see how that's attention whoring

its not attention whoring. shes doing additional community service on this lonely individual.

Why do normalfags enjoy stopping suicides so much? just let people kill themselves in peace for fuck's sake

>shes doing additional community service on this lonely individual
and announcing it online

Giving a female cop flowers is misogynistic. It perpetuates sexist stereotypes.

it's not even her announcing it, it's whoever runs the PD twitter, and it's "announcing" that the guy gave her flowers, not that she talked him down

wholesome post don't see what's wrong except he didn't get to commit suicide and escape this hell

although he might be able to redeem himself after this

*gang raped*
LOOK
*stabbed*
WE
*acid attacked*
HELPED
*replaced*

You have to be mentally ill if you see something wrong here. It's some guy giving a gift to the person who saved his life. There's no hint of romance at all, you people need to go out more.

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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She's definitely regretting saving him now. I'm surprised she did anything in the first place considering how women feel about sub-alpha males

>mentally ill loser gets attention and starts begging for more

happens all the time

It says she assisted in talking him down, meaning there was at least one other. I'm sure he gave them flowers too, right?

Henlo, with the police station?
Yeah, Im feeling sucicidal.

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this

im surprised she didn't laugh and tell him to jump

I'm on my way! Hang in there user!

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STOP RIGHT THERE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

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I never understand what "go out more" really helps

I'll be honest user, "go out more" isn't very good advice. But you're not going to find much good advice in a low effort shitpost.
Better advice would be to meet people through common interests or places like uni and work I guess.

I was once fishing illegaly from bridge around 3 am once then a cop car stopped by.
Almost shit myself that I am going to get huge fine for illegal fishing.
They told me not to jump because then they would have to search for body and that I am better off with killing myself with pills then left.

Love living in eastern europe.

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that's nice to hear. baka desu onion onions

the man who even has attempted this would achieve the philosophical heights of glory from greek antiquity

He dropped off the flowers, said thank you and went back to kill himself

People like this cunt need to be gassed. Suicide is a good thing, and removes genes predisposing people to mental illness from the gene pool.

Yep it's so easy son just go up to her, give her a firm handshake and say hello. That's how your mother and I met 30 years ago, champ! That's all it takes!

>Implying he even thinks like that
Yet here you are, belittling a potential suicide victim just to try and prove a stupid point, but instead you prove the opposite, just how insensitive and cruel can roasties be. Your kind disgusts me.

Can someone explain to me why this pic makes me so angry

>suicide
>victim
you're literally doing it to yourself fucking retard, you're not a victim of your own decision

Of course, because his life was perfect beforehand and literally nothing was wrong or out of his control in his life. He just attempted suicide because he's dumb am I right?
Eat a dick.

couldn't be that bad if a random stranger can talk him down, he's just an attention whore

It's easier than killing yourself

Because this already over-validated roastie now went and did something that will grant her infinite moral authority forever and will be regarded as a living saint despite whatever evil she has done. Also showcasing the flowers like a trophy instead of not posting anything about it and humblely accepting that situation as part of her job. She's essentially a glory hound.

You don't know for sure what he was going through, nor what the officer said to him. What if that was the first time in his life anyone showed some kind of compassion towards him? I hate people like you that downplay mental illnesses, you're only criticizing from your fucking place of comfort only to justify something as useless and pathetic as you slutting around.
You just keep proving roasties are heartless subhumans that shouldn't exist, you're all just parasites to humankind.

>dude is about to fucking kill himself
>cop shows up and talks him out of it
>he brings her flowers because thanks for talking me out of fucking killing myself
>"LMAO WHAT A KEK"
I swear you people are so fucking depraved it's amazing.

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>seethe so hard you have to make a new thread
>continue to get your ass handed to you
incels fucking BTFO
keep seething

*cuck
My bad. My argument is now invalid. Fuck me.

My bad, this post was originally meant for this person

see the emphasis is on the guy for bringing her flowers, not the girl

Hurr durr let's provoke people and shame whoever calls out my bullshit.

S E E T H I N G, stay pathetic, incel
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this. I don't even want to see where this goes
poor lad would have been better off sudokuing himself

LIFEZONED

>when she says no, he'll suicide

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>humans must recieve acknowledgement for kindness amd duty
I cant believe people actually want this species to go in. We're all so fucking deluded

>Give copper Red carnations.

dark red represents deep love and affection

teleflora.com/meaning-of-flowers/carnation

fucking simp faggot

If he wanted to die, he'd be dead. That goes for practically every suicide attempt. It's cynical to assume he was just seeking attention, and now he's in love with officer roastie for doing her duty, but it might also be completely true.

try both and get back to me with you're findings

That doesn't look a suicidal male

Most suicides are impulse decisions

W.H.A.T! a fucking ugly bitch. Seriously. That bitch needs to chuck itself off a cliff.

holy shit

he's only alive to be an orbiter

orbiting = based

You probably relate with the incel, and this picture makes you think that the only care you will receive from a woman or person will be a platonic display of common decency that could be aimed at your average homeless druggie as much as you

>and when she says no, he'll suicide
kek, gonna laugh my ass off

that's what she gets for being a roastie and for saving him when he wanted to die but more likely was just whoring for attention considering the method.

>tfw roastie wont even let you die

That's an extremely cynic way of seeing things.

>couldn't be that bad if a random stranger can talk him down

I have to be honest, Officer Stacy could probably talk me into a whole LOT of shit.

She's cute as a button.

>stay pathetic
Lmao your in here with the rest of us. You're a fucking loser too.

She's a cute. No wonder he didn't kill himself.

>I swear you people are so fucking depraved it's amazing.

Dude, I wish we lived in a world where we could assume this was just a nice gesture.

But we don't live in that world.

You know and I know and all the other anons know that this fucking guy bought her flowers BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE, and not because he wanted to innocently express sincere thanks.

And that is cringeworthy. I also wish we lived in a world where that wasn't cringeworthy, but we don't live in that world. We live in this one.

I just get depressed seeing qt's like this and knowing I don't have a chance.

>about to kill yourself
>some dumb roastie ruins it
Fucking whore let people die in peace

>You probably relate with the incel, and this picture makes you think that the only care you will receive from a woman or person will be a platonic display of common decency that could be aimed at your average homeless druggie as much as you

I also think that, viewed from the outside, we can see how pathetic this poor guy is.

The anger naturally follows because of the very strong implication that we are also that pathetic, but can't see because we lack the perspective of being outside.

Suicide sounds like a good idea until you are actually about to do it thats when you have second thoughts.

God damn it, this makes me really wish he'd just blown his fucking brains out all over her. Then again, that'd probably STILL get her brownie points forever, as all she'd have to do is go up to people and say "I-I saw someone d-d-d-d-diiiiiiiie infront of meeeeeeeee..." and everyone would weep for her dumbass because le so sad and tragic story. Meanwhile, the guy who killed himself would not even get to rest peacefully, as everyone and their dog and their dog's fucking food bowl would be calling him a coward for killing himself, and a dick for doing it infront of le poor innocent stacy.

Actually true.
Overpopulation will lead to the downfall of morality. Look at China and India if you want examples.

i would probably jump the moment that thing tried to tell me not to do it

>not luring her closer, grabbing her and throwing her down with you

Cute smiIe!

Jow Forums is omega you beta dipshit

The guy was going to kill himself, so he couldn't be a normie. He just wants to fuck that roastie bitch, and she saved his life just to get brownie points. It's as simple as that.

>that britface

why

why does every fucking british female have that "look" on their face

>Hurr giving woman a flower means you're asking her out xD
Are you incels from the 50s

Severe inbreeding.

I got legit v& 3 weeks ago, they raided my mum's house and everything, got to the station half delusional with like 1 hour sleep since they came at 6:30am, got to the desk where they kind of check you in before being put in a cell to await an interview and this solid 8/10 roastie was there, this beta desk officer doing paper work all of a sudden went from speaking in a deep voice to raising his voice really high while speaking to her, trying to be funny and her cringing, laughed and said she ain't going to fuck you, how long you been trying?

keep calling pathetic beta's out lads.

i just fapped to some choice milf hentai

>laughed and said she ain't going to fuck you, how long you been trying?

What was his reaction and why did you get v&?