What is your special talent?

i can sleep for 11 hours

I can also gleek

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I like these kinds of OP images cause this stuff always happens

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lol, I'm guilty of this all the time, I take advantage of my plaigarism by just combining shit I watched instead of aiming for something entirely new

if you mean calculation as in "calculating risk" in your head
>very good at mental calculation
>dogshit at math

a truly great genius steal to create something that is geniunly better

My special talent Is being stalked, two separate people admitted on social media that they wasted their own time by keeping track of me, and one of them had to announce and tell her own friends to stop feeding my info to her.

I probably have more stalkers "undercover" obviously, but it feels weird to be the center of the universe. I just want to live my life..? Some of them were justified since they talked to me as friends first but thats not a benefit anymore

empath i can read people a mile a way

Not a particular skill that I can say in public but I can smell when a near woman is on her period.

i am a very good dancer, have been told by many people. doesn't meant shit

im simultaneously an undiscovered genius and the most retarded person on the planet

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I can wiggle my ears desu.

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This literally is my entire life and no one responded...
My life itself is the funny joke..

How can you do that? Teach us your ways user

Are you a male or female being stalked? It's less usual for a male to get stalked I think, especially twice. You must be some kind of chad.

It was online, and its confusing since it was people as a whole who were doing it.
If I was a Chad they would be friends with me as person, they maliciously stalked me.

I get new stalkers every year, even if I delete my social media people get my info from their friends, weird stuff

I'm not DaVinci, but I draw pretty well. I can also roll my tongue into an O shape. Otherwise, I don't have a lot going for me.

this but with russian and my native language.

I don't go crazy from loneliness, can go without talking to anyone for extended periods of time. Also can perform monotonous tasks pretty much all day.

I think that can be apply to the majority of r9k

Ma told me about my special purpose but girls never let me show them

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No, it is nothing that I learned, but I grew up in a house full of women and raised mostly by them, the main reason why my life is a disaster.

I cannot explain it well. Women on her period have a distincive body smell that cannot be hidden, not strong though, not talking about the smell of blood or pussy sweat. It's like a odor that you can recognize as human but I don't get disgusted by it either.

I tried this with my sisters and all of the times I was right. Nobody else though. I wish I had a girlfriend to test this but girls don't like these skills.

>my special ability
The muscle that holds food down is broken so I can throw up undigested food that tastes nice whenever I want. It is both a blessing and a curse.

I'm pretty good at sports in general without practising nothing and i learn pretty fast, i play a lot of videogames so i rarely practise something.
I also can avoid sadness and anger pretty fast.
Overall i'm still shit

Being completely and utterly average. I'm like suspiciously benign. I am not ugly. I am not attractive. I seemed to have stopped ageing in my mid 20's - I'm almost 40 and have no wrinkles, no hair loss. I'm not stupid, not smart, I have never been mugged, arrested, or done anything of note, but I've also never had a single struggle in my life despite doing absolutely nothing. I got a job that pays 75k a year despite never going to school and not even LOOKING for a job (it was offered to me).

I dunno what to make of all this.

Also good at maths too!

So if you stand upside down on your head you would have all your digestive contents spilled right?

Everyone can smell period smell. It's disgusting. You can always smell it on women.

I'm the Ultimate Supreme Leader.

I can turn my eyelids inside out

OOps
Didn't mean to quote user
sorry

but can you compose though? Thats an interesting device- whether you are a super accurate storage device or random number generator. I am the latter, many opuses have been had!

top of the keks quasimodo

You aee referring to the smell of the period itself which is indeed disgusting and you can catch a whiff on caresless girl.

What I smell is different. An odor that actually is not disgusting to me. It must be hormonal or some shit.

Would you like to work with me on something?
It will be space exploration related.

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you were great, but ended a bit flat i'm afraid

Decent fast twitch muscle fibers while not being melanin enriched. I can jump really well and punch people really hard.

I'm a social chameleon. I have successfully blended in with every single social circle on Earth in every single social setting on Earth.
>nerds
>jocks
>normal fags
>whites
>blacks
>kids
>old people
>foreigners
>women
>right wing extremists
>left wing extremists
>junkies
>millionaires

I've had to mingle with all of these groups at some point in my life and have yet to fail. If you put me into any group I will be accepted within a day.

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I can play despacito by slapping my cheeks.

oh, I taught myself through improv so composing music is like second nature to me lol

So where is it mister? Just curious... I can do what you can do so who tf are you and why havent you opused your opueses yet, you cant procrastinate forever mister!!

The only person to be pursuing a GED for 3 years and still not have it

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Different person but what's your project about?