Anal has got to be the best thing in the world
>no need for condoms
>can cum inside all you want
>at most you need a bit of lube but it isn't necessary
>incredibly tight hole no matter how many times you fuck it
>and best of all: can't get the girl pregnant
seriously it's so fucking good when you want to fuck your girlfriend but don't want to risk knocking her up; if you haven't convinced your girlfriend to do anal yet, you're missing out big time
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yea except i have a condition called soft glans syndrome. the head of my penis is so floppy and soft i can hardly stick it in my fleshlight.
>no need for condoms
What do we use condoms for, user? Right, protection against stuff. Feces, stds, ass juice & also protection the rectum because some brands has lube-ish stuff on condom surface
>can cum inside all you want
See the first debunk.
>at most you need a bit of lube but it isn't necessary
Fuck ton of lube, massage to anus. Even more lube and massage if it's the first time.
>incredibly tight hole no matter how many times you fuck it
You need to give it some time for healing and tightening. Don't buttfuck someone everyday.
>and best of all: can't get the girl pregnant
*germ filled semen escapes to vaginal channel because you did not used a condom*
Sorry, user!
>incredibly tight hole no matter how many times you fuck it
Is that true? I like anal fixation, too, but sometimes go for imagining vaginal sometimes for the feeling that her butt would wear out or something if we go at it like that all the time. I want it to stay healthy and tight.
>protection against poo and ass juice
I don't think penises get sick by those things.
You fucking retard, not only does unprotected anal sex have the highest risk by far of STD transmission, poo or ass juice could get down your dick and cause a serious infection.
>I don't think penises get sick by those things.
Even a ""unsterile"" pee hole colonoscopy will cause infection at any pee related system. Never forget that some bitch had sex near a swamp and got liver infection.
A penis is very pronoun to skin tearing, meaning that it'll get into you.
>ass juice
Will drip to [any] place of you. You shave your bush because muh sex and, slight skin damage and the germ will find a way inside you.
Of course, I'm just a med student. If you say "I don't think", it'll never happen.
Since you know, you can't think.
Okay, thanks for the medical lesson, meanposters.
Found the virgin.
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Gay anal is pretty nice though.
if u like reddit so much why dont u stay there faggot :)
What's your diet like? Is it possible your tiny capillaries arteries aren't getting enough blood because your arteries are full of plaque?
If a part does not gets blood [aka oxygen thru it] it'll die.
Fuckin retard.
accidentally a word, pls ignore
Anal is fucking gross
Only faggots and virgin degenerated who watch too much porn this shithole fucking is better than pussy
It can get enough blood for the nutrients it needs while not getting enough for hydraulic actuation.
>My first impression was set in stone the second i got out of the cab. I had three people casually walk up to me asking for money. Obviously, i rejected them politely, and from what was a hand gesture of receiving money quickly turn into the middle finger. Like fuck! I just flew 12 hours and you expect me to open up to strangers just like that?
Dunno why I went there but fucking listen to this guy. Holy fuck. These people won't call out the wolf even when their head is in it's mouth.
I recommend you to read a german med book called "vein and organ failure" it's from the government and it's fairly short, also free.
Dumbest virgin thread so far
roastie with blown out crater asshole detected
Would you rather have anal with a condom or vag sex with no condom?
Anal with condom, not because it's anal, but because it's with a condom.
More like dumbest homo thread so far.
If a girl is a virgin waiting for you to marry is it wrong to tell her to do ass to mouth? Meaning you fuck her in the ass then have her suck you off immediately after it's been in her ass? Does a condom make it not degenerate? I wondered if it would bring a couple closer.
>but it isn't necessary
what kind of disgusting mucus butthole do you fuck
Doing anal with a girl is hetero desu
What if the comdom free sex wouldn't give you any disease or baby?
Why the fuck would I stick my dick where poop comes from? I wouldn't fuck a woman in the ass even if she begged me.
usually people just clean themselves out.
i got a dildo, i just use a syringe to put warm water in my ass then just shit it out. yeah its gross but thats the price you pay for good sex, beats taking care of a child for the rest of your life
Homos don't hype anal like straight porn addicts do, because we can just do it whenever.
Does anyone have advice? Is it wrong to tell a virgin to do ass to mouth?
If it's a christian girl I'm sure she'd be fine with it.
Why would you not stay in the ass until you cum?
Shut the fuck up with your faggot questions
>is it wrong to shut the fuck up
No its not. Now stfu