/r9gay/ - #439

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stop with the mermaid posting

Old enough to drink alone and appreciate being alone but not lonely.

no

it's too comfy

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I want to touch my thing but I can't do it without permission.

Even if I'm not allowed to finish, it would be nice to at least touch it a little.

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21 years old. I shouldn't be worried about getting old at 21, and yet.

What're you going to do if the user who you were talking to is simply not here?

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another year without a texas bf

Old enough that when someone tries to deny gay death it makes me want to introduce them to physical death

>What're you going to do if the user who you were talking to is simply not here?

I'm going to be good and wait patiently and hope that he comes back soon.

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At some point you had to have agreed with what was going on that lead up to this point. At some point you could have said no that you don't agree that you think is wrong. You didn't which is your problem in this scenario. You should learn to accept the decisions you've made for yourself and learn from them.
Well, here's the catch. If said user catches him like this, I doubt said user will be pleased about this behaviour.

This is the only good alcohol.

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>How old are you user?

I'm 27 and I have reason to believe that I will die before my next birthday.

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My niggga, same here! These malignant tumors aren't getting any smaller.

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> claiming a subjective statement is objective.
Depending on when your next birthday is, if that is what you truly believe, you should start planning for your death. These things are important and often reduce stress on those who will outlive you.

Belgian whites are pretty good. They're tasty and easy to drink.

>have been posting in these threads for a really long time now
>still no bf
I thought that after a certain number of posts a bf is automatically issued

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>Always Raining here

I like you, user! Good tastes!

Of course I agreed. Technically I could do it if I really wanted to there's nothing stopping me, but I'm not doing it because I like giving up control. I'm very happy to go along with it.

That said if I don't at least post user might think that I left and I'm not here or that I gave up or whatever. And I wasn't even asking for anything! Just whining a little about wanting to touch.

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Do you talk to lots of people from here? How old are you? Where are you from? What kind of guys do you like?

no 25 m-my house nice ones

user you have to put more effort in, it doesn't just happen on its own. Your future bf isn't just going to come knocking on your door and force you into a relationship. Even right now I'm trying to show interest and you're responding with single word non-answers. What am I supposed to do with that? It takes two to bf, user.

Thanks! It's been a wh ile so I can't really remember much of it... or where it was at when I stopped reading it, come to think of it.
Maybe when I'm in the mood to emotionally destroy myself I'll go through it all.

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>Your future bf isn't just going to come knocking on your door and force you into a relationship
Well why the heck not? I'd probably be receptive to it if he's nice.

I hate the fact I haven't been skinny my whole life anons. And now I've wasted the best part of my skinny boy years ;-;

Don't worry about it, I'm skinny and I wasted them too.

>been skinny most of my life
>gained 30 lbs over the past four years
>no idea how to begin losing this much weight
REEEEE why can't we all just look the way we want

Just eat less haha

eat less and healthier, do cardio
how hard can it be you faglords

unmotivational image to motivate you

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>posting a comic done by two piece of shit fujos

Don't do this user, please.

I know it's not that hard. Got my bmi down from ~23.5 to ~21.5 in just a month. I just hate how long it took me to start doing it. Aiming for at around 19 I think. I don't want to be a skeleton but I'm just gross and skinnyfat at the minute.

>tfw no skinnyfat fb in process of losing weight to poke his tummy and tease

>tfw no dyslexic bf to tease about mixing up letters

>No swiss bf to eat chocolate with

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thats not what I said or asked, you did not approach to answer my question

>being a SJW
when establishment america dies (soon), you're gonna have basically no power and as a friendly piece of advice you'd probably better learn to stop bossing people around now rather than later

i haven't been in these threads for a while, is everything still awful?

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>you (brainlet degen who does not respect gays): cute boys kissing
>me (maximum gay respecter, has never seen an anime): son and father peeing on each other in the shower but no one cares because they're both huge rapist lookin dudes

How am I an SJW? Just because I don't like yaoi comics written by women who just want attention and are using gay people to get it?

>used to be very picky with men
>now I can imagine hugging and cuddling with almost anyone
I don't know if I'm getting gayer or lonelier.

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please don't be too critical of the Global Insect Hellmesh they are doing the best they can
also if you piss them off they'll stay here forever

you're an SJW because you see people liking a thing and you're like, nope better eat some bugs
btw what's your ethnic background, this shit interests me

>who just want attention and are using gay people to get it?
You realize most of the audience is women too?

>I don't know if I'm getting gayer or lonelier.

Probably a little bit of both desu.
I think it's a good thing user, you'll find someone soon!

and why does this fag care about "using" gay people anyway? his reaction to guys liking this comic is not "yes, finally" it's "reeeeee fuck no no no"

what is his angle

Please don't teast me about my tummy user I'm trying my best

Still shitty but not quite as bad as starting it. You don't think it's ridiculous that straight women get a free pass to write about gay guys, because of a fetish no less, but if a straight white male were to write about black people or trans people or lesbians he'd be ostracized?

I'm sick of you faggots.
Faggots get the fucking bullet

Just got liked and msged "You're pretty cute" by a trap on tinder.

Got mixed feelings im 100% straight, what should i do?

im 6ft / jap/fil

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every thread, without fail

you have been muted for 1488 seconds

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First of all kill yourself, second of all if you don't do that get the fuck out of here and take your shit to

>Not looking for anything serious

Move on

>I'm trans and I don't do anal

Then what are you gonna do with him?

a hole is a hole oregano

*whips out nagamaki*
bastard... think that shitty chinese tokarev 's gonna stop me cutting ya down!?

Oh wow dude, I'm so scared! I'm surely going to go to LGBT now!

Just fuck off from this thread will you? Stop embarassing yourself.

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>some people are allowed to drink beer while nearly everyone else has to drink piss
>therefore, everyone should be made to drink piss so that we can all be equal

that's how a commie thinks. are you a commie

I'm not a straight guy who doesn't know if he should talk to someone on tinder or not, why would I leave? Nice Plebbit spacing by the way.

Gib more pics he looks cute!

hopefully the "I don't do anal" doesn't mean that he chopped off his dick

unorthodox take follows:
>high-functioning normies still believe in gay conversion
>therefore when they see any piece of gay media that isn't immediately and totally repulsive, it makes them really nervous
>this is why they push bara and shun yaoi

>if i point out hypocrisy im a communist
What kind of logic is that? I wouldn't give a shit if they weren't bitching about other people doing the exact same thing they were.

shut up nigger #3

How do you know how plebbitors space their text? I've never been there so I wouldn't know. I think you are the one that should go back.

even looking at pictures of fictional 2d boys in love makes me want to cry a bit

they're never going to stop bitching, because they have brain problems that preclude them ever doing that
the most you are going to achieve is
>they incorporate your moral indignation into their own enormous blood-weeping vozhd of grievances
>they run off the chicks who make good comics
>they still use fags as jackoff fodder
>but now they're all hairy middle-aged dudes
>so it's the same shit but with all the hideous dissonance of a cute boys comic where the protagonists are actually faceless hentai man ogres
>except now YOU'RE obligated to get off to it
>you still can't write about any other protected groups
>but now you can't even write about your OWN group unless it's inside their context

however hard it is to expropriate wealth and have it function afterward, expropriating privilege is a hundred times harder (and also impossible)

This always happens and frankly it's starting to get annoying. Some stupid cunt HAS to say some stupid shit, angering a lot of anons, so everyone starts to shitpost/fight in the comments and none is left to have a comfy conversation with.

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*this user liked this comment* unironically

So I'm not allowed to point out the hypocrisy or complain about it because you think that only straight women write comics about cute boys and that if they stop, 40 and 50 year old men will replace those comics with comics about ugly hairy bara guys instead?

with the minor quibble that it's mostly she-twinks and late-20s indie-dev-phenotype nerds who draw bara, yes, that is sort of what is happening

HAHAH I KNOW WHO THAT FAGGOT IS THAT'S BROOKE

The post was removed, what faggot are you talking about

I just don't like the hypocrisy user, and I'm sorry but I can't just get over it. I just want cute gay boys to write comics about cute gay boys. Have you ever seen the first couple of comics that those fujos wrote that I'm talking about? It's about an emo twink trying to slut it up on craigslist and propositioning sex from a shy twink in a bookstore bathroom. That's how they think cute gay boys actually are.

The tinder picture, I used to follow that idiot on tumblr.

Fujoshi's aren't wrong.
That's how most gay boys act.

Send link oregano ravioli

They deleted their blog but they used to be called Kalashnikool

I'm 20 and life is pretty lonely when you live in the middle of nowhere.

Is anyone playing wow this expansion? What class are you playing if you are?

that's actually more realistic than I thought

also, if hypocrisy is the only way good shit gets made, fuck it, let's have hypocrisy
I've had enough. crusading only gets everyone's shit burnt down.

>ywn write a comic about cute gay boys with a fellow cute gay boy
>ywn sit in awkward silence avoiding eye contact when it gets to a lewd scene
>ywn get too into it and start to subconsiously blend your own mannerisms with that of the main characters
>ywn ask each other out on a date through the comic
okay I need to stop

stripmallmom.tumblr.com

found their new blog.

>Kalashnikool

That's a cool name

Rank them, or are they equal (on rotation)?
Pasta with:
-Butter and parmesan cheese (parmesan cheese assumed with the other options from here on out?)
-Tomato sauce (ala vodka included in this category or separate?)
-Pesto
-All three at once

>Butter and parmesan

user, you're italian aren't you?

Tomato sauce if dinner
Pesto > Butter and parmesan if lunch
I've never had a la vodka

>also, if hypocrisy is the only way good shit gets made,
what makes you think that?

Let's do it user! I'll be the writer, you be the artist!

>How old are you user?
I'm 45.
My boyfriend is 20. Pic related is him.
We met when I was 43 and he was 18.
No, I'm not trolling.
How? Pure dumb luck. I was unlucky in love my whole life, but just when I was ready to give up and accept being forever alone, I found him.
Our first date was Dollywood, then window shopping at Bud's Gun Shop, then a Japanese restaurant for dinner. Our second date was going to see My Neighbor Totoro on the big screen when it played in Asheville, then cuddling and watching Girls Last Tour.
Now we've been together over a year. He's my cute redneck femboy, and I love him like crazy.
Not every story here is sad, anons.

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I wasnt offering my ranking, just listing them for others to rank

because the only to not get shook down is to be a member of the group that does the shakedowns

only way, that is

OP questions aren't an invitation to brag about your life, fuck off

>bragging
>BRAGGING
STOP FUCKING BRAGGING FOR FUCKS SAKE.

I hope your bf kills himself and that you die of a heart attack soon, or if you happen to be healthy and not prone to heart disease, you get hit by a fucking bus. Fuck off you fucking cunt.

I don't know, this seems pretty sad. Dating an 18 year old when you're more than a couple years older is kind of predatory. He's VERY young. I'm mid 20s and I would feel dirty dating a teenager. You're more than twice his age dude. It's creepy.

Right! Uh, just give me a while to learn to draw.

Do you feel good about yourself now? After you have shaved down our throats that you have a boyfriend? People like you make me sick. Honestly, just get out of this thread and never come back.

How does this prove the statement: hypocrisy is the only way good shit gets made?

Where is the assurance coming from that all good shit was made via hypocrisy? And of course its a complex convoluted question, because though you are speaking about a particular group, if there were any outliers, or if the majority of makers of good shit were not part of so called group of specific hypocrisy, then it could likely be said 'yeah they are hypocrites in some other way of life, like once they told someone not to be so frugal with money, and then at the deli they wouldnt give me 50 cents when I was short of it for an ice cream', which would change the meaning and category of the use of the term hypocrite in the original context of the discussion

this isn't tumblr
you aren't going to establish the norm that screwing someone is wrong but driving them to suicide for bad steven universe smut is right, and even if you do, everyone's just going to move and reestablish Jow Forums somewhere else

the actual group of people who benefit from your norms is vanishingly small and already massively oversaturated

also, the number of people who are actually capable of even complying with your norms is equally minute, so when you force them on people, all you do is create a shitpit where
>sociopaths get to have private harems while publicly decrying anyone who sleeps with anyone ten days younger than them as a rapist
>everybody else gets to be a pissed off, guilty incel

you really went on the defensive there user
if i didn't have a shread of self-respect still left i'd throw in an oof or a yikes, you deserve it

you don't get to low-key attempt to push someone over the Rapist Wall and then go all lulz-jokey that they're "defensive"
when you punch someone, and they put up their arms to stop you punching them, that is not a justification for hitting them even harder

noone said anything about rapist or rape