Accidentally called female coworker "mom"

>accidentally called female coworker "mom"

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Not really sure how to come back from that OP. Either get a new job or just buy a rope already I guess.

Ask her to be your mommy gf

>not owning it
>not shooting for a mommy gf
i'm disappointed in you

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>not """accidentally""" calling her mommy

I called a friend "mom" instead of "molly" once
she said it happens a lot to her

its insane that people see this as a big deal. idk. I just always look at the big picture. its just that we're all on a flying rock... destination nowhere... and shit like this isnt a joke to you? calling your coworker mom? dont wanna sound like a pretentious stoner but its insane to me

how tf do you end up doing that??

Get a new job user, you can never comeback from this.

my mom is the only other female I talk to

Just say you said m'am and she misheard
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mam is quick. and moom has a longer o sound at least. where im from. where you from man. here in the northeast. you could never confuse the two. well people here don't say ma'm to begin with.

what was her reaction when you called her mom?
did she hear it loud and clear?

she blushed and looked embarrassed. I was speaking to her directly so she most definitely heard it

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dont feel bad. it doesnt really matter to anyone but you.

>she blushed and looked embarrassed.
This is your chance!

>both of her hands are on him
>both of his hands are against the bookshelf
Who the fuck is jerking him off?

>tfw no three armed mommy gf

both of her hands aren't on him, you just think you see both of her hands but one of her "hands" is just his back/neck.

His dad obviously

If she's in a higher position than you, keep doing it, but sarcastically. This'll make your fuck up look less like a mistake and more like an attempt at banter. Eventually she'll either ask you to stop directly, or she'll start liking it herself - and you go from there.

nicee idea user
but most probably she's not

I called a teacher mom once when I was in like 5th grade

I guess the coworker is much older than you?

>cumming on the books

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>accidentally called DI "dad"

My ass was not prepared for the hazing.

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>accidentally called boss "mum"
>mum is actually my boss

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