Show me your pet, Jow Forums

Show me your pet, Jow Forums.

Attached: image.jpg (1800x1350, 1.38M)

>pet insect
that thing doesnt give a fuck about you and will sting you in the throat if you move the wrong way

cut off it's lower abdomen

Keep that thing on a leash holy shit.

You feel a little woozy...

he died years ago.

Attached: mittens.jpg (360x480, 18K)

That's why I named him "Caz"

>that
>pet

Attached: laptop-computer-frustration-CNTXHB.jpg (866x1390, 104K)

hmmmmm possible fallout reference?

is that a tarantula hawk wasp? we have them around here and they're pretty sp00ky but as long as you leave them alone they're fine desu.

>as long as you leave them alone they're fine desu
that can be said for any insect, but you never know.

When I was like 6 or 7, I remember there was a yellow jacket in my room near the window. the window in that room was on the opposite side of my bed, so I just ignored it and went to sleep. When I woke up my arm was swollen and the dead bee was next to my arm.

like what the fuck

>OP is going to be stung by the second most painful insect in the world eventually if he hasn't already
Where the fuck do you get a tarantula hawk wasp? Brazil?

Attached: image.jpg (964x912, 489K)

Since wasps don't die when they sting your fat fucking ass probably rolled over onto it or some shit and it stung desperately to no avail.

my doggo died a year ago

They're not exactly hard to find. They're common in the Southwest United States and Central America.

I would but she's busy with the bull

My thought too it just looks made to cut off *violent scissor sound*

How does it even stay attached?

Attached: 32381124_1707208312708705_2602552187678621696_n.jpg (1334x1000, 92K)

*rests in bed of flowers*

Attached: resting hamster.jpg (640x741, 106K)

CHICKEEEEEN, GIVE ME TENDIES

Attached: 643460.jpg (1280x720, 201K)

chickens arent for eating there nice

Attached: d0a.jpg (716x1024, 59K)

Can I hug your chicken user

oh sure, lemme just get my portuguese man o' war, brb

holy fucking kek origiigig

That black cock is really big

What if you just eat thier unfertilized eggs? They lay hundreds a year

I had a pet feral pigeon but he died recently. I'm thinking of getting some homing pigeons and raising a flock at some point but I can't do that until I get my own place

Attached: white pigeon.jpg (779x452, 86K)

Did you get stung trying to catch it, OP?

Attached: image.jpg (1125x1358, 604K)

I have 40 pets, thats one of them.

Attached: cobaya.jpg (720x960, 78K)

Fungal colony on my finger. You can see the drier parts of skin.

Have it for many years already, more than a decade. Used to cover my hand and look more gruesome, but I applied products to reduce it. Never extincted it, though.

Attached: DSCF9600.jpg (2848x2136, 1.44M)

I found one in LA near a parking lot. I didn't know what it was but it looked pretty cool because of its antennas being segmented and moving in all directions. I wanted to pick it up but good thing I never did

Why would you keep that as a pet lmao.
Get a harmless millipede bug pet or a tarantula.
Tarantulas are smart enough to sorta train into being docile so they won't auto bite you. Plus their bite is nowhere near as painful as that thing.

This is my doggo he is nice

Attached: IMG_20180822_072842.jpg (4048x3036, 1.9M)

My 2 babies, they have their own room and bed

Attached: 20180506_104808-2619x3492.jpg (2619x3492, 1.15M)

I think the danger makes him an interesting pet

Pets can be interesting without being dangerous tho

Attached: 1536100479436.gif (270x188, 1.78M)

He's mentally retarded but I love him.

Attached: Sketch.jpg (640x480, 45K)

LMAO, your stupid dog had its entire face ruined because one of his parents got PUGGED.

Is this a cazadores?

i like shrimp

Attached: 2018-09-07 19.07.14.jpg (1632x918, 387K)

You'll occasionnally see them flying around the desert. They sound fucking viscious when they're flying around. I wouldn't get anywhere near one of those things. They're fucking mean.

her name is Bella and she is a slut

Attached: IMG_2434.jpg (3024x3024, 1.14M)

Pic related is my husky.

Attached: triggered.png (1920x1080, 1.68M)

Literally 0 percent pug

Attached: 1535167593684.gif (301x312, 831K)

Ight here are my two budgies the blue one (Wi-Fi) cant fly and the green one (Fox) is a fatty who bullies him. Pretty sad that wifi almost died Abt 2-3 months ago. Wish them luck anons

Attached: IMG_20180512_113246.jpg (4160x3120, 1.46M)

I pet him everyday

Attached: my cock.jpg (300x339, 32K)

Looks like a good cat. Rest in piece.

I've had this little guy since 2014. He used to have a companion but he passed away about a year ago.

Attached: ....jpg (4608x3072, 1.29M)

This is Maggie and she never sits still for pictures

Attached: 2BA90E8D-F6E0-47D2-926A-76459161356A.jpg (1488x1780, 612K)

Wi-fi is really pretty Fox must be jealous.
Good luck birdies

Hes a good looking fella and he does have the retard look too lol

I fucking hate hamsters with an intemse passion but this hamster seems like a sweet little fella with those flowers so he is spared from my irrational wrath

He looks like a chill buddy rip user my condolensces

>they have their own room and bed
Damn, even I don't have that at 23
>tfw a dirty animal lives better than you

Attached: pp,550x550.jpg (550x469, 42K)

you are asking for a bad time with that hunk of shit as your pet

Attached: bigd.jpg (834x790, 155K)

holy fuck based
kill it before it dies so you can say you killed a cazador