I don't see the oldfag thread

I don't see the oldfag thread.
30+ robots, report in. Lets share wisdom and reasons to live.

For me, its Bannerlord.

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34. Wisdom? Get your shit together NOW young user's and KEEP it together. You do not want to be this age scrambling to put your life back together. Reasons to live? For me? Well I just made such a list, a realistic list, and i'm hoping if i stare at it long enough it will click and make me want to live again and thus endure the bullshit of "survival" again. Otherwise gonna hold on through Halloween I think and then an hero. So I also have the "things to do before you die" list....which takes effort as well....goddamnit.

Also I was just thinking how much I miss the mid to late 90's but even more so the early 2000's. I don't know if it was because of youth, or I was just a somewhat better person or the world was better, I don't know, but my god do I miss this time.

Going to a brothel this weekend. Makes life worth living.

>turn 30
>no change in lifestyle whatsoever
>all joints start hurting
>start getting fat
>lose the energy to do hobbies

Life is forcing a midlife crisis on me, when I didn't think I'd have one.

i turn 26 this month

what do i have to look forward to in the next five years?

The degradation of your body, the numbing of your soul, and the acceptance of your fate.

If you're on the last day of your 29th year on this planet and the clock is about to strike midnight....and you hate 95% or more your life and life in general....just an hero user. It gets worse. And once you hit 30 each subsequent year gets unimaginably worse.

Late 30s here, nice pic, OP

I'd say start investing your cash and living on half your salary.

It's way easier to work when you're younger and you will not want to when you're reaching 40s. So build up your NEETbux and retire early.

>Bannerlord
Many anons have died awaiting it's release.

Just hit 30 this year. I don't even know what to look forward to. I want to see Made in Abyss finished (at least the manga), I guess.
To go on vacation to Japan is high on my list, not because I think it will be heaven but I just wanna go there sometime.
Failing that I just want a small house somewhere secluded where I can waste my days on weed and 2D porn. I hope VR will get a real breakthrough.

>lose the energy to do hobbies
This one is the worst. I feel so hollow most of the time.

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I want to do the gamer's pilgrimage to Japan as well, but its very expensive for me. A week in Japan is like 6 average monthly wages where I live. One day...

Where are you from user? I live in western yurp so japan is pretty much the other side of the world for me. I might just work on the side while in Japan if I like it there to prolong my stay. I'm getting sick of my country of residence anyway. The lack of geographical diversity and somber weather is slowly killing me.

I'm from the Balkans, the bad part of town when it comes to Europe. Money is short, and we get double-triple checked before entry.
I am sure I'll go to Japan though, maybe 2 years from now, maybe 12, but I'll go and check out all these nerd tourist traps. I am so bitter and cynical these days, I am almost disappointed in advance, like I expect it to be less than I imagine. BUT I WILL GO, I swear. This one thing I'll do.

Is 25 old? Getting an escort tonight. Any tips?

Make sure you know what you're allowed to do and what extra costs will be there waiting for you if you decide you want something more than basic before you start, other than that, go for it. It never worked for me because I need an emotional attachment.

You are a paying customer, get whats yours, don't be afraid to ask for things.

Will do my my niggas

50yrs old here, married 30yrs 3 kids, 3grandkids that's my reason for living. My advice is for you all to get out and experience life, there's a whole lot going on out there

Work and save up money to fuck escorts.
All those late teens and early 20 faggots saying "oh no it doesn't count" or "it's wrong to fuck hoes bro"
are fucking stupid or normies who don't belong here.
What you were expecting something memey like "yup, that first *sip* of the day"
Fuck you

35 here boys whats the fuck up I plan on getting drunk tonight and playing starbound I also hate the OP who makes gay vocaroo threads

could you die of brain cancer with any more grace and dignity than Gord did?
absolutely based RIP