Anyone else do this to roasties?

Anyone else do this to roasties?

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no. i keep my stuff in the box with a receipt

Ive never touched a condom, who do you think I am

So you want her to take half your paycheck for 18 years ????

>haha roastie you're getting my baby!!!
>t. r9virgin after getting laid for the first time with a massive fat slut

Would I be able to get someone pregnant by doing this and would they notice after sex?

As an intellectual I cut out the middle man and puncture holes straight into my dick.

>thinks they're Jow Forumss condoms
man i wish normalfags would leave mostly because they make boring posts.

Me too, only time I've ever seen one in real life is in sex ed where they put it on the banana.

I wish lowIQ pojeets like you would leave

No but I put a drop of lube INSIDE the condom because otherwise it's uncomfortable because friction because uncircumcised. I wonder if girls wonder WTF I'm doing when I do that.

the chads are mad roasties are just getting money from them for +18 years

don't bother bro, if she's a real roastie she'll be on the hoe pill.

i would rather do this to men desu :33

Ive never even come close to cumming in a condor

like what the fuck, condoms are bullshit, I can last a good hour with a condom on and 20 without

gonna try the lube trick next time because it's getting a little frustrating and we've rawed a few times because of it

Only have sex with women who don't know your name.

Damn dude, what a struggle. It's nice that you found this board to vent all your problems to.

an african american

>cumming in a condor
Did it die when you were fucking it, is that why you didnt came?

I'd be doing it to chads, not roasties

Heartily kek'd, friend.

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I know right it's BULLSHIT

still inefficient, put the holes in your balls

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you almost came in my national symbol

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My sides have reached orbit you condorfucking son a bitch

>what is genetic testing

>As an intellectual I cut out the middle man and puncture holes straight into my dick.
unironically high iq post

Lmao are you retarded? Yeah let's just gather genetic data from millions of men and test them all for a single roasty

>he doesn't realize this is literally what (((23andme))), (((ancestryDNA))), (((et al))) are doing

I hope so otherwise it will be a fantastic mess

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As someone who finally got laid, after a 10 month dry spell you are funny but I hate you

Even if you do this, the hole would expand it and they would notice it.
Also free condons are a thing, so that means adult robots with jobs are paying for wild chad sex. lol

>browsing youtube
>end up in vlogs
>some girl with AIDs telling how her story
>was friends with a girl throughout HS
>they reconnected afterwards, friend was a single mom
>boyfriend kicked friend out so she needed a place to stay
>the girl let her friend stay with her/her boyfriend
>he cheats on her with him
>ends up kicking her out for the friend
>few months later starts feeling sick
>she's pregnant, but feels sicker than usual (she's been pregnant before)
>goes to hospital
>she has HIV
>confused how she got it since she always used condoms
>confront bf/former friend
>the friend tells her she poked holes in the condoms
>bitch got her boyfriend stolen, got kicked out, impregnated, AND got HIV

Lmfao sometimes I'm glad I'm not a normie, never have to worry about this shit

my mom didn't even let me take that class, I have literally never seen a condom that wasn't in media.

Non virgin here.
Don't bother with condoms. Actually, don't bother with casual sex at all. Just find a woman you love and only fuck her when it's for real, because condoms suck cock (literally).
I've gone soft inside actual real Prime Teen Pussy because all I could feel was condom rubbing me and the base ring was painful, the same PTP that could make me cum in under 90 seconds. It's some Jew scheme, I tell you what.

>implying I've given my genetic data to any of those companies

I'm waiting for you to explain your point and how you aren't wrong as fuck

Kill yourself OP. Roasties shouldn't breed.

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They really do suck. I'm surprised you went soft in PTP though. I found latex free condoms worked better for me, weirdly

T. 6.5x5 user

I was going to get some of those lambskin ones but then the girl just decided to forget it since she liked getting creampied and we thought we were going to be together forever.
Now I probably will never need condoms one way or another kek.

Don't lose hope user, I had a 10 month dry spell and recently got laid again. Well, I fingered her anyway. Gonna get laid.
T. Same user

Gonna do that to my (((friend))) when I go over to her house this weekend because why not.

I'm honestly fine if I never have sex again if it isn't with my oneitis of almost 3 years. One day she'll want to marry me.

Oh youre committed. Nice, I went thru that dryspell after my 2 year relationship with a cute egirl was finished (by my own act!). Gl