holy FUCK i wanna masturbate . . . . . . . .
Holy FUCK i wanna masturbate
then do it
i can't i'm sorta on nofap
faggot
i'm a bit of a slob (ok not bit but like a total slob) and i hate smelling like stale jizz activated by the heat
eat it
no it tastes wierd
>weird
like?
like idk i took a dab of it from my belly one time and licked a teeny tiny bit of it. tastes like the ocean in goo form if that makes sense
salty?
Its salty and it smells like chlorine.
yeah almost like the same level of salt as the ocean, but i really can't remember at this point cuz i didn't swallow a spoonful of my own cum, that's gay lol
makes me wonder why girls even like facials
You need to eat more fruits particularly pineapples.
pineapples are literally acidic though, you can feel your tongue melt with each bite
Idk maybe you just have a weak tongue
i...
huh...
never looked at it that way
still, i wouldn't risk it. i'll stick with apples and bananananananananananas
cum on pineapple before eating
will you be my taste tester cuz i ain't eating that shit lol
smart pajeet
2gay4me
might do it
Idk man it might get crusty after he ships it across the world
all the better ;D
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