What's the nicest thing that happened to you? I will read every single one.
What's the nicest thing that happened to you? I will read every single one
Mom let me lounge around for 2 years instead of shiping me off to the military out right after I graduated highschool.
When I was first born my dad took the liberty of paying some guy to strap me down to a table and rip off half the skin on my penis. That was pretty nice of him, it's a lot cleaner now
Why didn't you join the marines user!?
An old lady who was an immigrant from Poland during ww2 spent most of her life in Paris, made wonderful conversation with me and taught me some French for what seemed to be no reason. I never felt more wholesome in my life
Tfw when your soulmate is a 90 year old woman
Actually I was aiming to join the army and then do rangers but my mom convinced me to say fuck it and relax for awhile before setting off on an adventure.
You mother must really like you if she is so protective of you
Yeah. It's great.i Definitely don't take it for granted.
>spend a summer in texas
>do this every year
>previous summer i broke my laptop which had been bound to break anyways
>darn..
>did everything on that shits
>summer coming to a close, headed back home
>arrive home
>my desk has a box with a monitor and everything
>came from my brother
>he gave me his 'old' gaming PC because he got a pretty good upgrade himself
>best gift I've gotten in a while
>thanks bro :)
I had an attractive girl who wasnt too mentally ill go on a date with me once. She wasn't ashamed of being seen with me or anything. I messed it up by drinking prior and during the date
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Good! Isn't it beautiful how mother and son can live in symbiosis with each others? It's like world of letters or number that are related but never the same.
The mother and son are one number alone but together the two make one. It's like they are breaking the rules of the universe. They create one state 1+1=1 in which each one supports the other one.
Mother gives energy to the Son and Son gives energy to the mother. It's like closet system where energy never goes away. In fact it's a separate universe. with a loop that keeps both of them going by just existing.
This is beautiful
And I thought my new age mysticism talk was bad.
Don't worry about it user. Just let it flow
I can't think of anything that was genuinely nice on a level worth mentioning. Ive felt "warm happy" like hugging my mom when I was younger, or "cynically happy" like watching my dumbass acquaintance get too drunk, but Ive never felt the superlative happiness that I know has to be there. I dont think Im wired in a way that let's me feel excitedly happy about anything. Im 27 years old and will probably die with a wry grin on my face at best and most probably just a neutral frown
Not the nicest thing that's ever happened but over the summer a girl I met in college(and kinda crushed on) sent me a text that I think implied she liked me.
Anyways I'm too insecure and autistic to deal with feelings and shit so I just deflected it with an inside joke.
Then what's the saddest thing
The saddest thing was probably laying with my cat, who was dying of kidney failure. I had had her since I was 5, and she died when I was 23. She had retreated to my basement and was trying to find a good place to die and I spent a few hours holding her and sobbing. I knew we were taking her to the vet to have her put down the next day but I had to work so I couldnt see her then. She was purring constantly and couldnt hold her head up. In many ways it was like watching my childhood die in front of me. Im crying now retelling it. I miss her so much, whenever I felt like I was a failure or like I need a hug Id go pet her and she'd look up at me with appreciation. She deserved better than suffering through kidney failure and the UTIs that lead up to it.
I havent had any huge events yet, like my parents dying or something similar. Things are just consistently 3/10 for me. I dont have any high points in my life so I dont have a huge way to fall when nasty things happen, it's all pretty much the same.
eat more bananas
I think I experienced the 'energy' of God is was pure bliss, contentment, and love not just for me but for the whole world.
I cuddled with my oneitis and she was really nice to me. She knew I liked her and she teased me about it. One time I cried in front of her and she hugged me while rubbing my back and telling me it's okay.
this is the perfect female.
yes it is.
My roommate's gf invited me to come to the beach with them. First time talk to girl in months, first time see real girl in swimsuit. Fun 1hr road trip. He told me he didn't want me to say yes next time and to stop looking at her.
>tfw third wheel
I honestly can't think of anything. Not even trying to be edgy or hyperbolic. Nice things just don't really happen to me
That's called LSD user. Kek
This. I definitely can't think of anything in the past 5 years.I can't recall anyone doing anything especially nice for me out of the kindess of their heart.
I guess getting a bunch of (You)'s on Jow Forums was my highlight.
Maybe in your next life you'll be in her time
Just a few nice things off the top of my head:
>the receptionist at my doctor's office smiled and went out of her way to be really nice to me a few weeks ago
>a few people have emailed me about how they enjoyed a dumb poetry collection I put up online and it really warmed my heart
>my mom is really nice and generous and I probably don't deserve her
>I got my emotions back after three years and actually enjoyed playing video games sober these past two weeks
>I am alive and pretty healthy despite having been born three months premature and having a really low chance of survival
>Chad let me hang out with him and his football friends in high school
>a girl took pity on me in high school and dated me for a few months
>I just barely passed a race in San Andreas an hour ago despite fucking up a bunch of times and rolling the car over only to somehow flip five times and land on my wheels again and catch up to first place
>I won $200 in the lottery once
>I got one of my short stories published in college
>I quit Klonopin cold turkey okay after being addicted for a year and a half
My first salary last month.
Girl skyped with me, got on camera and sung happy birthday to me and blew out a candle because no one else, including my family, did anything that day.
Having a real girl match with me and tinder, she was nice we just cuddled in her boat. I think i was just a shoulder to cry on but I don't mind.
I did not take any drugs. It still could be some chemical euphoria though.
Don't know if it's the nicest but still brings smile to my face.
I've told this story before but gonna tell it again.
>Be me in 9th(or 8th) grade
>Depressed weird kid, family problems etc
>Have cool as fuck maths teacher, knows his job but is really laid back kinda guy
>I'm pretty good at maths so his classes are great
>One day he tells me to stay after class
>My first thought? "I'm in trouble"
>But no, he just wanted to praise me and tell me how good student I am.
>Calls my mom about this (He said he wanted to do it because no one else never does it)
He probably did all this in an attempt to cheer me up but it was cool as fuck
I don't think I have any nice things that have happened, every one even stuff that I thought was incredibly great eventually decayed into shit that only made me even more miserable
I hope I'm dead before 2019
I don't believe you. You just want to be a pessimist and throw a pity-party for yourself because you're afraid of opening up to positive emotions and making yourself vulnerable.
Sauce ?
Finding a friend who likes everything i like.
We are the exact same people and i can relate to him with everything.
We share the same taste.
But he is from a different city :/ so we cant hang out much
Its a breath of fresh air when all of your other friends watch and like different stuff.
I am not going to give you the sauce because it's right there
A girl wasnt disgusted when i approached her but smiled at me and looked me into the eyes
being born into the depressed soulless shell I am now.
Went to a girls house and made out with her for a bit
she had majestic long red hair, my heart was racing the whole time, all i want is to be back there again.
How can you be depressed when you are soulless shell?
I beat my dad at table tennis(he used to destroy me like 3 months ago) but now i practiced alot like 4 times a week i'd play 1 hour.And yeah thats the best thing thats happened to me..
My dad worked his ass off so he could buy a new car, but ever since I was little I wanted a gaming PC.
>he bought me a PC first to make me happy
>bought a new car 2 years later had to drive a shitty one
>I feel disgusted playing the PC
>don't even play games anymore
>can't sell it to give him the money back because it will be rude
>wish I didn't ask for anything
I recently got a virgin gf that is very loving and sweet.
i was in a psych ward for my birthday, none of my friends contacted me once and this girl gave me a birthday cake
A tossup between getting married of the births of my children
>yes, really; hit the wrong board, saw the thread, dropped in
idk, i probably didn't appreciate it
Going to Vienna to visit my then-girlfriend. We broke up about a year later, but nothing'll tarnish those memories.
I miss her, but..I made my decision, I can't go back on it.
After a certain point it's the same thing
Years ago when I was 17 I was waiting to go into a study class a while away from the building and a cute girl that was sitting a bit away from me with her friend came over and told me "You look really cool" with a warm smile. It was the only time I've been complimented on my looks by someone not in my family and I still smile back at the memories of it.
Story time lads
>be me, 20y/o khhv (aside from drunk nights I try to forget)
>don't like the way I look, think people think I'm a dick, generally feel shit
>book a lads holiday to celebrate getting my braces off, think the confidence boost will help me get some easy girls and make me feel better
>on holiday meet a literal 11/10 qt
>spend most of the week talking with her instead of partying
>fly home
>one week later see her for a date in our home country
>it goes amazingly well
>2 more dates in the next week, all going great
>the day before she is supposed to come and stay over in my home town/ meet my parents she says that she will be moving country soon, and we should stop seeing each other
>we keep talking every day while she is out of the country with her family
>she comes back for 5 days between visiting family and emigrating
>she spends two of those days at my place, I ask her to be my girlfriend and we kiss in front of a roaring fire
>she says she really doesn't want to move but her family wants her to
>keep talking every day
>yesterday she messages me to say she's convinced her family to let her move back home
>we've got a date planned for next tuesday
Things are looking up, lads
getting the opportunity to have (you) read my message :)
you are loved, user
Depression and emotional detachment are completely different. I've been through both.
No (you) guaranteed.
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Still waiting for it. It has to come someday, right?
No.You have to make it come to you user.
>In many ways it was like watching my childhood die in front of me.
Felt the same way when my dog died. Didn't want to relive this feel
Invested a couple of thousand in BTC like 6 years ago and sold at peak price
I see, so it's never coming.
If i can fix my ps3 that'll be a pretty happy moment
No with that mindset
Some roastie said I was good at sex
It was my first and so far only time
No, not with my finances.
I'm sorry user, it's a shitty feel
Getting out of my house today and I will be at a huge theme park with roller coasters soon! If thread is alive I will post pics
holy shit
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY
BRING ME MILKIES MAKE IT HASTY
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Negro, Imma need that sauce, please!
see origogolio
godspeed frendo
I haven't posted on Jow Forums for about 5 years, I barely even come here apart from to wank at /gif/ but this story warmed my heart. Fight for her, user. Try your best to make it happen.
So recently I've been talking to this girl on discord. She's extremely nice, great at rp. Super friendly and supportive. This is the first friend I've had in a while who's genuinely treated me like this. And I'm already crushing on her, and I think she's crushing on me too. I plan to tell her how I feel in about a week or two. I freaking love her.
I need sauce to that image OP
read the thread origigigolo
When I was like 10, I was looking at the stars and talking to my brother about infinity and he told me not to think to much about that stuff to not go crazy. He said it in a protective manner or something and it made me really happy. I think I was convinced he hated me until then.
>6 years ago, at university
>be 20yo khv, also literal autist
>therapist suggests I join a club to help me deal with social settings better
>join the hiking club since it gets me outdoors and it's not a super popular club
>the next year a few more people join
>one is a shy, kinda chubby girl
>she also has autism so when we go on hikes we walk together, usually near the back of the group
>at the end of one hike she asks if I'd like to go one with just her, without the group
>I said yes so we met up that weekend and went hiking
>she brought lunch for us both so at the top of the trail we had a picnic, and on the way back we held hands
>we ended up hiking together every weekend when the club didn't meet for about 3 months
>at that point one of my friends told me I should ask her out, so at the end of our next hike I asked if she'd have dinner with me some time
>we went to a chinese restaurant she told me about and we had a fun time when she showed me how to use chopsticks
>we hugged and she gave me a peck on the cheek when we said goodbye
ended up marrying her
I won the lotto at a time I needed a change.
That never happened, desu
I dont fucking care about the thread I want the sauce you bitch
It sounded suspiciously a lot like something out of an anime.
I was homeless sleeping in a playground on a stormy night, and this nigger came in drunk as fuck to my makeshift shelter. He had a mattress thing with him and I thought he was gonna stab me for my sleeping place, but he just gave me his mattress to sleep on and wandered off hammered into the pouring rain. What a good guy.
read the thread origigigololo
Its Runa Anemiya for anyone wondering
The messages I get from bandcamp sales notifications on a pwyw album for an indie game. Honestly I didn't expect people to actually ever pay for it, and I never put myself in high expectations due to what kind of game it was (retro-focused, but our team gave it all)
Even a year after the release I get something every now and then, and I make sure to read every message I get. Nothing manages to make me smile as quickly as this.