So Jow Forums, would you rather tall and slim or short and thick?

So Jow Forums, would you rather tall and slim or short and thick?

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>Would you rather be:
>A lanklet
>or
>Not even a person

Tall and slim, OP.

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Fat manlet here, i'll take either.

Short and thick. Manlet here, every time I see a girl taller than me, I want to kms.

Also short and thick, but I will only date Amazon women.

Tall and slim. Doing our future kids a solid

10000000% the short stack. I'm sad that those girls don't exist. I have a huge fetish for these plumpy grils.

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Short and slim with big boobs and a good toned body
Best woman ever

They exist, but they literally only want to date the tallest guy they can.

I know one like this but she is vegetarian.

Tall and thicc obviously what even is this

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I've got a 4'11 gf, but I need to enthicken her before she could be considered a short stack.

Hard to choose but I think I've gotta go for that thickness.

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Short and slim

Only achievable for black girls, if they train from when they're young.

I'm 6' 2" so I think I'm ok. It's my dream desu

>all these homosexuals wanting short and thick
Faggots should be hanged.

Mexican girls or any latina can fill the bill

Tall and slim what the fuck who would ever pick the other option

I remember the year that this started getting posted, I still had social media.

I used to post the raunchiest responses to seeing it. My sweet little old auntie would post it and I'd say shit like, "I'D GET AHOLD OF HER AND NOT STOP HUMPING TIL I WAS DRY".

There's a reason why I don't have normiebook anymore...