NORDIC

You wish you were part of the crew, but you aren't and will never be part of us.

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where is Estonia?

They're not part of the crew

This. If
>you do not speak a scandinavian language or Finnish
>you are not Lutheran
>your government is not social democrat
>your ancestors did not as cool mythology like the vikings or Karelians had

Then fuck off from this thread!

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i am lutheran

get out

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it would be better if we cut all ties to the US

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> You wish you were part of the crew, but you >aren't and will never be part of us.

But I don't wish to be.

You will never have a brotherly relationship with your neighboring countries as we do

I really like your country

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>file name
>tumblr detectet

user do you visit tumblr?

>You will never have a brotherly relationship with your neighboring countries as we do
Well, unfortunately - I cannot do anything about this.
I'm pleased to hear it, thank you.

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I don't like frogposters but I'll overlook it this time because it's a good post!

Sorry I like being straight

no I do not, I saved it from a discord server.
please believe me

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Britan is Nordic

i dont believe you user. Jeg er ganske sikker på at du går mye på tumbler.

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d-det er ikkje sant user! Eg brukar aldri Tumblr!

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>Discord
>Tumblr

Akkurat like ille.

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rister i episk brǿd

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>tfw you will never pay massive taxes
>tfw you will never be such a faggot
>tfw you will never get raped by Muslim immigrant
>tfw your kids never get killed by a grenade

sa eg discord? eg meinte...... S-steam?

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user... hva er det du gjor med livet ditt?

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you fucking fag

Behold the glorious half english half viking master race

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Let me guess, you took one of those internet DNA tests.

why are all the countries with crosses on them godless sodomites

Poor Estonia. He even gets friendzoned from the crew.

My mum is danish you complete and utter brainlet

And your dad is... Let me guess, a Roman.

>social democrat

Yeah I think I'll just fuck off, thanks.

Half danish half english
what would that make my dad

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Are Frisyns Nordic?

Yoopers definitely are, but fuck that you're in the melting pot, embrace le 56. You're 100% burger my fellow American.

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I like those weird little ponies the shetland island grows. One stuck it's tongue inside my mouth.

It's time we annexed Europe.

although you never can be like europe

But Europe can be like us.

time will tell

No thanks!

Don't worry. They represent less than 5% of the World population.

At the moment they are providing services to us, hm?

a mutt

USA and Mexico are a better crew than the Nerdic crew.

please don't piss off the rest of the World. minority.

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Canada is nordic

hey man, look on the bright side
at least you're half human

USAand Mexico have more land and gdp than all of the nerdics combined!

im literally better than you because youre swedish lol

>being Lutheran
What a fag.

>*huehuehuehuehues in the distance*

>sweden

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You are like the 1000 Norman knights in England against one million English, back in the day.

The difference today is that everyone (and that is Everyone) Knows For Real that there are just a handful of yanks against the rest of the planet.

Keep on providing services to us. Maybe we will like you at some point.

careful your shitposting doesn't get you arrested m8

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>Karelians
Just say finns, that book you're talking about was written by a swede

>sweden, the must left cuck nation
>mocking any other nation
omegalul
youre a meme

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In finnish we have äpärä but does english have a word for rapechild?

That's okay, I have new zealand

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bastard would be the closest

>ryck-jagjag

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Stop watching extreme right-wing leftists.

Both watson and alex ruuhaa are still getting monies from Youtube.

i dont?

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"bastard" was in fact a nomination to be proud of during Rhodes reign in South Africa and Rhodesia.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baster

Har ni danskar och norrmän några trubadurer som Vreeswijk?

like i said, you have been fighting against wrong foe.

time to decide. take your time And think.

what does he mean by this

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I did my conscription in FDF infantry.

During my service it turned out I was also an important Combat Bard.

har bare en ting å si gutta

NÅR

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mmmmm

That does not answer my question but thanks I guess

>I really have to explain it

Niggering around is a pattern of behaviour, not about a skin color.

Ask Any Nordic. And I mean Really.

youre having a very different conversation to me
what a strange man

jag vet
>thanks
var så god

>strange
Are You Sure about that?

...yes

varsågod är ett ord

I'm a slav, fuck you

Then you and I have here a seriously unfathomable gap between cultures.

you told me to stop watchign stuff that i dont
and then i told you i dont
then you went on some weird mini rant
seevery odd man.

I wish this so hard. The part that claim to be white in Brazil are blacked slavs that came from Poland. Which makes me think which race is better, slavs or nords?

>Poland
are you from Chicago? The city with most slavs in the world is Chicago, IL, United States. The second is Curitiba, Brazil, my hometown.

very sure the city with the most slavs is some city in a slav country t.b.h

i mean immigrants, don't need to cause an ""owned"" like that on me. I want to keep the discussion friendly

æh han lyder sgu meget cool.
det er ikke meget man kan sige om svenskerne, men i har nogenlunde musik.
hvor i har lisa ekdahl, må vi "nojes" med kim larsen.

Dude, "niggering around" up here isn't about skin color. It's a pattern of behavior.

In our nation it's never been about color or religion up here. Genuinely not ever. We simply don't have that history country deep and wide like you have. Brits had slaves country wide. Finns never had any like that. It's not a part of us.

Back in a day, Nazi Germany asked to hand over our Jews. It caused a nation wide outrage. We are not going to hand over our citizens because of their religion.

We did hand over quite a bunch of spies of which some of them were Russian related Finnish jews, but that's a whole different story.

Finland is not into mainstream SJW shit like everyday Britain is, or Germany, or USA. We simply are not.

Your problems and how they shape Your nation are Not our problems.

Get over it.

tack, min vän.

Svensker og Finner er mine favoritter om jeg skal være ærlig da.

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Alla kan inte ha turen att få ett sådant poetiskt geni som Bellman. Den mannen är nog helt och hållet ansvarig för den höga kvalitet svenska musiker hade upp till nuet.

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Aren't you guys not having kids? At the rate you're goin' there won't be anyone in your club who isn't called Muhammad

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i never talked about black people once
youre a very weird boy

takk

and also i was talking about sweden
not finland
??

Det kommer ann på dagen kompis. Noen gang liker jeg dere mer enn Svenskene.

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But you Brits are constantly talking about niggers, aren't you.

You say "immigrants" but it's about niggers isn't it.

Too bad for you m8.

nice try but there are no iceland