Time for a survey thread

Why are no femanons posting? I'm scared.

that's a /sp/ meme you retard

>implying I give a shit about memes
I'm not an immature retard like you.

>19/""""male""""/canada
>white
>blue
>black
>a cup/4.9 in
>trimmed
>video games, anime, music, calling people "faggot"
>neet
>the gay
>yes
>because i have no friends and im very lonely
>heck off

please originally go

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>doesn't care about memes
>is on Jow Forums
Kys

neck yourself, edgelord

>calling people "faggot"
based

then it wouldn't be a robot survey, would it?

>being a zoomer virgin is worst than being a virgin boomer

kys

>Age/Sex/Location
18 M
>Ethnicity
Portuguese
>Eye color
Brown
>Hair color
Black
>Bra Size/Dick Size
idk
>Pubic Hair Style
untrimmed
>Interests
Gardening, Writing
>NEET/Shut-In
no
>Sexual Preference
women
>Virgin
yes
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
because i'm bored
>Contact Info
fuck off

Uh, at least I'm still not a wizard and still have a chance of turning my life around. So... yeah, I'm thankful I'm still a newfag zoomer.

You still have a fucking chance you dumb zoomer. Leave this fucking menace place. Go out. Hang out with normies. Get a job. Get a gf. Go to bars get drunk and shit. Don't do mistakes like me. I am 30 year old wizard. I wasted my 20s playing vidya and jerking off to Chinese cartoons.

How oId are you, user? Genuinly curious.

32 years old and still khv. Atleast, I have a stable job and my own apartment

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Listen to this mans advice.

>>Age/Sex/Location
19/f/northeast usa
>>Ethnicity
white
>>Eye color
hazel
>>Hair color
brown
>>Bra Size/Dick Size
32D
>>Pubic Hair Style
shaved
>>Interests
I wish I were knitting scarves on a cruise to antarctica right now
>>NEET/Shut-In
shut-in
>>Sexual Preference
mostly straight
>>Virgin
yup
>>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
I'm human garbage
>>Contact Info
nice try CIA

>age/sex/location
22, Male, North Texas
>ethnicity
African American/Louisiana redbone
>eye color
Caquita brown
>hair color
Black
>dick size
Bit over 6 inches
>pubic hair style
Taper fade
>interests
Video games, boxing, cars, history, cultures, fashion
>NEET/shut in
Not anymore
>sexual preference
Women, but would fuck a Brazilian tranny given the chance
>virgin
As of March this year, no
>why come r9k
Used to be a robot, began posting here to read/write relatable greentext and complain about life

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Fine, ill contribute.

>Age/Sex/Location
23, male, currently Casper, Wyoming.
>Ethnicity
Mutt
>Eye color
Dark brown
>Hair color
Very dark brown
>Bra Size/Dick Size
4 inches exactly
>Pubic Hair Style
Idk what that means. Curly?
>Interests
Photography, hiking, camping, traveling, electrical engendering, machining, and posting here
>NEET/Shut-In
Sort of? I mostly stay in my r.v driving around the U.S and Canada. I get infrequent payments from an on and off job I do
>Sexual Preference
Straight. Though I gave up perusing pussy long ago.
>Virgin
Yup
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
It's entertaining, plain and simple
>Contact Info
Nonexistent

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I'm not the CIA, do you have discord, femanon?

>Age/Sex/Location
199/M/EU
>Ethnicity
White
>Eye color
blue
>Hair color
Brown/beige
>Bra Size/Dick Size
8"
>Pubic Hair Style
wild
>Interests
Piano, nature, basic neet shit
>NEET/Shut-In
Neet, though gonna start going to school in a month
>Sexual Preference
str8
>Virgin
yup
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
bored
>Contact Info

seconded, fuck you OP i hope you get raped and murdered

>You still have a fucking chance you dumb zoomer
I know, but it's not as simple as that. I'm trying to leave Jow Forums for good and adapt to normie life, but it's not sonething that happens overnight...

still have to get over my anxiety of talking to strangers but nebula#8140

>Age/Sex/Location : 17uhhh/trap(m)/UK
>Ethnicity : w h i t e
>Eye color : blue
>Hair color :brown
>Bra Size/Dick Size : 5/5"
>Pubic Hair Style : where it go
>Interests : cycling, being cute, anime, girl clothes, being dominated and cut but i wouldnt cut myself i want someone else to do it to me
>NEET/Shut-In : kinda
>Sexual Preference : boys/men
>Virgin : yes :(
>Why do you come to Jow Forums? : im so lonely
>Contact Info : Unrestricted#7311

>Age/Sex/Location
30/F/US
>Ethnicity
Croatian
>Eye color
Gray-Blue
>Hair color
Black
>Bra Size/Dick Size
34DD
>Pubic Hair Style
Bare
>Interest
Vidya, finance, cars, memes, cuisine, music
>NEET/Shut-In
No
>Sexual Preference
Any/Pansexual
>Virgin
No
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
For shits n giggles mostly. Occasionally some good OC gets posted or an interesting topic crops up

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well I added you, hopefully I can help

>18/F/US
>White
>Green
>Brown
>38D
>bush
>idk
>Student
>Straight
>Yes
>no idea, but i can't stop
>no

Why did you take off the contact info part? I want to talk to a femanon that's not 15.

Let's be real; the most that'll happen is probably a few messages are gonna be exchanged and we'd keep in contact for like a week before one of us eventually grows bored/tired or loses their throwaway while forgetting the others contact info and essentially ghosts the other

Maybe, but it could also go well. Or you could show me your 34DDs

>22/M/Denmark
>Danish
>green
>black
>7.5 x 6 in
>nigger what
>behavioral science, music composition, PS, cryptids, not dying before I'm 40
>NEET
>straight
>yep
>venting, same as everybody else
>fuck off
6'11 btw

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meant to put German, I'm high

>6'11
>[x] to doubt

lmao as if I'd want to be, try having Marfan's and terrible joint pain

>make discord to talk to femanon who also has anxiety of talking to strangers
>add her
>ignored

neat.

>Age/Sex/Location
18 / F / Ireland
>Ethnicity
White
>Eye color
Blue
>Hair color
Blonde
>Bra Size/Dick Size
D cup
>Pubic Hair Style
what
>Interests
video games, drawing (cartoons and from life), music, abandoned buildings, terrible films (shit like old propaganda films and straight to vhs animated movies)
>NEET/Shut-In
i go to college, but otherwise? yeah
>Sexual Preference
girls mostly, occasionally guys
>Virgin
yep
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
browsing mostly
>Contact Info
no

FUCK i forgot I muted my notifications sorry user

And you can send me dick pics

(OP)
>Age/Sex/Location
18/Male/France
>Ethnicity
White
>Eye color
Light brown
>Hair color
Brown
>Bra Size/Dick Size
Dunno, slightly smaller than my hand
>Pubic Hair Style
Shaved
>Interests
Electronics, history, programming, languages, old mines/quarries
>NEET/Shut-In
In uni with only friend studying across the country
>Sexual Preference
Anyone willing to love me and keep me company, sex is not my priority
>Virgin
Technically yes
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
To kill time and find comfort
>Contact Info
No

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>Age/Sex/Location
M/21/USA
>Ethnicity
Caucasian
>Eye color
Brown
>Hair color
Brown
>Bra Size/Dick Size
6"
>Pubic Hair Style
You what
>Interests
Reading, writing, drawing, some vidya, music, creative shit desu
>NEET/Shut-In
Not sure if I qualify as either
>Sexual Preference
I prefer women and trans folk, but I also enjoy fembois and such
>Virgin
Yes
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
To laugh at incels and read greentext
>Contact Info
Discord: Gummy#2591

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>Age/Sex/Location
26/Male/Canada
>Ethnicity
Caucasian
>Eye color
hazel
>Hair color
dark brown
>Dick Size
6.5"
>Pubic Hair Style
Tarzan mode
>Interests
Picking heavy shit up and putting it back down, driving, gayming, animemes, innawoods stuffs
>NEET/Shut-In
salarycuck
>Sexual Preference
both
>Virgin
no
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
It fills the void to my meaningless life.
>Contact Info
KekuTheFrog#0666

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>contact info
>"no"

lmao @ you antisocial fucks

>Age/Sex/Location
18, male, Scandinavia.
>Ethnicity
Mixed, white/spicc, skin is pale.
>Eye color
Green.
>Hair color
Dark brown.
>Bra Size/Dick Size
13 cm-ish.
>Pubic Hair Style
Shaved.
>Interests
Playing Minecraft, League of Legends and watching Youtube/twitch. for 6 hours straight.
>NEET/Shut-In
No, in school.
>Sexual Preference
Bisexual, I'd only go with guys irl though, having sex with a woman seems very unappealing to me, so does a romantic relationship.
On the other hand relationships with guys seem pretty neat, not the sex part though.
>Virgin
Yes.
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
Boredom, I can waste my time here.
>Contact Info
I'm fairly sure no one wants it anyway, so why post it.

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>I come here because I am sad
Literally kill yourself normalfag

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rude to not post contact info :(

>Age/Sex/Location
20/m/dominican republic
>Ethnicity
Mutt/ school shooter face with brown skin
>Eye color
Brown
>Hair color
Brown
>Bra Size/Dick Size
6.5 in
>Pubic Hair Style
Need to mow the lawn
>Interests
Drawing and overthink
>NEET/Shut-In
Neet
>Sexual Preference
Women
>Virgin
And hurts like you wouldn't imagine
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
The only people i can relate with are here
>Contact Info
Lol no

Lol as i imagined, this thread was made to fish girls

I didn't make it but it would be cool

>Age/Sex/Location
30/M/london
>Ethnicity
white with a heavy tan
>Eye color
grey brown and blue
>Hair color
brown
>Bra Size/Dick Size
slightly above the national average
>Pubic Hair Style
shaven
>Interests
botany, cooking and composing for sci-fi films
>NEET/Shut-In
?
>Sexual Preference
Bi but have a GF
>Virgin
sky fibre
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
originality
>Contact Info
lol nah

>on Jow Forums
>lmao @ you antisocial fucks

what did you expect?

I expected more posts desu

>Age/Sex/Location
18/F/UK
>Ethnicity
Pakistani
>Eye color
Brown
>Hair color
Black
>Bra Size/Dick Size
34C
>Pubic Hair Style
Invisible mode
>Interests
League of Legends, Terraria, aquariums/ fish keeping, nature documentaries , memes, conspiracy theories
>NEET/Shut-In
As of this week, I'm reintegrating with the world, starting some distance learning courses and some online marketing thing
>Sexual Preference
Males
>Virgin
yep
>Why do you come to Jow Forums
Threads can be entertaining, and it's nice to get some some insight into other people with some similar traits

Even then it's not effective if people aren't actively asking for contact info or providing theirs

Do you have any contact info? I want to talk with you

>Age/Sex/Location
20/M/Georgia
>Ethnicity
Half white half middle eastern
>eye color
blue
>Hair color
brown but right now buzz cut
>Dick size
8.2"x 5.5"
>Pubic Hair style
trimmed
>Interests
Vidya,history, music
>NEET/Shut-In
not really, depends
>Sexual Preference
straight
>Virgin
no
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
idk mostly boredome
>Contact info
discord: Wargur#4066

>Even then it's not effective if people aren't actively asking for contact info or providing theirs
See:

Why do you care if I ask?

>20/M/Georgia
I never know if this means Georgia the state or Georgia the country

the country senpai

I used your pathetic ass as an example

An example of what? Your bitter autism?

To prove a point, sorry if it bothers you that much

Maybe they'd respond if the user left some throwaway email to be contacted at

I would if they asked

temp email [email protected]

>>Age/Sex/Location
24, M, England
>>Ethnicity
White
>>Eye color
Brown
>>Hair color
Brown
>>Bra Size/Dick Size
6.5-7 inches (depending on day)
>>Pubic Hair Style
Trimmed
>>Interests
Movies, Football, Rugby, Tennis
>>NEET/Shut-In
No idea what this means
>>Sexual Preference
Women
>>Virgin
Yes but dont everything but penetration
>>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
To feel better about my mediocre life
>>Contact Info
fuck off

18/M/Massachusetts
White
Brown
Brown
6 inches
Curly?
Nothing, really.
Yep
Straight
Yep
These are my people
No

Thanks, I emailed you a minute ago

This is gay

oregom

Any other examples itt?

you shouldn't share your personal information online so easily, Michigan user who is into peeing and responds to online girlfriend applications.
I'd assumed you shared an interest and wanted to talk about one of those, apparently not
Maybe go back to soc , silly

>Age/Sex/Location
19/M/Kazakhstan
>Ethnicity
Kazakh. Central Asian variant.
shit brown
>Hair color
black with a stripes of white hair(i really lack melanin)
>Bra Size/Dick Size
12cm
>Pubic Hair Style
there's no style to them. i just shave that shit
>Interests
read comics and occastional Sci-Fi books, vidya, DnD and 40k
>NEET/Shut-In
yes
>Sexual Preference
Straight
>Virgin
sure
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
eh. mostly i sit on /co/ and /tv/ or /v/ just popped in to read some loser's sad stories to relate to
>Contact Info
fuck off, fag.

>Age/Sex/Location
30/m/michigan
>Ethnicity
white/caucasian
>Eye color
teal
>Hair color
light brown
>Bra Size/Dick Size
7"
>Pubic Hair Style
trimmed
>Interests
free (as in freedom) software, shredoholic
>NEET/Shut-In
nope, homebody
>Sexual Preference
female only. no homo
>Virgin
yes
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
affable company
>Contact Info
go fuck urself

Why can't it be both? I'm pakistani and wanted to talk to you. Anyone can use Google for a Jow Forums email address, but you're rude.

shit brown is the color of my eyes, my skin actually pale than most other Kazakhs cuz of lack of melanin

Hah! Gay! wait...
>F
that's hot!

>17, female, usa
>white
>blue
>32D
>shaved most of the time
>art, anime, music, books
>nope!
>straight/ bicurious
>yeah
>I was curious and there was too much porn on /b/
>nice try

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global rule 2 is a thing

>user deanons herself as an underfag
>gets perma banned from all boards

do you have discord? add me if you do: lolbantz#7010

clearly she meant to type 18, no one is stupid enough to admit they are under 18 when posting

>Age/Sex/Location
18/M/USA
>Ethnicity
Arab
>Eye color
brown
>Hair color
dark brown
>Bra Size/Dick Size
6.5 in
>Pubic Hair Style
the fuck?
>Interests
Robotics, drawing
>NEET/Shut-In
no
>Sexual Preference
straight
>Virgin
yes
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
Just the occasional browse

You'd be surprised by the stupidity of underages

Scroll below
Tictactoc

>Age/Sex/Location
18/M/Canada
>Ethnicity
White
>Eye color
Brown
>Hair color
Black
>Bra Size/Dick Size
4 inches
>Pubic Hair Style
shaved
>Interests
outdoors, cocking, table tops and viday
>NEET/Shut-In
somewhat
>Sexual Preference
Straight/bi
>Virgin
yes
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
Lurk
>Contact Info
no

>ASL
19,male,england
>Ethnicity
english/white
>Eye colour
green
>Hair colour
dark brown
>Dick size
around 6 inches
>public hair style
black curly pubes
>interests
film, history, wanking
>Sexual preference
straight (traps aren't gay right)
>virgin
hell ye
>why do you come to r9k
used to be good but now its dogshit, come here out of habit
>contact info
10 Downing Street
London

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>Age/Sex/Location
22
>Ethnicity
white
>Eye color
green
>Hair color
brown
>Bra Size/Dick Size
5 inches
>Pubic Hair Style
I don't know man
>Interests
anything related to Japan. Language, anime, manga, visual novels etc
>NEET/Shut-In
uni student
>Sexual Preference
femdomfag
>Virgin
yes
>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
I can relate and you guys are funny
>Contact Info
No

>WHY AM I SO LONELY
>*offered an opportunity to interact with other anons that share similar interests*
>LOL NO WAY FAG
>*proceeds to despair in loneliness*

>>Age/Sex/Location
23/M/USA (texas)
>>Ethnicity
white
>>Eye color
brown
>>Hair color
black
>>Bra Size/Dick Size
4"
>>Pubic Hair Style
shaved
>>Interests
gaming (mostly single player stuff but sometimes fighting games), anime, writing
>>NEET/Shut-In
technically in uni so not a shut in, still have extreme anxiety though and I don't talk to anyone but my parents
>>Sexual Preference
I prefer cute boys, some girls are decent looking but realistically I could never see myself willingly being in a relationship with one
>>Virgin
of course, non virgins need to get out
>>Why do you come to Jow Forums?
to feels/sad/shitpost
>>Contact Info
no I'm an autist who can't hold a conversation and most robots are autists who can't maintain a conversation with another autist as well

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Is this fucking soc now?
Normies leave reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

doesn't matter now, She got BLAM'ed