only just gotten up edition
/britfeel/
Jace Howard
Christopher Stewart
first for sailing away
Juan Nguyen
>Business ventures would love to hear about them
Small-scale house building mate. I've built plenty of houses in my time (amongst everything else) so it's bread and butter.
>How long have you lived in your little flat?
Moved here early this year mate.
>surely you are tempted to move somewhere?
Not really. My room's very quiet, the rent's cheap as fuck and my locations very central with superb motorway links for my work. My location's so convenient it's ridiculous.
My rooms very quiet, warm (when required), large and comfortable. That's all I need.
>So why not have a good lifestyle instead of living in a horrible room?
What do you call a 'good lifestyle' mate? I'm not one to spunk my hard earned on unnecessary stuff - that's why you'll always be poor and my net worth increases by the day
>He won't post pictures of it, and he posts pictures of everything else.
I post pictures of my work.
>Probably full of empty beer cans and fast food packets etc.
Room's a bit of a tip admittedly. Yes there's the odd 'empty' here and there, as is a few piss bottles.... that said my room'd be no different if I was king of England mate.
>You can make 300 a day, but if you only work 40 days of the year you're still making less than someone who works in McDonalds or a supermarket.
I'm forced to turn down work mate. Refer to pic related - I built this superb, beautiful structure (still to rise by eight storeys) by myself. Took twelve grand of the contractors budget for 8 weeks of very simple work.
Benjamin Adams
evening all lods
feel really tired tonight but drinking anyway
Juan Young
First 4 sexy Tommy pickles in a thong
Sebastian Sanders
my fucking foot argh
Gavin Jackson
What work van do you drive? A long wheelbase transit with BNP stickers on it?
Cooper Foster
7th for tildes tits
Hudson Morales
thought you was moving to a van lad
Charles Martinez
>What do you call a 'good lifestyle' mate?
I live in a nice house with my girlfriend, instead of spending my life alone urinating in a bottle in a horrible flat filled with other losers.
>This is why you'll always be poor
I'm not poor. You are.
Jose Peterson
Hnnnnnnnnng Tommy pickles sucking on a lollipop after a hard day's escaping the play pen
Gabriel Nguyen
Just sat and watched 2 hours of home videos my dad took in the mid 90s, lads. Absolutely PEAK comfy.
>everyone is sitting around in big baggy sports sweaters and blue jeans
>sister does a tour of her room at one point
>Blur posters up everywhere
>someone videoing me sitting on my dads knee trying to open chocolate bars
>it's all old 90s packaging
>in the background on our tiny tv in the livingroom you can hear them announcing Batman as the best movie of 1995
i wish i could go back
Parker Hill
Can you post more tiddies in lingerie DO NOT have a fetish or anything haha
Jacob Bell
i foresee tommy pickles lad getting banned again
Joseph Gomez
>I'm forced to turn down work mate.
That doesn't match up with your previous posts where you mentioned possible homelessness because you couldn't find work.
Joshua Rogers
>Write a big post about my dream
>Thread is old and stale
>Leave post in reply box in old thread
>Make new thread
>Can't post in old thread because my big post is stored there
>New tab on catalogs and link thread
>Go to copy and paste post
>Click cut instead of copy
I will never make a new thread again
Levi Young
We need more interracial breeding it is the only way forward
Gavin Green
>Mac Miller died at age 26
Isaac Gutierrez
>click cut instead of copy
so? you can still paste it dipshit
Aaron Garcia
Stop replying to this annoying pube or britnormie character
Blake Carter
To lower the average iq? why?
Isaiah Sullivan
surprisingly I don't have much of that but here you go
Nathan Collins
I HAD TO COPY THE THREAD LINK YOU CUNT
Easton Ramirez
Oh hi tommy
Hi finster
BRAAAAAAP
Thanks Finster
You're welcome tommy
Xavier Gonzalez
Existence is mad init lads
Lucas Ross
Barely know who that is but time to check out /mu/
Henry Turner
>not coyping it to notepad
you's a dumbass bitch
Nicholas Price
More prefer J-Pop, but I do know some K-Pop songs
youtube.com
youtube.com
Not anymore but I'm well-familiar with the feeling when the bogs dump it, used to be into it. Ended up with net loss, naturally
Absolutely mind-boggling, lad
Andrew King
what is the best pie
Jayden Hernandez
fucking mental if i'm honest lad. glad i'm in it though.
William Rodriguez
Loving your BIG BALLS Tommy
Wahey u beast
Logan Mitchell
Thread claimed for Jesus
Liam Garcia
Cherry pie.
Mason Moore
I got my post back but now it's saying it's acixx text
i'm fucking fluming
Benjamin Hughes
How do I use Jow Forums with tor?
Gavin Thompson
Fuck working full time. Couple of lads wanna flat share so can pay fuck all rent and be a semi neet on part time hours?
John Cruz
Tommy pickles big muscles round your arse keeping you warm
Jason Baker
You dont nigger
Carter Hernandez
I drive an inconspicuous car mate.
No - silly idea on reflection.
>I live in a nice house with my girlfriend
I couldn't imagine sniffing a titted human counterparts slurry in the morning, being constricted in what I do, and being forced to spend my every penny on her useless tat. I'm a bachelor out of choice.
>instead of spending my life alone urinating in a bottle in a horrible flat filled with other losers.
Would you like to discuss this in person with me mate?
Oliver Wood
Paste into here, click button, then copy that and paste into post box and post
Eli Hall
>that skin cancer arm
Matthew Hernandez
Breed with east Asians, raise the IQ
Easton Gutierrez
Caught a Ralts today
Justin Wright
Expand breast image library
Chase Rogers
Official Pie Power Rankings
1. Steak and ale
2. Shepards
3. Banoffee
4. Key lime
5. Apple
Brayden Cook
well Xi, you aren't wrong there.
Dylan Myers
Christ if that's your arm I'd hate to see your face
Xavier Turner
tell us more about the racist scottish gf
Austin Lopez
what you got planned for this weekend lads? lots of kissing hot guys?
Carter Harris
>I'm a bachelor out of choice.
fattyfatfat.JPG
Brayden Powell
Phwoar moni lass catch a Tommy next time
Noah Garcia
Playing spider man lads
Carter Thompson
You've got a weird, sour grapes idea of what a relationship is mate. Not surprising since you've never had one despite being 32. What a loser.
>Would you like to discuss this in person with me?
I doubt I'll run into you. I don't drink in weatherspoons or shop at farmfoods in grim northern towns. My life isn't shit so we'll never meet, thankfully.
John Ward
>Don't mind me
>Just Xi posting in the year of our lord current + 2
Jonathan Torres
Comfy dream about being in an arcade, then getting into some boxing tourment the arcade is hosting.
I fight my old friends in the boxing ring, but the last guy is some random chad deano.
Before the fight i go round the arcades looking for a place to puke, but everywhere is full so i puke into some fat girls face and then i join the final match and knock him of in the first round.
After that i played bingo with some norf fc family and their hot 7/10 daugther helps me play it because i never have and i end up winning _1200. i give her 1/3 Her parents go out and i have to take her back to her hourse, it's a caravan i think they might have been (poortherner or gypos) anyways her granparents are there and they hear me fucking her and in the morning i wake up to her saying she's preggo i feel werid so we go and eat breakfast with the family and my really old mate is there, who's also bf of one of the girls.
The rest of the dream is me being a family man till i find out the mother of my child is some special mutt elf and evil elfs come and take my son away, fighing catching then i wake up
lol you just click undo til you get it
Chase Russell
quite simply, she doesn't like nonwhites and says they make her feel uncomfortable
Carter Foster
Found the pakis
We're playing Dragon Quest
Julian Jones
Thats why you wear a condom
Jeremiah Wood
Based and, I have no hesitation in adding, redpilled
Jason Sullivan
Well done, I always thought Ralts was super cute. And the fact that in later gens it could evolve into different forms depending on its gender was something that I found cute
Colton Perry
She sounds like a hoot. Where did you find her?
Luke Anderson
any of you lads seen this yet? thoughts on arsenal?
Noah Cox
Had enough of meming Tommy Pickles now. Simple as.
Cameron Thompson
>No rent or mortgage
>Still work 12-14 hours a day
Wyatt Miller
saw elon smoked weed
Nicholas Kelly
Unironically OkCupid
Camden Miller
1.Pork pie
2.Cherry pie
3.Chicken and mushroom pie
4.Apple and rhubarb pie with custard
5.American pie
Jeremiah Gray
One puff and he didnt even inhale
Cameron Miller
I fucked your mums. ALL OF EM
Lucas Ward
i fucked my mum before you did do you can fuck right off
Michael Russell
Good luck to you both. Scottish girls are based. Now leave this place and never return.
Luke Cox
You can't see if he inhaled because the camera moved. He looked stoned.
Michael Mitchell
you are a gallade pretending to be a gardevoir
Jaxson Lewis
>tfw no Beaconsfield services gf
Angel Collins
>saw elon smoked weed
but you don't have this
Cameron Cooper
Do they purposely seek out retards, pakis and queers to be on Gogglebox?
Andrew Morgan
>he didnt even inhale
must be a tory politician then
Christian Bennett
That's working outdoors for you mate.
>Christ if that's your arm I'd hate to see your face
What's wrong with my arm?
>I doubt I'll run into you.
That's not how it works you beta pussy bitch and I guarantee you wouldn't say that shit to my face.
Juan Thompson
>Not watching big brother instead
lad.
Ryder Thomas
>What's wrong with my arm?
it's attached to a cunt
Benjamin Cooper
Just one hot guy is enough for me thanks:(
Wyatt Myers
>This is /britfeel/
>Don't catch you trip posting
>Don't catch you trip posting
>Look you been trip posting
>This is /britfeel/
>Don't catch you trip posting
>Don't catch you trip posting
>Look you been trip posting
>This is /britfeel/
>Don't catch you trip posting
>Look at my brit posting
>Look at my tit posting
>This is /britfeel/
>Weebs in my area
>I've got my waifu man
>She really a waifu(man)
>Lads, lads I'm going to shitpost this
>Lads, lads this a cancer thread
>Lads, lads I'm going go get my pics
>Lads, lads I'm going baitpost shit
>This is /britfeel/
Leo Hughes
Could you get me a cheap(or free) FLT licence lad
Caleb Howard
been on it yourself?
Adrian Martin
honestly I think i need to leave this place because it fills me with paranoid thoughts
Evan Long
mental that when you sleep your eyes are moving around
Grayson Hill
Can you imagine this slender man looking beta coming towards you in an 18 wheeler
Isaac Jackson
is BritNormie about tonight lads? PROPER FAT CUNT BISTO GARGLING BASTARD T B H
Josiah Thompson
Got stoned when watching this live oddly, it didn't make it any less of a car crash.
Just woke up and i have that wake no need to bake feel
Andrew Baker
He's too busy sipping local brew on the coast of lake constance
Chase Baker
>Can you imagine this slender man looking beta coming towards you in an 18 wheeler
Oh yes
Angel Walker
cut the crap is a wank album mate
Jonathan Bennett
Absolute madman. Do you not hate grinding away 42+hrs a week? My job is easy af and I simply hate the fact I have to turn up. I just wanna chill at home and go out on comfy bike rides.
James Powell
Nice one mate I've got a shiny one but I dunno what to evolve it into cos they are bother cool evos.
Nicholas Lee
This tweet is actually featured on the bbc news: "When I was about 4 months pregnant I asked a man if I could have his seat on the train and I felt really sick as I was pregnant. He said "well, you want equality, you can stand" I threw up on him. And his newspaper. And his laptop bag. The look of shock on his face was gratifying"
Fucking hell lads, just end it all
Charles Stewart
>You beta pussy bitch
You are the beta pussy bitch. You have to pay for sex. That's the most beta thing imaginable. Do you have any idea how pathetic it is to go to a woman and act like "My genes are worthless, I have no value as a man, the only way I can have sex is to pay for it"?
And don't give me that
>You pay for it either way!
That's just how sad inadequates like you cope with it. Every girlfriend I've ever had has bought me far more stuff than I have bought her. You're just worthless mate.
Anthony Allen
why is that lid ?
Christian Perry
For me it's childbirth poster
Connor Nguyen
Moni. Would you be up for letting me bum you in the arse?
Jacob Bell
>he doesnt steal boogies from people when they dont expect it