Those of you who have a gf, where did you meet her and how did you start dating?

Those of you who have a gf, where did you meet her and how did you start dating?

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Tinder, unironically.

>Those of you who have a gf
nobody cares, fuck off with these shit threads

Through a group of friends. She was another guy's gf originally.

> he tried turning a hoe into a housewife
Oh no, no no no no AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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I was running an errand and, as I was leaving her building, our eyes met by the exit to the street. She held the door for me, and her intense stare left me puzzled for the rest of that rainy day, remembering the rasputinian eyes that so intently aimed at my own.

Walking through the streets on days later, I would catch her strolling by. Few times we crossed paths, and always she had an air of wanting to say something. I was afraid, never touching a female with loving intentions before, and pretended not to notice...

One day I saw her by herself waiting for her girl friends, inside a restricted area of where she leaves. I passed by, but the girl didn't leave my imagination. I let the flutters in my heart guide my feet and, as a thief, nimbly walked in. Went right where she was and admired the place, pretended not to see her.

She was taken by surprise and initiated contact by rapidly firing questions at me. What was my name, my age, if I had a girlfriend - she answered all of these too, as if I asked her back.

We developped a habit of seeing each other by the same place. The gatekeepers caught on, but turned a blind eye to let things happen. Her feelings were all apparent, increasingly agressive in her demonstrations of love. But this poor man was but too cowardly to make a move!

Eventually, on an afternoon, she mentioned having returned from a family member's marriage. Her hair was long and flowing, still beautiful from the preparations. But her stunning appearance contrasted her vocal tone, timid and sad, for her every hint fell on my seemingly deaf ears.

As a last move, she stated clearly: user, don't you want to kiss me?
Tense as I was, I breathed in all the air that seemed to disappear with her words and took her by her hand to a more silent corner. There we held each other by the arms and planted our lips on each other's, full of love and lust.

We kissed for a long time, embraced with all out passion, looking on each others eyes so full of love...

We've been together 4 months, I don't really plan on being married to her.

fake and faggot
fuck off

High school chemistry class she asked me out

At university I crushed into her in the hall, she was wearing an Igorrr's shirt and thenit begun.

Later I've found out that she's aspie, that's probably why she likes me.

Lucky robot here tho

TL;dr : my mom died beeing banged by me a frog and a shit TONS of negros with red flip flop

Whisky Is dat?

I moved into a new neighborhood when I was 12 and she lived right next door to me (she was 11 at the time). As we were so young, there was never really a 'dating' period. We became friends, then best friends, then inseparable all pretty quickly. Curiosity led to physical affection; and before we even really understood the social implications of such things, we were a couple.

r9k.
I confessed to her and she did back

Tinder.

Been 2 years and 9 months together now. She's bipolar and clingy as fuck but otherwise a great gal. Could do without the jealousy and weird accusations though.

>smack dog on the ass cause its chewing on my flip flops
>gf starts crying
>says not to hit our dog
>says if I hit our dog it means I'm gonna hit our kids
>before I can refute that she says if I'm gonna hit our kids I'm probably gonna fuck 'em too
>mfw gf unironically implied I'm going to be a childfucker because I disciplined my dog

I didn't even hit her that hard.

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Hope you guys wind up as prey for a genetically abberational family of weavers

I am unsure what that is but go fuck yourself just in case

Omegle, text only. She was underage and I groomed her in to becoming my gf. Yeah, yeah call me an asshole manipulator but I'm telling yas it wasn't happening any other way. The age difference isn't so strange now that she is in her 20s.

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Did you mean weevils? Lmao

Fake as fuck. Go die in a hole and write your shitty romance novels somewhere else.

This is not the FBI, where can i find you so i can buy you a beer my friend

We were both 16, we met in a youth club run by our local church. She kept throwing things at me and I threw something back. I got caught throwing and got told off, she laughed and made fun of me and I thought she was a bitch.

Later that night we walked to the bus stop together with her friend. While waiting for the bus I talked to them. Back then I thought they both acted like childish bitches. That night I sent her a text saying her friend was cute and she said her friend had a by. I think we talked over Facebook for a bit, just a few messages.

Tinder some years ago, before it completely turned into a hookup app (though thats exactly what i was trying to do desu)

Took her out to dinner, dropped trying to act cool and aloof and just acted like my stupid goofy self. She liked me, i liked her back. She was and still is out of my league. I put in a fuck ton of effort dating her, like at one point i had 3 different dates for us lined up and made her choose one of 3 packages which would determine what date we would go on that night. Shit like that. After work id come home and rack my brain as to what kind of stuff i could take her to or do with her.

Married her some years later. Procrastinating working on something in my office now, but typing this has made me really horny for her. Going to fuck her now. Literally see you later virigns

Every post in this thread is a larp

Cont

My best friend started dating her but she wasn't really interested in him. He was pretty desperate to loose his virginity and she would barely give him a peck on the lips. Also she had a get friend who annoy my best friend.

At this time I was with this chubby girl but I got bored with her because she was a year younger and it felt weird. Eventually I dumped her and used girls for a while, sticking to friends with benefits and never dating anyone.

After this my friend dumped the girl and I started hanging around with her. Before my friend dumped her we did some gay shit, I was on medication and didn't understand sexuality at the time. Back to the story, me and the girl got together.

For some reason she stopped being so bitchy and annoying to me. She was and still is very anxious and weird but in a cute way that I got used to.

College party, I didn't notice her but she stalked me and looked me up on facebook after I got her friend's number. She was a virgin when we met, we're getting married soon. She's the love of my life.

Cont 2

As a side note I should say that we hung around for a bite before we got together. We had a small friends group but it was cosy. There was another girl in that group who was kinda cute and I think liked me. Also was my GFs gay friend and that was it.

So we got together after she invited me to a sleepover. We were on the floor next to watch other while everyone was asleep. While she was ranting on about something I took a risk and kissed her. That was how we get together.

Literally the same as me a year ago, though she was technically legal in my country when I found her (17), and our age difference is only about five years. She's now 18 and my patience paid off.

I have a wife. We met on the train, on which I made her cat hiss. We left the train inseparable.

:)

It was with lies.
Oh sure 99999900000 women can see through my bullshit.
But, one was dumb enough to fall for it.
It was during project chanology too.
Good times.

If you have to hit a dog you are basically a retarded nigger. Should only need to tell it NO for it stop or better yet it won't do anything anyway because it knows better.

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These threads are too much. Euthanasia when?

Cont 3

After a few weeks I realised I like this girl and water to take things slow. Instead of rushing into sex, like I had in other relationships, I decided to take things gentler.

It was only after a mouth though that I took her virginity on Valentine's. I still feel like I rushed her but it couldn't have been that bad.

I stayed with this girl though, there's just something about her. She's loyal and old fashioned like me, hates drugs and likes to take things gently.

She's just nice to have around, even if I'm doing something and she's doing something else, I just like being in her company. She's very shy but that's okay because I'm a reserved person and keep to myself too.

The strange thing is this woman came out of nowhere but at the same time she was always there. You should always keep an eye out for such girls. Your soul mate could be right in front of You, but remember that it takes hard work and corisma to get her.

Who is he kidding, who is he fooling.

>Every post in this thread is a larp
Except for this one, which is a cope.

>These threads are too much. Euthanasia when?
Whenever you grow a pair.

Tinder, unironically too.

Post pic of dog N O W or gtfo

>there are people who actually use Tinder
crazy

>Dogs can be reasoned with and will always inherently respect your authority by default
If my dog is being a piece of shit I tell it NO. If he keeps being a piece of shit then he gets disciplined. If he ever defies my disciplining (by barking at me or running away), then he gets heavily disciplined. Guess what happens when I tell it "no" now.
But of course, you're a faggot who's gonna be yelling "ooohhh noooo fluffypuffs! Don't piss on mommy's mattress like that!" while my dog won't even think about jumping onto the bed.

On an Jow Forums discord server

Infinity oof my dude