Feels better

>Feels better
>Cleaner
>Cheaper
>Suction
>Many different structures not possible by the normal human vagina
Women have already been replaced

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How does the anus feel? I'm asking for a friend.

Why not just use your hand

a real woman is infinitely better

>No reasoning
>Bad English
Woman detected.

are you crazy a pile cheap plastic doesnt feel better than real steamy peach

I've never felt a toy feel better than the real thing. It may be cheaper but maintenance is always an issue. It's flat out not worth the effort and there are other ways to pleasure yourself which are cheaper and better feeling.

I complain about esl posts all the time but there's nothing wrong with what was said.

How would you know it's better you turbo virgin?

>Virgin
There it is.

No capital, no full stop.

gtfo my r9k betacuck

> No pretty clothes to peel it out of.
> No hair to run my fingers through.
> No feeling of a soft, smooth, warm, naked body pressed against mine.
> No satisfaction of looking down at her beautiful body as she lovingly pleases me with her mouth.
> No lovely breasts to suck as she rides me.
> No satisfactory outburst of pleasure as an orgasm shudders through her young body.
> Won't tell me she loves me as we drift off to sleep in each other's arms.

Nah, I'll stick with my girlfriend; but thank you for the advice.

It can't recreate the touch and feel of a real human nor the emotional aspect of having someone who likes you enough to have sex with you.

rEEeeeeeEEE
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FULL STOPS REE

People like OP are giving us KHHV's a bad rep desu, as if we'd be retarded enough to think a plastic tube is better than a real woman.

>It can't recreate the touch and feel of a real human nor the emotional aspec
That's why you keep the cardboard box, to simulate her personality.

>>Virgin
>There it is.
Stop acting like it isn't true; you aren't fooling anyone. And it's a valid point that you have no frame of reference to make a comparison.

>No capital, no full stop.
who gives a shit lmao

lel
noice gimme som skin brudda

It cannot replace warmth. It cannot cuddle you or look up at you with big beautiful eyes or say I love you

Fuck off

I knew someone would shit up the thread with"REAL WOMEN ARE BETTER" but what they don't realize is OP made this for the guys who cant go out and get "real women" or simply dont want to contend with roastie bullshit.

>over 20 pounds of!

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Sex toys feel good.
But sex is still better because of everything else.

women only do that for chad anyway so who cares

Why do you think toys need to replace women?
Use them and enjoy them and put them away if/when you find a woman.

I'm not a chad and I've had two gfs do that for me, retard

dildos are better

take the redpill

you are chad, fuck off

imagine the destruction

i'm no chad and i've been with women stop being a whiny baby

I'm really not, buddy - you just have to believe that I am because it absolves you of all responsibility for your shit life

Does it fart?

I've been with 'a' woman in 27 years and aside from the love part she was very much was into me physically.
I hope if I get a real GF and sexbots improve we'll both fuck the doll - together.

we on chad9k now or something?

you know it bish

that's what i was implying earlier. way better feeling.

If by 'chad' you mean 'not a spaghetti-spewing spergtard', then your statement is correct.

>This thread
Roasties really can't handle the fact they've lost their pussy power

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> this board
Wouldn't exist if robots weren't so obsessed with their lack of girlfriends.

>It's an user can't handle the fact that the World isn't only turbo robot autists or Chad ThunderCocks and that there are many people between the two extremes with differing opinions that his own episode.

lol
>fucking some piece of plastic
oh my fucking god

>feels better
can someone who has actually fucked a woman attest to this? I have had a lot of sex, but not in a long time. I've been thinking about getting something like this, but all I can imagine is it chafing my dick, even with lube

Like, putting it in a wood chipper or industrial shredder?
Strange fetish, but I'm not judging.