Femanons you're outside when this girl grabs you and says you're her gf now
Wat do
Femanons you're outside when this girl grabs you and says you're her gf now
Wat do
I'm her gf now I guess
she cute
I say yes Ma'am
If this dumb ho spent half as much effort on tidying her place up as she does on acquiring and injecting steroids the place would be spotless
I run as fast as the wind
Punch her directly in the mouth. Either I'm dominate bitch or get her to fuck off.
We are not all neat freaks like you.
Man I'm trying to fix myself first before I can get in a proper relationship
>run as fast as the wind
BRRRRRAAAAAAPPP
>pathologizing cleanliness
It is of that is the first thing you see in anything, how about you come over to my place clean my home and suck my dick?
>everyone stronger than me is on steroids
Just because you're a lazy stick person doesn't mean others have to
i dont know if you noticed thats a biologic woman, theyre innately weak and need clitoris enlarging male hormones to get any comparable strength and muscle
Tell her to bench press me
(OP)
say no I am your wife now
and live happily ever after with thicc strong wife
based retarded nigger bro
Make them fight.
Idk user i'm pretty sure this is exactly how buff a girl can get without roids
>"Sure. So are we going to my place or do we go to yours?"
gee everyone uses steroids now
>Tfw no gay, reserved gf who likes fit girls and pokemon
Submit to her will, obviously
>you're outside
No I'm not
What of your house collapses around you and you survive
>tfw no gf to watch get bullied and dommed by a musclegirl
I wouldn't mind being picked up and cuddled in those arms
then i guess i'm living with my new gf now
I'm her gf now
I'll gladly accept death by snu snu