It has come to my attention that fembots are pathologically shy

>tfw so shy couldn't tell a robot i was in contact with for three years that i was actually female
>he eventually got an e-gf through a game
>deeply jealous and sad but think it wouldn't last
>he saves up money, went to visit her, is deeply in love and the happiest i've ever seen him be
>has so much courage he's preparing to start school again
>he starts talking to me less and less
>stops altogether

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When I got a fembot gf I went from spending 12 hours a day on my PC to turning it on once per month since I was so busy getting my shit together. If he's a good friend then don't take his absence too personally.

how many mentally ill girls have you got to join your harem so far mate?

There's no harem. I honestly only now realized how many shy girls there are on this board who like me but are too shy to say anything.

Just remember that it's your own fault you aren't sharing in that love and happiness, you could have had this at any time if you would have lowered your standards for him.

I'm completely serious about mentioning you shy fembot. 1/x

Be my spergy super shy gf

Dont be boring Im really just looking for interesting people to talk to. Unfortunately most on here are pretty boring but theres a small minority who arent, at least its larger than other places anyway

Want to chat with me Stacy?

Me, a Stacy, funny, but not actually funny, just hilariously inaccurate, so no

Will you chat with me anti-stacy

>want to talk to the raging retard autistic shitposters
>these people aren't the ones who want to talk to people from here offsite

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The last time I added a guy from here he wasn't engaging at all and didn't seem like he even wanted to have a conversation. Doesn't make me want to open up much.

Is it possible to find fembots irl? If so, where?

fpbp the thread should have died here

Chad's house is a good start

Well last and only time I talked with a real girl from here, she lead me on to say after 3 months she had a bf. Fucking cunt I hate you H

That's really shitty, I'm sorry that happened to you user.

Yes youre completely right and I hate it.
So the only reason Im on this board now is because im trying to find this person who I actually enjoyed talking to who identifies as an autistic shitposter except he ghosted me for a fair reason. So now I want to either talk some sense into him or at least see if I can find someone similar. Maybe the correlation is causation but also theres also a lot of posts on this board that indicate that it isnt.

well describe this person. he may be in this thread right now

Dont need to, hed recognize my typing and the situation and is the only person ive bothered talking to long enough to be ghosted by anyways.
Also youre going to hate on this basis that you probably identify as a robot, but he ghosted me because he said he fell in love with me but thing is hes 10 years older and I think thats really creepy so I need to talk sense into him to stop being creepy and be friends like before because I really enjoyed talking.

How old are you?
origi

I want to talk to a fembot about yugioh cards

I just started my last year of high school
honestly I wont mind if I get banned

I don't have autism so it wouldn't work out, I just have really bad social anxiety I do shitpost here everyday but I also go to other boards. Also I'm 20 so it would be weird. Gl finding your friend

Hey bub listen up. All fembots belong to me and they do not want you. You arebugpy and gross so cut it out

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Op, there's only one way to get women to open up.

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I'm completely serious about mentioning you shy fembot. 2/x

stop using my wife to attract roasties

Got any kuroneko wallpapers?

>Fembots, how do I get you to open up?
Find the cure for autism.

Chad, what are you doing on our board?

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here user

imgur.com/a/UHqqF3X

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The cure is dick. I just need to convince fembots to let me treat them.

Context of Chad?

WTF, is this actually coincidence or do I have another stalker? That's the exact wallpaper I was talking about last month.
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/47547568/#47549151

You speak like chad.

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look through the Jow Forums archives. i've been using that wallpaper since april of 2017. i made those wallpapers btw except for the cute feet one

Well if we're going to play the vibe game. You're definitely more feminine than masculine but the anime reactions suggest trap rather than girl.

I've definitely seen that wallpaper many times. I wonder if it was your desktop each time.

Phoneposting on the shitter so I didn't want to go into detail desu. Also, your assumption is semi-correct!

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Give me xanax

This new katawa shoujo spin off is kinda fucked

fuck I spent about a minute trying to figure out what that was, back to /vr/ it looks like

I took a semester off and since I returned to university I realized that seeing cute girls on campus now just makes me sad when I realize I'll never talk to any of them.

I always thought it was weird to try and talk to fembots on Jow Forums because I take rules 1 and 2 very seriously, but maybe it's worth a shot before giving up entirely?

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he was probably ugly, short, fat, and acne prone
lol ami right?

Anyone else get annoyed by this type of woman more than any other type?
>naturally low level of intelligence but was forced through education
>most likely attended or is attending higher education for some sort of liberal degree or soft science
>is constantly trying to be witty or clever but winds up falling flat
>purposefully uses incorrect punctuation in order to better translate what shes attempting to communicate
>witnesses others speak eloquently, able to convey their messages articulately and without confusion, and continually tries and fails to emulate them.
>most likely posts drawing or photos she produced on her social media accounts. None of them are particularly good.
>tends to get easily flustered and angry.
>will quickly attempt to adapt to others speaking styles in order to emulate them in a conversation. Again, usually is not able to do this well and winds up looking dumb.
>has puddle-deep existential thoughts, which she proudly announces to the world
>is painfully aware men dont take her very seriously; has most likely attempted to intellectually undermine her male "friends" in order to reassure herself.

I dont know what other stereotypes for this type of woman I'm missing.

We don't want you here either you fucking sped.

that's... not a stereotype
that is way too specific to be a stereotype and I've never met the kind of woman you're talking about

The only time I added a girl from here she wasn't engaging at all and didn't seem like she even wanted to have a conversation. And I had told her I was shy and had never talked to girls before and she said it was okay.

Just about everyone here regardless of if of their bits dangle or fold are deeply deeply insecure. It's not so much shyness as a terrible fear of earnest expression becuase they hate themselves and don't think anyone could really love who they truely are. The irony is the result of such a way of being is a person who despite whatever depth they may have actually that acts very shallow and vain and in trying so hard to be likable in fact becomes unlikable. The catch 22 here of course is that it's very difficult to learn to love yourself when no one has ever accepted you but a person who doesn't love them self is very difficult to accept and love.

Imagine projecting this hard. You just described all of us