Me and my robot bf are planning to lose our virginities together please tell me it isn't always really awkward...

Me and my robot bf are planning to lose our virginities together please tell me it isn't always really awkward. How do you avoid a disaster?

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Masturbate with each other first. Buy lots of lube. Use condoms.

It's gonna be awkward. Just talk it out don't try and act like you know what you're doing. It's all good to talk ask questions all that jazz.

>How do you avoid a disaster?

BUY LUBE

Seriously, buy lube, lube his dick before trying to insert it. Moreover, cobdoms suck, and may even make him go soft, get on the pill or ring and go bareback, learn your cycle and do it in a day you wouldn't be ovulating even if you were on the pill, just to be extra careful.

Nigga you're gay af. I don't want no gayshit on MA board.

>he thinks its a girl

Also the lube is good advice.

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Take things slow, you're just going to hurt yourselves trying to jump to the thick of things. Don't be afraid of fucking up, some moments are going to be awkward no matter what. Be safe about things, use condoms/BC/lube/piss afterwards to lessen the chances of infection.

op has a boyfriend so it must be a girl

>must be a girl
Whatever you say pal

I am a girl. Promise.

Thanks for the advice anons!

>I am a girl
Grossed out now
Was hoping you were going to enact out one of my yaoi fantasies

Don't do the hollywood thing of getting right into it, start slow, get comfortable with each other, maybe feel each other up a little bit.

Go out and fuck someone else completely random then when you get with your robot bf you will be completely experienced and will make it a fun time

this, except the random guy is me

>this is what some people are actually told to believe

he's gonna leave you straight after. He's just after sex. Wait til marriage you fucking whore.

How long have you been together? This matters.

as others have mentioned: almost everyones first time is awkward. just make sure you both acknowledge it's going to be awkward and just go with the flow expecting awkwardness along the way -- learn to embrace and be okay with the awkwardness. also, know that practice makes perfect

Why would you have sex with someone you aren't married to? By not demanding that he give you his last name you're leaving him with an escape hatch. Also your biological ability to pair-bond is fucked if you lose your virginity to someone then try to be with someone else. Gets harder every time. Human beings are wired for monogamy and procreation. Get married and don't use contraception. Also attend mass every Sunday.

The best analogy I've heard is that it's like starting a new roll of toilet paper. It can be done smoothely, but it's always a bit of extra effort. My first time wasn't unpleasant, but it was certainly more awkward than subsequent times.

My advice is, take your time and feel each other out. Lots of making out before you get naked, lots of making out after you get naked, then try something you both want to try.

>all these anons telling you to buy lube
if you're actually a girl, you shouldn't need to buy lube. you just need some foreplay to get the juices flowing.

Is anybody else like me, in that they actually kind of want the first time to be awkward?

It feels like it'd be more of a bonding experience.

that makes sense. It's that or mad lust taking over.

I think it's more that I'd like it to be with someone who'll make me feel comfortable enough to not feel awkward, but I get you.