Why dont robots go to the stip club?
>Girls (pretend) to like you, hang all over you, sit on your lap.
>Girls get naked. Get to see everything you want. In person. And if you pay enough, get laid in the back.
>Alcohol. If you live in in the right state, they serve full liquor at full nude, and if not, at a titty bar they usually get naked in the back.
Why are robots not spending all their money there? You kidding me?
I don't want to support the toxic patriarchy.
paying girls to pretend like you is more humiliating than being alone.
Is this not what real life is like anyway?
100 bucks is about 2 dates if youre lucky. Thats how long it takes to get a girl to fuck you. Skip thw bullshit. Skip the social anxiety. Its like skipping right to the chapter you were waiting for anyway.
can i have a good time for $100 total? thats what it costs to get an hour long massage finished by a slow handjob.
Because bouncers are dicks, too crowded, have to order drinks continually and shitty music is too loud.
Massage parlors are where it's at.
100 bucks gets you in the back for 15 to 30 minutes depending on the place. 9 times out of 10 they whip it out and either blow you or put a condom on you and fuck you. You tell me.
oh yeah true. you basically have your dicks out in a crowded room over a few women.
sounds nerve wrecking
Not if you go to a hole in the wall. Bouncers are non-existant, cheap beer, and you get what you came in for. Skip the bullshit. But for the humor, tell me about a massage parlor.
Its not. They realise youre a bot and initiate all convos and talk to you like theyve known you forever.
so entry fee, drinks, lap dances plus $100, its a little more expensive than a massage. we are looking at least 160-180, probably 200.
for a rushed service versus me laying down and get massaged and jerked off all for a clean $100. plus u get those frequent customer cards.
strip club would be completely worth the costs IF they have a few amazing women thats just my type.
Jerked off vs. Sex with a condom/uncondom head?
Worth the extra. And you get liquored up.
Everything depends on where you live I guess.
Here you show up, you pick a girl (or make an appointment) and she gives you a full body (lel) massage. Some places are more daring than others in what they mean by that, but in my experience the more conservative the place the hotter the girls are and the less seedy it is.
Theyre hired based on their looks. So, youre good on that front.
Get neon pilled. Strip clubs are the way to go.
Im in florida. Im sure I could find that. But Im sure its done by some ugly old asian woman. Gross.
>"I used to do this back in Nam."
Yeah I live in a place that's infamous for its whole industry and where it's not explicitly illegal so there's no shortage of highly motivated hotties.
it could be. it really depends on the women. if im not feeling the women then massages are definitely the way to go.
however if the dancers are stunning.. then its worth going and returning.
>watch everyone give the weird looks to me the babyfaced ugly manlet virgin
>pay to get blueballed by stacy who is gonna bang chad later that night
>don't get laid because that's not the point of a strip club moron
plus u can find 20s something women at massage parlors with little soft girl hands? its noce
Save up your paycheck and go. Dont spend lett than a g. Youll have a totally different experiance.
or you can space out that grand for 10 1 hour long massages with a handjob finish.
>>Girls get naked. Get to see everything you want. In person. And if you pay enough, get laid in the back.
not true
Yes it us. Have you never been?
you act as if the robots here could handle walking into a bar and paying for all this
or are attractive enough to receive it anyways
You don't pay for them to pretend to like you. The pretend to like you for free.
I went to a strip club called La Zona Rosa in Dallas. $25 got me a weird time in the back. Go to black/Hispanic clubs, they care less and the girls do more.
>attractive enough
That's what the money is for, you boob.
last escort i saw was a 8-9/10 5'5 skinny german/irish girl. i doubt i could find a strip club that could match her.
>thinking you can't go to a thinly veiled whorehouse and find a girl who looks like the whore you paid to fuck
What is even the logic here? You really think the escort you fucked or women who look like her won't be in strip clubs?
i dont. what, she was amazing.
>Pay money to women
>Have to talk to them about bullshit
>See other people
No thanks.
>paying women in any measure
lmao
This user knows what's up. Way more bang for your buck.
most of the time getting a massage is the right choice. but if theres like a rare 8/9 out of 10 escort in town then thats when i drop everything, use leave hours at work and drive down to see her.
How much would it cost to get a stripper to fuck me?
I usually get full service at massage parlors, but escorts are nice too.
It's just not my scene. The girls know they can manipulate you and seeing all the men fiend over them is just super gross to me. I wouldn't judge someone else for liking them but I've been a few times and it just really turns me off.
>hanging out with a bunch of thirsty dudes that are richer than you
sounds like a grand time op.