Tfw not an adventurer

>tfw not an adventurer
>tfw will never travel with my band of friends across far off lands fighting for fame, fortune and justice.
>tfw will never encounter strange new creatures, foreign peoples, and terrifying beasts
>tfw will never delve into caves in search of gold
>tfw will never carefully avoid traps inside some ancient ruins
why must I feel bros?

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>spent 2 hours working on my image and nobody replies
why must life be this way?

Thats a great looking meme user. Good work

>tfw will never be elite warrior group that uses a giant bird for its operations

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You can still do these things though.

dnd bud

All versions of DnD and all it's variations suck ass.

Play MYFAROG. I also have this feel

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I love your image.

What's the name of the guy with Pepe and Wojak? I used to know his name but I forgot.

>tfw you will never get to experience the land of Cyrodiil with your own eyes.

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From left to Right: Apu Apustaja, Wojak, and Spurdo. Desu I think I want to include Gondola too. Not sure what he'd be though.

tfw you will never drive a lion robot and meet up with your friends to assemble a giant robot with a sword out of the other robots

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Spurdo sparde burdo barrde

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Gondola should be the beast of burden for the group

Nice pic. I too wish be in a band of adventurers. Fighting Skaven seems like fun.

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Im gonna print that pic and frame it.

There's room for a 4th figure on the right.

Maybe that femanon Wojak, but in video game bikini armor?

maybe Fresco in some form? A stealthy/bow wielding character perhaps.

Bikini Armor Gondola

>you will never live in a fantatisc world
>you will never be a charismatic person that just travel with your friends meeting magic places and different races and leaving a qt native woman waiting for you to come back each place you go

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Adol

Needs a boomer too

Alright lads I will do it, but you gotta give me the concepts first:
We already have:
Apu - Halfling Wizard
Wojak - Human Warrior
Spurdo - Dwarf Warrior
Gondola - ?
Boomer - ?
who else and as what?

>tfw not a depressed deep thunker philosopher
>tfw you will never make a film that perfectly executes the amalgamation of all of the deep thoughts you've piled up through life
>tfw you will never have a rare outlook on life that is untouched by memes
>tfw you will never live a peaceful life, completely alone

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Boomer can be the ranger since he likely spent some time hunting and fishing with his pa back in the good old days. Gondola should be the unique utility class, like a mystic or a bard or something.

Make your own world and story then. If this is to much work then for half hour while in bed just day dream.

Gondola is obviously a Druid, in perfect harmony with what is around him just watching the world.

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can you add in gondala,it doesn't feel complete with him

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Fresco as a cleric, always working to keep everyone alive, but they never listen to him

Working on Boomer right now, don't let thread die.

you got it op, awaiting boomer edit

>tfw you will never get to go balls deep in orc pussy
>tfw you will never get to live in bloodlusted camaraderie with your fellow orc brethren
Why even live at this point?

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Here it is lads, the full gang. Kinda want to remake Apu to better fit in with the style. Any further suggestions for characters or changes to them?

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glorious, maybe Fresco should be the bad guy, and the orcs can be ameri-gobilins

Pic looks great OP, can't wait to see more of your work!

Amazing. You could add Fresco as a troll or somesuch. Either way, great work

Don't forget that the merchant the party sells to is a thief.

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>the fucking monster energy drinks on the belt

Good job user, you made a good thread.

If apu is the wizard then who is pepe? Also, who would gondola be?

you did a great job with this picture.

Pepe would be a dickass thief or probably the DM.

Pepe or poopoo peepee

I love it. Absolutely fantastic meme.

Perhaps the zoomer too but maybe my suggestions are too redundant

Thanks mates. Thief pepe sounds good, lore backs it up what with smug NEET pepe stealing from the wagies among other things. Working on that now.

WE NEED HIJAK AS A VILLAIN

Spurdo needs a necklace of severed benises like a true barbarian

>tfw will never campaign with men like Alexander or Caesar and win eternal glory in some of the greatest campaigns of all time

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Will do desu. Also got another fun idea.

Peepee poopoo as the monstrous villain abomination.

i saved your image friendo

Party theme
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Added Thief Pepe, and added the benis necklace to Spurdo, as well as some scars and something called a Bollock dagger, a real dagger whose handle was purposefully shaped like a benis and balls and carried in front.

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NICE, OP!!! They're ready to go on adventures!
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But who will be the big bad?

Good work. I knew Pepe would be a thief.

Hijak and his army of brainlets and zoomers.

Fine work, man. Definitely going to frame this now.

Or maybe not... help me out with this.
>brainlets
>virgin and chad
>tfw to intelligent wojak
>zoomer
>hijak
>fresco?

>Hijak and his army of brainlets and zoomers.
With a big brain wojak as a deity watching over our adventuring party, and pee pee poo poo as the tank of hijak's army.

These sort of threads always brighten up my day. Thank you OP.

I want this to be a cartoon or something unironically

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braintlets, amerigoblins, being led by Fresco, who is the king's overworked court wizard. Fresco goes rogue and tries to take over the lands

thank you op
great images

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This guy could be dungeon master

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I like the idea of Fresco being a king. I can imagine him in a crown. It would be a good aesthetic.

Whoops, I didn't read what you said correctly

Virgin cleric and the Chad paladin

Personally, I think the King should be some depressed variant of wojak or pepe. Maybe he's so depressed that he no longer cares about the state of the lands. So the king just becomes a NEET while Fresco, the king's wizard, usurps the throne

Thanks again mates, kinda want to add some music and post it in the Gondola threads in /wsg/
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Arc 1: Some ancient Wojak as a lich king or something and his army of brainlets, who feast on the brains of others in the hopes of themselves becoming smart.
Arc 2: The Happy Merchant of the previous arc turns out to have been amassing an army of amerigoblins and ameriogres.
Arc 3: Turns out King Chad's advisor, Hijak, was a vile sorcerer who was secretly manipulating the king or something.
I was thinking Chad would be the King of Chad. Virgin would be a peasant or something. Zoomers would be generic villagers and other NPCs. Plenty of sidequests with Wojak and co. rescuing maidens but still never getting GF.

I welcome ideas desu.

>ywn go to grab a drink with your mates at the flowing bowl
>ywn witness the golden sunsets everyday
>The warm breeze of the ocean never ending
>beautiful houses of stone carved to last forever

Anvil was where i always felt at home. Ive been searching for a place like it in reality. They're always full of spics though

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need a paladin/cleric/priest/holy man of some kind.

Sad cat king?

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>tfw you will never rescue an elven princess

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>Arc 1: Some ancient Wojak as a lich king or something and his army of brainlets, who feast on the brains of others in the hopes of themselves becoming smart.
Make the ancient Wojak Hijak
>Arc 2: The Happy Merchant of the previous arc turns out to have been amassing an army of amerigoblins and ameriogres.
Poopoo peepee (who works for the merchant) kidnaps wojak and pepe has to save him in a special solo quest
>Arc 3: Turns out King Chad's advisor, Hijak, was a vile sorcerer who was secretly manipulating the king or something.
Make his advisor Fresco. King Chad over works him and makes him take on all the responsibilities while he fucks all the women. I don't know what to do with the virgin though

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>Make the ancient Wojak Hijak
that was the original idea, but I thought Hijak would fit better as the King's advisor. Hijak's whole thing is "all you roaches are just a game to me". Fresco isn't really evil either, worst he could do is snap and cause a hostage situation or something. More of a side quest or something rather than a whole arc.
>arc 2
I like that.

Virgins start an incel rebellion against king chad

I see what you mean. Maybe the lich king could be the Australian shitposter?

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Interesting. What side would Wojak take? He is rather beta, but does he have it in him to turn against King Chad? What would the rest of the party do?

I see Wojak as being more of a sensitive and kind guy. He's about the feels and he's the heart of the party.

maybe the king's advisor should be the virgin, and the king should be the chad.

That makes sense. A fighter for justice and protecting the innocent, even if they aren't appreciative of what he does.
I like it.
>The lich king lives in the mysterious Land Down Under.
>Apu has to cast a spell of wall walking so they don't fall off the underside of the world
>Gondola is the only one that can lead them there as he has traveled nearly all lands in the physical world, and even beyond.

>you will literally never be in starfleet

bad feels, when the robot lives

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I like how you gave them realistic weapons and not over designed garbage.

Wojak acts as voice of reason and is the one to calm their rage by talking to them. He sympathizes with them, which is what gets them to listen, but tells them that killing Chad will ultimately be worse for everyone. That the virgins must learn to live with the feel. His boomer dad sheds a single manly tear of proudness.

This is an objectively excellent original meme.

The image felt better balanced with Spurdo next to Wojak. I'd like to see them in more scenarios now.

>The lich king lives in the mysterious Land Down Under.
>Apu has to cast a spell of wall walking so they don't fall off the underside of the world
>Gondola is the only one that can lead them there as he has traveled nearly all lands in the physical world, and even beyond.
This is perfect, OP

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>Tfw an original quality thread exists here
Have a bump, goddamn

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Add Bobo, he's ready for business

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Did medieval adventurers ever get the clap from wenching in foreign lands

i know pirates did frequently so i will say it's likely

unfortunately they make us force it on them....

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Lich King is ancient virgin

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Top kek. This thread is fucking fantastic. Wish stuff like this was more common.

Is Bobo seeking to destroy the Golden Bull statue of Moloch?

What story you got so far, OP?

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Groyper is the big final boss who dwells in the deepest level of an ancient cave.

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shaman grug would be cool

Fresco can be a messenger like that guy from Legend of Zelda. The one that ran around everywhere.

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that's a very good idea