Yea I'm american and halfway through my fatness of...
>Bacon
>Eggs w/ salt, pepper, and oregano garnish
>Sausage Patty
>Hashbrowns
>Milk
>Budweiser tall boy
>Coffee (not pictured)
Sue me and post em.
Yea I'm american and halfway through my fatness of...
>Bacon
>Eggs w/ salt, pepper, and oregano garnish
>Sausage Patty
>Hashbrowns
>Milk
>Budweiser tall boy
>Coffee (not pictured)
Sue me and post em.
FKEK YEAH
i pray for you
porno
nothing super-duper extravagant, but it fills your belly
>BREAD
KEK pretty much sums up German cuisine, with potatos missing
>bread
>bread
>liquid bread
>a bit of cheese
kill yourself pleb
why are you eating on the floor?
Potato Bread!!
>nothing super-duper extravagant, but it fills your belly
That's all you need. And something to drink too.
>all that shit
What are you gay? Oh I just noticed the flag. Get out of here faggot.
Reminds me of prison.
Learn to cook properly, troll.
>types of bread
>poor people
> cheese
> cheese
> cheese
CERN and CIA HQ
kys
that is trampy AF mate is that a super noodle butty?
Poorfag.
Replace the shitty bacon and sausage with steak.
Remove the hashbrowns, milk, bud.
Insert a pack of marlboros.
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OP is a faggot
> proven
If you're fancy and go out for breakfast.
what does CERN or the CIA have to do with this?
lol
I'm out of eggs otherwise I would make this, breakfast of champions.
A proper American breakfast comes in burger form.
>your countries
>full English breakfast
Stop stealing my breakfast
Cereal is American
Smoked Sausages are German
Continental is Euro
He's right, that's Biergartenschmaus. Nothing to get the day started though.
Dude I just ate my breakfast no joke, it was very similar to the one you posted. Scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns and chocolate chip pancakes with maple syrup. Downed it all with some nice orange juice.
Kek this is the Californian breakfast
>how to get Diabeetus 101
>Budweiser tall boy
user, I....
I like breakfasts like this, where you can make a sandwich out of it or don't. But 4 fucking pickles? Jesus christ man.
Aside from the eggs, all of that shit is processed. Do other countries eat as much processed shit as we do? Every time you see some news report on obesity in this country, they always cut to some stock footage of slim, trim, European people shopping in their local markets for fresh produce and picking up pieces of fruit and smelling it, they just pretend like supermarkets filled with processed shit don't exist in Europe even though they obviously do.
But Euros, besides Brits, just aren't as fat as we are and it got my noggin joggin, OP is eating what a lot of Americans eat, that is perfectly normal, but also three out of four things on that plate are processed and I'm curious of Euros eat that much processed shit in one sitting.
>Kek this is the Californian breakfast
lol no
Born and raised Californian, most of my breakfast consist of eggs, bacon, hashbrowns and toast. Although favorite is corn beef hash.
Cereal is for children.. no matter your age... children.
I hate to agree with a kike but yeah that's terrible.
Orange Juice is basically a soda. The chocolate chip pancakes have no nutritional value whatsoever. That's probably 600 calories of pure sugar.
Then hashbrowns which are basically just sugar and grease. Shitty low quality meat.
Literally the only thing keeping this fat fuck alive is the eggs.
>mfw based piece of bread with kajmak
>a day's worth of calories food
>>Budweiser tall boy
I just spit on my screen
>But 4 fucking pickles? Jesus christ man.
I just had some myself, what's the problem?
Is that...freshly ground pepper on those eggs?
>no nutrional value whatsoever
You're a fag. Go be gay somewhere else this is a man's thread.
If we're talking overall so far you've won but if we're talking about something you can make on the weekly OP image is still winning.
This guy gets it.
i eat oats with whey tho
You guys sound like some vegan cucks
OP said fuck yeah breakfast not "i wanna count my calories like a little bitch because im scared of what might happen to my slim figure as im a post-op tranny" breakfast
gib metties
men don't crave chocolate.
That's women on their periods.
BONGWALD BLUMPFFFFF
>beer at breakfast
Enjoy being cranky and tired all day
Diabeetus the breakfast
Frankly that looks like shit
0/10 literally drinking tallboys
Dude that's kinda nasty. Even as a breakfast dinner
Oh, fuck he has two kinds of bread on the platter. How many is the right amount? 1? 0? Thanks in advance, schlomo.
His brain has been fried by an overloading of simple carbohydrates and yeast, give him a break.
is that
>seledka pod shuboi?
>the chocolate chip pancakes have no nutritional value
shut up kike. the carbs give you energy
is that holocaust memorial ash over those tomatoes?
mmm, piss in a can
Mettwurst + onion is god tier food
They wave Europeans in our face as a kind of carrot-on-a-stick. Reality is they are just as gross as any other western country. Cherry picked stock footage doesn't not represent an entire nation.
breakfast of the champions
>vegan
>eating eggs
You know, I try to be proud of my country but faggots like you ruin everything.
bread is poorfag food
u wot m8?
kek .. we finally know why it was not at the camps.