I don't remember how to make friends. Ever since I started college I've barely spoken to anyone new...

I don't remember how to make friends. Ever since I started college I've barely spoken to anyone new. I still hang out with my high school friends but I feel tragically lonely during the weekday. Most days I'm done before noon and I just sit at home and play games or just fuck around on my phone. I try to remember how I met the friends I have but its hard to recall the first few conversations. Help an user out will you? Ive got social anxiety to a degree but I can still talk to strangers and not sperg out about 80% of the time

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smoking weed was literally the only thing that made me friends in college.

I smoke occasionally. How did you meet stoner friends?

Chat with other awkward people, if it's going well, ask to meet for coffee and maybe other nearby fun stuff, accidentally get a bf.

smoke in the parking lot

The only parking spot I can find is in from of the campus police I dont think thats a great idea
The only awkward people I know of are these weeaboo girls that sit a row in front of me in my computer class, but theyre kinda greasy I dont think id like them

You don't want to talk with fujoshi about husbandos?

I probably wouldn't either just because thirsty guys divide their attention so you'd get less output for the same input compared to men.

I'm not sure what the last part means but I'm glad you agree

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Those grapes were sour anyway, Mr. Fox ;)

Lmao you're probably right. I guess I could try just a quick conversation, just to get practice starting them. In terrible at starting conversations with strangers

Have you watched any anime with husbandos?

Not really. Standard shonenshit mostly. One of them did have an MHA shirt on though which is part of the reason I peg them as nerdy weebs

Something that worked with me when i transferred schools in HS was making a friend with someone in one of my classes, then hang out with them. They tend to introduce you to their friend group pretty early on and you can at the very least pick out familiar faces from a crowd. It does wonders just knowing people, and even better if they consider you a friend.

Just go to a local dive bar and talk to people. You'll find that the average person is way nicer than you'd expect them to be.

>Just go to a local dive bar and talk to people.
>talk to people
Spoken like a true neurotypical.

Same. Only people who will talk to me are old people and drunk people. I wish I lived in some weird dystopian world where I can just submit an application for friends and a girlfriend.

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Desire friends but know that they will fail you.

Its worth a shot. Honestly the only answers involve actually talking to people, which is where I usually fall short. Never know how to start a conversation

I don't know either, I have intense social anxiety that makes me want to throw up in groups of people and hate when people stare at me expecting me to say something. I also have anger issues which can lead me to do things I'd regret later or taking things to the very extreme. The only people I'm comfortable around are people that I know respect me or they're weird and awkward like me. I also have an angry look on my face in large social settings because most of the time I am because I always think I hear someone talking about me when they're probably not but that doesn't stop me from going into fight or flight mode.
I just wasn't made for this world.

>I just wasn't made for this world.
Less and less of us are.

Just sit with random people and jump in the conversation with whatever you are thinking that is at least not offensive. Maybe even on topic

Tried that, people thought it was creepy.

>try to give advice
>REEEE HE CAN TALK TO PEOPLE, GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAG
I don't know why I even try with you nerds.

If you think that's valid advice, you really are a normalfag. Leave.
Seriously, it'll only make you worse off being here.

I know this feel user, except I can't talk to strangers either. I hope it gets better, and you don't fall into the pit of self-isolation I've fallen into.