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>the Chad Tipping Point
>the virgin Tenable

They missed out on 42 grand by one answer on tenable stupid old bastards

>tipping point

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was it all the urgh URGH's

if you like gameshows and or kebabs you're a brainlet

Lad I just cycled past a guy fishing and it looked like he'd got his line stuck in a tree. Is that normal or was I right to have a wee giggle as I went past?

it can happen desu, not uncommon

you was right to giggle. yeah happens quite often
you should have shouted TREE ON, bet he'd have loved that

>3 kids staying in my house tonight
Fuck sake. Noisy wee bastards. Was hoping for a comfy Friday. Might get drunk.

Nice one, wasn't sure if it was some kind of fishing technique

Would u lads fuck Maya from PJ Masks?

>'av ye cort anyfin yet?
used to do my nut while trying to fish

>favourite tumblr trap is 'on hiatus'
gay

Brit/k/ is up let's see how it goes lads.

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no one cares lool

Why not enjoy the peace and quiet in this dangerous world? Hide away, live in peace, await the collapse, enjoy a sausage roll.

NEET is the way.

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Can you give me any CV tips? The only work I've had so far was work experience databasing.

Well fuck
I was just in a shop with my you get brother and we were just pissing around and he found a spray paint or something can that was open a d he sprayed it in the air. He said spray it on the side of the cardboard box they were being held in an I did it for some reason. Then one of the guys working in the shop said something to him and said he was going to check the security to see if we opened it. We waited but the guy never came back but I'm guessing he just saw we didn't do anything too bad.
We didn't actually open it, it didn't stain the side of the box from what I saw and I'm not sure what it was, I'm not sure it was spray paint.
I'm actually really scared that this footage will be put online or something or will be used against me or something. I'm 18. Am I just being paranoid? Thanks guys

isnt it weird all the stuff humans have put in space? maybe that stuff will still be out there long after we are gone. imagine an alien finding that. would be a pretty neat discovery.

that would be a mad as ashit finishing technique tbqh lad

RIP your entire life user hope it was worth it

Well when I thought about it maybe using the tree to get a really big fuck off fish, but then it's only a small canal, so maybe overthinking things a bit as usual. Wish I could go fishing but no idea how to do it.

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Fall feel seems like it would work better to me.

What a mess of a thread lid.

fishing can be comfy sometimes but ive been told you have to go to the right places, one of my friends was fishing in an estuary once and a trawler went by and caught his line and dragged it away, only just managed to save his rod kek

Worst case scenario you'll be banned from the store

Would love to see Tommy Pickles rimming his dog Spike.

other way around would be better lod

why would you rim a dog

Would love to see Ronnie Pickering rimming that scooter nonce

If someone were to discover a log of your britfeel posts, which one would you be most embarrassed about?

Phwoar. Tommy Pickles little todger being sucked by Jay Jay the Jet Plane. Wahey.

i've written some pretty gay shit before.

the times when i used to engage with trips and trannies when i first got here, not in a gay way, just in a giving them attention way

All the ones where I called Poleaboo a sexy chocolate dreamgirl

Depressed as usual. Simp le as

Slash playing at Doncaster next year lads, northern meet up?

Asking a bunch of jobless neets for help on a cv isn't a good idea lad

probably any of the ones where i express my weird gay fantasies

Fuck off you avatar twat

wish i had a big dick to wave around, id gladly get arrested for flashing if i had something worth flashing

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday I'm a glove

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wtf burt reynolds died?

Are you joking??? Come on bro

my neighbour (arsehole) has built an extention to his kitchen on his own and as far as i know didnt apply for planning permission, what are the rules on this? i know if its less than a certain size you dont need permission but im hoping i can grass him in for it

WAHEY CUNTS tbqh

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yeehaw howdy cowpoke

4 years in the friendzone, she'll be my gf any day now..

nope they're boobs

is that what they are called? i never was any good at biology

58th for Orpington is still a shit hole

I heard women have cocks in their arses that hide but come out when the threat of anal rape is real and challenge the challenging penises to a duel of penisdom.

You were 61st

nah it comes out the pussy because a pussy is just an inverted dick and when they feel threatened they can pop it out to fight you

>61 st
sounds like saku

Enjoyable post

How far does it reach out from the original kitchen area how far up does it go, past the roof etc?

I know completely Devastated. Im off to my office to get the revolver

WE TEKKIN' OVA DA FEEL STREET
FUK YER YA SUVVAN PONCES
WOTCHOO GONNA DO ABOUT?

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Yeah it looks well comfy, but wouldn't even know where to start or what to do if I managed to catch a fish. Love eating fish, but don't fancy bludgeoning it then yanking all the organs and bones out of it

might be around 8ft x 8ft, its as tall as the original kitchen, the house is like a bulgalow with a dormer

lovely work lad, proud of you

You're a credit to britfeels lid

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>I can't help it if you look like an incel
>Can't help it if I wanna kick you in the dick, so
>Come you little spastic, I've been raging since I met you
>Can't help it if you are a nonce
>Mmm I can't help myself

'avin me a lager and lime lads

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have lager blackcurrant instead, or guinness and lime, or guiness with some gin in it

Pubes is dead.
The police found him in the water off Clydebank, about ten minutes from Golden Jubilee hospital.
We think it's suicide but could have been a murder.
I don't know what to feel.

>lager and lime
Nice cocktail lass

>Pubes is dead.
based

>ten minutes from Golden Jubilee hospital
by foor ot by car?

near Dumbarton road.

Pubes you're so bad at larping just kill yourself for real

Pretty nice weather up in clydebank today.

Rhyl senpai get in here

clydebankpost.co.uk/news/national/16696558.murder-inquiry-launched-after-man-shot-dead-outside-his-home/

No alcohol talk its making me want to a alxohol

It's under 3m so within the limit. What's he done to you?

woah it's not even close to the same as pubes """"death""""

just doing a poop LOL

>alxohol
is that the non-binary term

just doin a rape anyone want in

constant DIY and banging/drilling for 12 hours a day for years, before he even moved in hed go there to "renovate" the house and spend 8am-8pm there, i was working night shift at the time and ended up getting sacked for not pulling my weight at work because i was so tired, ontop of accusing us of apparently making noise and of me (a shut in with no friends) of having house parties until 4am when my parents were away, hes just an all around arsehole, he once spent 7 hours mowing his lawn, just one lawn at the back, started at 9 in the morning and finished just before 4 in the afternoon

Fuckin lent out around 400 quid recently and I'm the one on bennies wish these fucking wagies would handle their finances better

Better than pissing it away on drink and drugs lod

is it true chewing gum gives you jaw gains?

having some desperados and a few cheeky marijuana cigarettes before bf is back from the pub
and watching futurama
and thinking of how my flesh shall be devoured and my mind left naked to the lidless eye

why are you lending people money you melt.

Yeah Im up for it lad. Who we raping?

He sounds like a larper

someone go to the shop get me some strongbow cheers