/britfeel/

he can't even salvage his bumhole

is it most haunted?
Found a local youtube of a paranormal investigator today, they thought they genuinely were most haunted or some shit. it was hilarious.

Got a brainlet brit/fit/ question lads. I've gone from 18 stone to 16 from just lifting the past year. I'm not really sure how it works. If I get down to 12-13 stone would I look at a 13 stone lifter or just a chubby lad? Either result is fine because I'll still continue lifting and will eventually get to that goal of a Jow Forums physique but just wondering what to expect.

*hooks a bit of tissue on a fishing rod*
*dangles it in front of you*
WOOOOOOOOOO

Just finished watching Little Boy Blue. Love Stephen Graham, I do.

is indeed. It's so good it's got that addictive quality to it which really nice food has, it never gets boring
I did lad
did he ever actually do that? remember him buying the watermelon, maybe it was just a larp, he tends to larp for bants

Incel report
Mummy and daddy were very nice and knew that I would be uncomfortable going to the bar with all of the ultra Stacies in German girl outfits so we walked 30 mins to one with old people instead.
The meal was nice but us being surrounded by couples on candle lit dates made me very sad.
You have to leave if a girl messages you

its called paranormal lockdown, 2 americans in a british WWII bunker system

But the homicide rate is 4x lower than it is here

Nah you woofter
>selfie posting
No way, hosay.

Not him but where do you live that you're in constant fear of being murdered that you're wanting to move country?

What anime.
Or show
Should
I start next

>did he ever actually do that?
Yeah he actually did, there's pics and shit of it

Boku no Hero Academia

It's a rough start but the show has some really great moments

>What anime.
Welcome to the NHK

Most likely a hench chubby guy but if you want to lose fat do cardio more than strength training

youtu.be/D2V71QDMttQ

BASED DAZZA
Ya get that nonce.

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Yeah it wasnt great actually tbqh lads and it really stank with the moisturiser I put inside as lube. I had to core it out completely afterward so people wouldnt see the dick hole watermelon in my rubbish bag.

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>I had to core it out completely afterward so people wouldnt see the dick hole watermelon in my rubbish bag.

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LoGh liddy

What you lids up to?

I'm just doing the Getaway challenges on Fortnite. Was going to have a bath but now I can't be bothered.

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Think it would be kind of cold, no?
Can you now confirm or deny the wooden spoon incident?

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>he didn't eat it

how much to build a house
?
id rather do that than pay up the wazoo for these shite new developments

>What you lids up to?
fagging about on discord
he stuck it in the mircowave before he humped it

On the train back from a quiz night with my work mates. They are all normies and it's really quite distressing.

salty watermelon is good i hear aswell, black people love it

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20k plot, 30k materials, 20k labour

Getting fucker as a highmother and playing stardew valley. Just done 2 of the challenges in the community centre so having a celebratory spliff. Then off back for a couple hours down farm

>tfw not alpha enough to show my dickhole watermelon
Is that what them mean when they tell me to be myself?
Wait what wooden spoon incident? I only just got in
I ate around the dickhole slightly (pre lube) so not as to break the shaft wall of the fuck hole

Listening to music and drinking beer. Also debating whether or not to stay up and play that new Spider-Man game when it unlocks at midnight.

its a how long is piece of string question, if you do all the work you can bring the price way down

SP has a radioactive dick

Would that work though? I thought the exercise you did didn't affect your body fat % and was mostly just your calorie intake which is what I'm mostly focusing on to try and look fit. I get more and more muscle definition over time the more weight I lose, for example I'm starting to get definition in my abs which was never there. Might do more cardio but wouldn't that just make me look more lean, not Jow Forums?

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I heard you stuck a wooden spoon up your bum as well, but wasn't specified what end.

tis lad, had some watermelon not long ago, dash of salt really brings out the juiciness

I love this meme so much.

I live in fucking Sunderland (kill me) and it is so accurately hilarious.

why do you need a whole house, isnt it cheaper to build an apartment

>I ate around the dickhole slightly (pre lube) so not as to break the shaft wall of the fuck hole
nice one lad, enjoying this

fuck off you daft cunt

dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lids

Come join for chat, feels and music.

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BIG STINKY LIE
:)

Well thanks for responding

can you teach me how to be good at that game senpai

feel like a right fucking pleb struggling at a game played by 12 year olds. Maybe it's because 20 y/o boomer so the whole building part is alien and I forget to do it

Which end wood you use though?

Lads I've decided that I'm going to get sponsored for skateboarding. I can't keep a job down and it's the only thing I'm passionate about. I am mediocre at best but think if I pulled my finger out and dedicated more time and energy to it I could get gud
thanks for reading my blogpost

Im thinking about taking a trip to Amsterdam in October

Diet is more important than cardio, if you do cardio you will hit a lower bf% faster but you'll get the same results just by eating less, just at a slower rate.

they make fuck all money.

haha
hahahaha
hahahahahaaha

yeah good luck with that lad

I don't worry for money lid, I am aware. I'd just be happy getting some footage made and maybe getting my shoes and hardware paid for
thank you for your sincere well wishing

how will pay for your endeavours?

>Would that work though?
eat less and excerise you will burn your fat and make little gains
or
eat the same and excerise you will make muscle gains and slowly burn fat off

More cardio will incease definition and make you look lean ie Jow Forums then you simply start doing strength training and eat more than get big and buff.

desu i don't really know this is just bro science because i'm on the other end, skinny trying to bulk
No wonder the girls run away
Boss

As in how will I afford to get by? same way I do now, working shit tier jobs that I don't have to care about. Not going to be rich but it's comfy and gives me plenty of time to skate

I live in Sunderland too lid, where bouts you at?

Thorney Close here

you said you can't hold down a job

You should do a set of sick tricks in front of Chad Muska user.

>the Getaway challenges on Fortnite.
What are they lad?

No, but that's because I'm aimless lad. It's not that I get sacked, I just burn out. Think if my hobby filled that void work would be easier to keep up with. Why invest in it if it's not my purpose like it is now?
sick! That'd be gnarly, I'm not sure I'm tubular enough to shred that hard broski

I just want a nice bf, lads.

it sounds like need to find a balance between work and your hobby

I'm not that good myself lod but if you have PSN and want me to play with you I will happily do so.

Time limited challenges to unlock some new stuff. I only have one more challenge to do.

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Yeah I agree lid, I tried brute forcing it by focusing more on work but like I said I just can't hack it. Pathetic maybe but I'm being honest in saying it's a limitation of mine. I reckon aiming to make something of skating would kind of refocus why I work. So rather than work being my main focus, I think skating being the focus would make work easier, like it was some side thing I didn't need to emotionally invest in as much
I hope that makes sense

>only hobby I have that isn't video games or chink cartoons is gym
>put this on my tinder bio
>apparently saying you gym is 'fuck boy' behaviour

o-oh

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Has anyone else had spezi before? Its a German mix of orange juice and coke and it is so so so nice. Have you ever seen it in the uk?

I don't think it's fuck boy behaviour unless you post a topless selfie

Do you have any britfeelers on discord? Are they nice people?

Think I'm a genius

Figured out a humane solution to the paki problem

>all pakis are permitted to have a maximum of 1 (ONE) child

This way, the paki population will halve with each successive generation

The only issue is that it may encourage more to breed with white women so it may be necessary to add a clause that pakis may not breed with white women at all

maybe you need to change the way you look at working. Think of it as a way to fund your skating, whether it be a new deck or trucks etc or the travelling to new and different spots to go and skate

I got around this by not mentioning my hobbies in my bio because I have like three boring ones (video games, reading, gym).

Just want a Karen carpenter gf lads

more like Karen Cumpeter am i right

Yeah I guess that's more or less what I'm saying, I just also want to have a clear aim when I skate. So by aiming to even get some footage featured somewhere, or maybe get some sponsorship, I reckon I'd have more drive when I skate. It is a hobby atm but I could get more out of it is what I'm saying

Good call, always wanted to go myself, practice a bit of the old Dutch IRL

it's only fuckboy behavior if you arent Chad.
If you're Chad you "take care of your body" and have a "physically demanding hobby to release stress"

You're shitmeat. Die.

First for Ebin and Legendary are disgusting trap clappers

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Let's have some classic britfeel feels

>Tfw no gf

Live off of Tesco brand cornflakes and tesco brand yogurt
Simple as

>tfw there is a fly in my room

Who or what is legendary?

it's more the opposite tbqh, i've never saw a non chad be called a fuckboy

how do i save videos from facebook? theres one just come up on my feed of a local pub with some literal downies knocking out some dance moves and i really want to save it

set out achievable goals for your skating
simple as

I think people just find gym talk really boring if they aren't a regular member. Don't think it's a problem if you keep it as a footnote.

>Tfw no cocoa butter smelling negress gf

>Letter from DVLA in post
>Finally one of my licences or the digital tacto application form
>It's a little slip confirming I'm no longer the registered owner of my old car

Cockblocked by the DVLA

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>tfw got sanctioned

>tfw waifu isn't real

My dude, why you trying to set my sights lower? You don't know how I skate even. I do set achievable goals, that's the beauty of skating. You get better over time and learn more styles or tricks
I want an unachiveable goal, something to strive towards for the sake of striving. Stop killing the dream please