/britfeel/

YOU'VE BEEN GROOMING GIRLS ONLINE YA SICK FOOKIN PAEDO BASTID
ALL THE CHAT LOGS ARE FOOKIN 'ERE MATE, SHE AIN'T TURNIN' UP..
IM YA NEW GIRLFRIEND NOW
GWAN, WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
GO ON KEV, HOLD HIM DOWN.
WE'RE FOOKIN RESTRAININ' YOU UNDA STANZA EIGHT OF DA CRIMINUL JUSTIS BOOK PAGE NINE.
YA GONNA SPEND CHRISTMAS IN A FOOKIN POLICE CELL YA NONCE
NONCE CASE NONCE CASE
'ANG IM 'ANG IM 'ANG IM.

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Mate once you get a gf and stay with her for a few years you'll want a bit of variety too.

big kiss for all the lads in this new thread

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meant for origineaux lads

>tfw no weathergirl gf

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t. seething nonce

lads want the adoration of anonymous weirdos by ripping off and creating weak imitations of perfectly good OC

not falling for this tbqh

>sagiri and newguy make an op image
>people seething about sags op

Fuck off sagiri you nonce, go suck ebin off some more

Guy who did the more recent OP images has packed it in. Posted one final one which was mostly just trip heavy. A new lad is trying his hand with the current OP image.

holy cow.
she must literally be rejecting guys left right and centre

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How do people become obese and maintain it? I would have to go out of my way to consume 4000 calories daily

>Itv get this
>taxpayers get this

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can any lad post the trip heavy one?

>he doesn't know how to bring the ruler up in GIMP
LOL

>U
corr i forgot about her, remember the one from channel five news whe nthey had news she wore glasses?

>he thinks I made the image
LOL

not me but sure
Don't really see how its trip heavy, added a shop with ebin references and removed a tonne of other personality references
But here

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>seething other something he didn't even make
not a good look

It's in the previous thread. Have a gander through it.

>won five pounds on scratchcard two weeks ago
>won one pound on scratchcard last week
>won five pounds on scratchcard today

Dubs decides what I spend my winnings on. A grand old eleven pounds my friends.

Seething about what? I posted the thread and you started seething lol

and then the nighttime version of it
clearly she didn't join the army
haha

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>Ebin, Tilde, Len, Saku, SP.

The usual suspects who shit up the threads.

Buy a load of these bad boys

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think we need a proper strawpoll on the future of you op images luds
post all the ones you've got a name them probably so we can vote on it

>tfw no jolly holly green

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>mmm yes ebin, I want that smegma ridden cock, pls message me back on discord

47954723
>Fuck off sagiri you nonce, go suck ebin off some more
>not seething
literal brainlet

More scratch cards you degen.

I made the image.
I know it's not great, but I've been over this in what seems like every thread since: first time trying photoshop properly and using a trackpad is hard desu. Only did it because no one else was making one and I think the personalised image is one of the best parts of this thread. Couldn't use a lot of Sag's image because I don't have the separate layers so had to cobble together something in a couple of evenings.
Just be nice and comfy please, use Sagiri's if you wanna, it's their last one. It really doesn't matter.

would love to hang out with some of you lads, get so lonely but I'm sociable
feels like I'm trapped sometimes

did ziggeh really die?
what the fuck

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>Fuck off sagiri you nonce, go suck ebin off some more
>this is the language of someone not seething
sure thing bud

47954749

seething so bad he consciously made the effort not to reply LOL

Sadly he is food for the worms now and is still tastier than Kay's food.

Ain't gonna lie. Wouldn't mind a bit of mummy milf Carol Kirkwood as my weather girl.

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Clearing cookies etc and switching the router to modem mode used to be enough to get around a ban. But for some reason it doesn't do it anymore and the ban carries over to the new IP address.

Is it something Jow Forums is doing or are virgin media fucking me even more than they used to with their semi-static IPs? 3 days is a long time to go without shitposting.

fucking glad it's autumn lads, everything is on the up for me at the moment.

I wish work would let me do 60 hours weeks.
I have absolutely nothing to do at home and I could actually handle it, they could fire someone with the sheer amount of work I get done.

It's linked to two psychological factors - anxiety, and self-sabotage. Usually obese people have both.

Maintaining it is easy. Let's say a guy is 22 stone and works at a desk job, hardly moving. He'd need to eat about 3300 calories a day to maintain that - and he's big with a big appetite, and used to eating unhealthy food so it's pretty easy.

The reason that people struggle to lose weight is that for most people, eating below the rate of calories they are burning makes them feel shitty all day.

So to lose weight you need the psychological health to get rid of the anxiety and self-sabotaging actions, and the focus and determination to feel uncomfortable every day for months. Not everyone can do that.

t. psychology graduate who did his masters thesis on obesity

i'd spaff all over carols tits ngl

Don't take notice lad it'll burn out

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>bad words = seething

lol school in the morning kiddo, best get off to bed.

Well done for making some OC lad. I don't think it's very well done but I commend you for doing ti anyway. Try cropping the images instead of distorting them to make them fit the windows and you'll make a big improvement.

Carol Kirkwood is one of my favourites as well, milfy mummies just do it for me.

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>hey what was your masters in
>fat people
>wow so intellectual and useful

please put the senor in it, lid

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For me it's Fred pedo Talbot

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whats your dream job?

probably not original

I make good money so it has been useful to me.

>The reason that people struggle to lose weight is that for most people, eating below the rate of calories they are burning makes them feel shitty all day.
m8 that's common fucking knowledge like the rest of psychology

You're welcome on anytime mate. We just full on wing it, we haven't once ever talked about what we're going to do, so I'm sure you'll be fine lol

>Weather prediction: White drizzle in her area.

Proper loved that map he jumped around on.

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Can't go wrong with Carol Milkers Kirkwood

>woke up at 7am
>burnt 800kcal walking around 10 miles
>had some breyers ice cream at 4
>had a cornetto around 9

That's 500kcal consumed and 800 burnt

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YIPPPPPEEEEEEEE EBIN SAKU TILDE WOOOOO ANIME GIRLS WOOOOO YIPPPEEEEEEEEE CP CP CP YESSSSSSSSS

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>good money
what's your job?

King of England

really might have to have a wank over Carol later

>y-youre a k-kid
>why yes i do fly off the handle when people mention my choice of images on the frog forum
ironic

>Cried heavily and broke down for 3 hours
>Randomly stop and try to push the feels away
The ride doesnt end lads, does it?

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>bad words = fly off the handle

lol school in the morning kiddo, best get off to bed.

What should I have for Christmas Eve dinner> McDonald's or KFC?

use your indoor voice hun

Shame she does a bang up job at keeping them covered pretty well.

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We have her nudes, they are grim

Can a 25 year old poor neet go to college/uni? Can you still claim esa if you're going to college every day? How's it work lads?

>tackling obesity isn't useful
Come on lad don't be daft

FUCKING POST THICC MUMMY NUDES

KFC, Pretend you are Japanese

@47954844
ooof there
now dms gone we're changing directions eh

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Didn't save them, they are truly saddening

umm post them or tell me where to find them

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reminder to filter every trip
except zeus
he's alri

I'm a psychologist in private practice working in the field of executive coating. My clients are either successful entrepreneurs or top executives who want to get past mental barriers and raise their game.

You either filter all trips, or no trips.
Allowing one is opening the floodgates.

>writing a masters on why fat people are fat is useful
They consume more calories than they use. That's all there is to it. All the mental gymnastics shit can be wiped away with "fucking stop eating so much you fat cunt".

Fucking hell lads, why do women smell so nice, they walk pass me and I get a wiff and it gives me a semi

thefappening.pro/carol-kirkwood/carol-kirkwood-nude-leaked-16-photos/
uhhh

Found the install files for both Jagged Alliance and the mod! Happy days, I've backed up my saves and all my xml/ini edits and am going for a complete reinstall.
If this doesn't work I'm giving up completely and by extension probably end up topping myself.

perfume lad

>Plebs jackin to Kirkwood while true patricians know Louise Minchin is best newsmilf

>I'm a psychologist in private practice working in the field of executive coating. My clients are either successful entrepreneurs or top executives who want to get past mental barriers and raise their game.
Nice larp, m8. Actually make your lies believable next time. Maybe say you're a part time social worker instead.

>Maintaining it is easy. Let's say a guy is 22 stone and works at a desk job, hardly moving. He'd need to eat about 3300 calories a day to maintain that

I reckon its more like 4000 for properly massive people. I used to eat 3000 calories and i never got fat. They must have to make a conscious effort to consume so much, when i took in 3000 it was a struggle.

I asked when making it for a poem to get a photo but didn't get a response. If I do another, I will.
I seemed to remember from the very small amount of photoshop I'd done before that there being a way to change the size of images without distorting them but I tried to look it up and couldn't find it. Again, will figure it out if I make another.
Thanks mate, appreciate it. Don't wanna cause drama, just wanna be comfy.

Whoever made the .gif image we had for a day is ace though, props to that lad.

Dis nigga gets it
brap brapp

Nah I'll filter who I want thanks cunt

Just spilled burning hot oil on my leg lads
Hope I don't get 3rd degree burns lole