Would you date a chubby femanon with bad hygiene who eats shitty good like pizza and games a lot? Please no bully

Gamers are boring.

Been there and done that, it's a phase. Make sure you get your shit together, please.

Yes. Fucking any guy would.

I'm a slovenly slattern but I can cook like a motherfucker

plenty of those in this disc, have at it

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>Would you date a chubby...
no. next question.

if she has big tiddies, yes

this girl has great "hygiene", you must have read OP wrong.

Same, been there done that. She would stay up until 10am or later and just play vidya. All day. It wasnt even that great of vidya either, it was social team shit with her guild from an MMO. She had orbiters who would buy her games. She talked big about wanting to go out and adventure and take road trips or do things, yet all she did was sit inside and rot. It would have been nice to do those things with her.

Sure sitting in and watching movies was pretty nice and comfy, as well as CoOp on a few games, but in the end she didn't put any effort into it. It really was like dating a female version of all the things I hated about myself during that shut in gamer phase. I have nothing against gaming and I still do it, but there are other things in life. If OP is reading this and is this type of girl, be sure to at least pay attention to the other person in a relationship.

>be femanon like this
>bf does this "fix him" things girls do but in reverse
>tries to make me practice good hygiene and clean for him
>punishes me like a child when I don't

>bad hygiene
No
>chubby
If you're using that as a syn. For fat, no. A bit of meat is always nice though.

Damn normie I wish I could have a gf like that. Leave normalfag

I would but I have no idea how to find a girl like that, let alone one I like

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I'm happier with the thought of dying a virgin.

get a load of this fuckin normo. try www.reddit.com

its literally the female equivalent of me, i wouldn't mind at all

so you want a girl who doesnt contact you at all for days upon a time while she plays long into the night with her guild full of orbiters? You want a girl who in the end spends more time with some virtual faggots than the person shes seeing? What kind of new cuckery is this?

>bad hygiene
How bad? Would you keep your legs shaved?

i-if it's for you

Yeah, but she's fucking me and not them. I'd tell her to make them buy me a game.

God you are disgusting
stop fucking eating and bathe

wouldn't date anyone that's not like that
i'm serious
and theres nothing wrong with pizza

where do you live fembot-san

That just sounds like she was virtually cucking you and I wouldn't do that. Probably a closet slut

Ds3 is a bad game

>I wouldn't do that
Why would he care if another dude wouldn't?

Yeah, that's exactly what it was like for me. She wasn't a bad person but I just couldn't live like that.

That cuts deep.

I feel for you user, all too well. Hope life is better now.

>t. former shut-in gamer
>t. late-r adult returning to college (went from a 2.6 to a 3.9+)
>t. dated mmo gamer gurl with mad orbiters/mental health issues

Took a long time to heal from all of that insane bullshit

>Bad hygene
If you don't have the self respect to fucking bathe yourself, why would i ever try to care about you?

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oh, so now you are jealous her spending time with her "friends"????
user, its a trap. Its a fucking bloody trap and you walked right into it. Now she will think you're controlling her from seeing her friends.

Really she was just immature about it and claims she wanted a relationship and was just an overgrown lazy womanchild. I was completely fine with everything "bad" about her. she had no job due to a condition, was fine with it. Plays vidya, completely fine. Not many guys are going to be fine with that kind of girl, but I was. She wasted it.

is she a brapper?

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Yes, but only if they're willing to become stronger.

Chubby or "chubby"?

been there, done that
good self respect and shit like that is key
when they don't have that at least, then you're probably better off without them

Yeah why not she seems like a qt

Usually, when people call themselves chubby, they're actually obese motherfuckers.

I'm fine with thick, and even thicker than thick, but not chubby.

Exactly how bad is your hygiene?

Yes, be my gf please
I'm skinny but I like both pizza and vidya
Who even cares about hygiene

thats called chad or reddit bf moron

Then none of those are dealbreakers, though we'd still have to be compatible personality-wise.

if she points it out it's the latter. actual chubby women are considered normal weight at this point.

You're originally correct

>bad hygiene
No, vaginas taste and smell like shit even when clean, I'm not going anywhere near a rancid pussy and an asscrack that might be poopy

No, only hour glass shaped big tited hotties allowed.

Yes, I would. When I get my own place I'm going to pamper her and make her gain weight so she can't leave

As long as your body is shaped like a woman's yes. If your middle is bigger than your hips and bust? No. Ain't fucking frosty the snow woman. And there's an upper limit to that disparity. Post body.

it's literally red dit souls

No way I can accept chubby and gaming alot but hygiene is incredibly important! Smelling bad is one of the least appealing things a girl can possibly do.

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I want a fat stinky gf to sit on my god damn face

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As long as she showers at least 5 times a week.

I found a feedee who is into Vore and incest play. She lets me watch her poop. I'm going to get her pregnant as soon as possible, she really wants to breed. Black, 5'2 and 250 pounds currently, but she's gaining fast.

i would titfuck the shit out of kawaii chris-chan

good luck with that- a lot of women at that level of obesity are infertile

>She lets me watch her poop
How do you even bring that one up?

I just want a girl with an ugly face, a big butt, and a good personality.

Don't care if she doesn't wear make up and has a butthole hairier than mine, I'm a grown man.

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I asked her if she enjoys shitting, and she said she does, so it went from there.

I would make you work out and shower but maybe depends on your personality.

lmao the discord link was to a college gaming club and now they're all fucked up abt it

Don't project your pathetic beta thirst on all mankind. I might have fucked a couple of fatties in my time, but I never dated one and never will. Also hygiene is a must.

Yeah this is the ideal gf like that if you are like that I mean hmu

mitri#5760

Honestly it depends on your face.

>I asked her if she enjoys shitting, and she said she does, so it went from there.
>I asked her if she enjoys shitting
>she enjoys shitting
>enjoys
fucking kill me now

5 years of personal experience with 2 of theses monsters.
The sex was great because both were submissive but the rest is meh.
Currently with a skinny pawg. Way better.

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>bad hygiene
If you don't shave and bathe I'm not cuddling or fucking you. Sounds good otherwise, especially if you cook and suck dick.

Only if she was okay with me being the same way and we were able to help each other improve and fix these problems.

I don't care about shaving and such, but you need to shower.
>chubby
Depends on how fat are we talking.

I'd give it a shot I guess.

I like that quiet girl,
Sitting in the back, avoiding everyone's gaze.
She doesn't have very many friends, and in private is very outspoken.
She doesn't get asked out because her cheeks make her look fat, but her BMI is closer to 18. It's hard to tell because of her baggy clothing. I think it's cute.

Online, she's very strong - but doesn't abuse her gender to get attention. She mostly plays male characters to avoid the drama and avoids voicechat - except with me.
She's a sadist, and loves bullying and torturing people. It's the main reason she finds it hard to make friends - most people think she's a terrible person.
She has a list of the names of people who have wronged her. The list is very detailed, including phone numbers, addresses, and for some there's a lot more detail like social security numbers and medical history. She won't tell you how she got the information, but will tell you in explicit detail how she uses them to get revenge. She is very spiteful.

In bed, she enjoys making me squirm. I'm not allowed to wear undergarments of any variety. She enjoys feeling my body in embarassing places to make me blush.

After I'm forced to ejaculate inside her, she rides me harder. As I whimper in pain and tell her to stop, she holds down my arms and thrusts violently. Inevitably, despite my protests, I am forced to ejaculate inside her again. This loop of pain and pleasure continues until I cry myself to sleep. When I stop responding to her thrusts and laughter, she gets up and dumps the semen all over my body to mark her property.

I couldn't escape if I wanted to.

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I got a helluva stiffy reading that user. Post moar.

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No but I'd still pump and dump. I love high body counts

My birthday happened recently, and she decided to try fucking me in the amazon position. I'm not the most flexible person in the world, so I thought it would hurt like hell. Unfortunately, it didnt hurt nearly as much as I had hoped.

She's gotten quite efficient at getting me into that position. Usually it starts with her straddling on top of me and guiding me inside her, followed by pushing my legs out from under hers, and finally pushing my legs to my chest.

Lately she's just been grabbing my legs, pushing them above my head, and pushing me inside. The whole process makes me feel like I'm the girl - being pushed into an uncomfortable position that gives her all the control. It's a bit harder to cum in that position, but with all the added leverage her thrusting is way more intense. Every time I feel myself forced inside her, I can't help but moan like a slut. When I feel the pressure building up down there, I try to push her away with my legs. She responds by pushing my legs as far back as they'll go, and the pain forces me to ejaculate inside her in this reverse mating press.

That's when her smile gets too wide and you realize this is the part she likes most. She loves how easy it is to make me cry and struggle in this position, and it makes it impossible for me to push her away or pull out.

All I can do when she's fucking me like this is cry and watch as the fluids begin to drip out of her. Sometimes she catches me watching, puts some of the mix of semen and vaginal fluids on her finger, and rubs it on my face. Eventually, after losing track of how many orgasms she wrings out of me, my vision gets a little hazy and I stare off in the distance.

Apparently, when I feel this way my mouth opens and my tongue slips out. She enjoys making me ahegao against my will, and I can't do anything to stop her when she's in the mood.

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An image for reference.

I like my women how I like my soda.

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Thats fucking hot.

Id love a gf like that.

A lot of women are super submissive. Some are submissive in public to fit in, but overwhelmingly dominant in bed.

Either way, it's difficult to find out until you've hung out long enough to learn all about them. Hopefully you're able to keep them entertained in various self-depracating fashions long enough to reach that point.

The first time we made love I was drugged and unconscious (protip for certain girls: Rohypnol is a blood thinner preventing an erection). I don't wake up to being raped all that often lately - I squirm and make more noise when awake.

Though sometimes I wake up covered in fluids...

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where do i find a rapist gf

I met mine on a forum for crazy chicks.
It's gone now, but more will pop up I'm sure.

She won't rape you if she doesn't feel comfortable stalking you and breaking into your place. Make a convenient means for her to do so, but be careful who knows about it. Seducing her will be like taming a wild wolf - she'll keep her distance until she feels she can get away with it without anyone knowing. Make a habit of drinking from the same cup.

Keep in mind how small the world is - people online build their own little community and becoming part of it is tricky.

Advertise the kind of woman you like without objectifying them - perhaps write in second person about what qualities your dream girl has.

And then be willing to accept that looking for stalkers will bring you stalkers of all varieties. Don't be a slut or you'll end up stabbed.

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No, I would not. I never have and never will consider dating a fatass.

a little chubby is fine but I suppose you are fat, not actually chubby.
fat girls are a huge turnoff for like 95% of guys - me included

That's literally perfect gf you fucking chad faggot

Only if she cleans up the hygiene part.

thats kinda hot, id love that

How do i find a girlfriend like you OP? That's literally my dream girl and id marry a girl like you. I want a NEET gf i can take care of, but things for, cook for, and fill her with my love in all interpretations of that phrase

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>Chubby
Yes
>Bad hygiene
No
>And plays games a lot
Yes

So if she took a shower everyday we have a deal

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Except for the bad hygiene part that's pretty much the ideal female. Just shower a little more often and you'd probably be a 10/10.

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nah, I have low standards, which one is having basic hygiene

>bad hygiene
No thanks you disgusting piece of shit

I'm cool with that except for the poor hygiene thing.

i want to break into someone's house who's like you, being a tub of lard playing games all day like a piece of human waste and rape her, beat her, and break her until she's my sextoy.

But you won't because you are a pathetic loser just like the rest of us

>chubby femanon
yeah
>with bad hygiene
bad hygiene is kind of a deal breaker for me. if i met my dream girl, but she lived like a fucking pig and smelled like one too, i couldn't take it.
>who eats shitty food like pizza
yeah
>and games a lot
yeah

honestly, just dont stink and have a nice personality, that's all i really ask for in somebody.