THAT KID THREAD??
>that kid that masturbated in class and ate his cum so the teacher don't find out
THAT KID THREAD??
Landon Rodriguez
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Kayden Cruz
>that kid who dressed and acted like neo from the matrix
>that kid who got caught with a gun on the bus to school and turns out to have been threatening to shoot up the place online
they were the same kid and nobody was surprised
Tyler Roberts
>that kid who proposed a girl to let him lick her all over and got mad and called her "immature" when she refused
>that kid who would routinely masturbate during class but the teacher was too shy to say anything (she noticed. I can tell she noticed.)
>that filipino kid who almost killed another kid by pushing him down the stairs for calling him a "monkey-human hybrid"
>that kid who would eat paper in class when he felt stressed out
Man, my middle school was a wild place.
Henry Myers
>that kid who always changed in the toilet stall in the changing rooms
>one day before he got back the other kids locked it from the outside by using a pencil to twist the lock
>poor guy had an autistic meltdown until someone took pity and undid it
>same kid had his clothes once thrown in the urinal near the toilet stall
He transferred out of school. Poor kid was one of those super gentle high functioning autistic kids. Didn't really understand the world.
Samuel Edwards
The weak are tormented so normies don't have to act out pity, and it let's them fool themselves into thinking they are a higher type than the autist
Tyler Gonzalez
>that trench coat kid
>that kid who keyed a teachers car
>that kid who started a food fight and no one ratted on him because it was the first any of us had been in
>that kid who rode a plastic bin down the stairs and broke his jaw
>that serial shitter who was leaving turds in sinks and water fountains
>that kid who stole someone's wallet and set it on fire
Henry Anderson
>that kid who only wore suits
Tyler Thomas
That autistic kid who danced like Michael Jackson and thought he was cool even though people only liked to make fun of him
Kevin Anderson
>when he felt stressed out
no i was fucking hungry
Jaxon Thompson
>that one kid who climbed into the ceiling before school and watched the girls changing before gym
>that one kid who got caught with a molotov cocktail and a lighter the day of an assembly
>that one girl who was a furry and was bi and literally nobody got within 5 feet of
>that one chad that almost bit off someone's arm
>that one absolute unit who ripped the soap dispenser off the wall and threw it at a teacher
My school is weird as hell
Blake Brown
>that kid who raped his sister
>that kid who injured the teacher
>that highschool senior who fucked an 8th grader
>that girl who dated a 29 year old and got pregnant and dropped out
>that teacher who turned out to be a pedophile
>that kid who got drunk in school and vomited all over the floor
>that autistic kid who beat the shit out of his tormenter
>that kid who bragged about /b/ being the greatest place on the internet
>that kid who got caught with loli hentai on the school computer
Hudson King
>that kid whom ran out of the locker room screaming "why do you hate me"
>that kid whom flipped the pancakes in home ec 30 seconds after pouring the batter
>that kid whom threw his laptop at another kid
>that kid whom claimed he had 2 kids at the age of 15
>that kid whom made his school presentation on how aliens built the pyramids
>that kid whom was never seen again after he made his school presentation on how aliens built the pyramids
i miss him
he still has a google plus, should i post it?
Isaiah Hernandez
>That kid that wore a trench coat to school every single day and kept all bis papers in a brief case
>also the same kid that wrote an entire essay about how he was going to bomb the school and his classmates for not excepting him
Charles Wilson
>for not excepting him
I should kill you where you stand, parasite.
Alexander Ramirez
>that kid who works out 25% of the time and spends 75% of the time breathing intensely and slapping his thighs audibly while sitting on the bench
Joseph Evans
>he still has a google plus, should i post it?
Yeah, I wanna see how cringey he is
Camden Gomez
>that kid who kicked part of a classroom door in
>that kid who always smelled like he showered in shit
Carter Cruz
>that kid that stripped naked during an overnight shift in a doughnut shop to enlighten wageslaves to their hell or something like that
Xavier Hernandez
I wanna see too, user.
Brandon Miller
>that kid who made custom yugioh cards of his furry OC
>that kid who started wearing pony merchandise as soon as MLPFIM came out and eventually wore a tail to school
>the fedora kid
Christopher Harris
that kid who set the band room on fire costing the entire district $1 million+
William Bennett
>that kid who pooped in his lunch box to save bathroom passes
>that kid who ate his girlfriend's ass during the convo
>that kid who swallowed a pencil and had to go to the ER
Jacob Stewart
>The chill friendly blackbro chad who ended up blowing his brains out
Miss u t jones. You were too swole for this earth
Joshua Wood
>That kid who threw a lit joint in a trashcan on 4/20 and the whole damn thing caught fire
>That kid who got called a communist by a teacher just because he had been born in Russia
>That kid who got absolutely slammed by the school bus while riding his skateboard, but was 100% uninjured
>That girl who wrote "Life is shit" on a bathroom wall with her own shit
>That kid who passed out during graduation (to be far, there were about a dozen every year)
>That kid who ate an enormous edible in the morning and was zombified at school all day
>That kid who moved in with a teacher and wanted a baby even though she was 16
>That teacher who was highly skilled with computers and tracked down a pedo who had been trying to groom his young daughter
>That kid who simply couldn't cope with reality as a whole and ended up dissociating for most of junior and senior years
Daniel Mitchell
Ask and you shall receive,
plus.google.com
The good shits deep in there
He should be about 17-18 now
Anthony Gutierrez
>open link
>see banner
>close link
you said it gets good deeper down, but i already saw everything i needed to
Lincoln James
>that sixth grader who fucking hung himself
Nolan Moore
The lad doesn't stand a chance
Gavin Diaz
>that kid who shoved a pencil in his dickhole during class
>that kid who once mistook hentai for the ppt presentation, and had unironically bought an anime tit mousepad
>that kid who stole the teacher's lunch for calling him out on eating glue
Levi Baker
>that sixth grader who tried to hang himself in the middle of class by wrapping his jacket sleeve around his neck and pulling it back
the teacher didn't even feign shock
Julian Young
>that kid who stole the teacher's lunch for calling him out on eating glue
history teacher tried to take away a sped kid's pen for clicking it repeatedly and got stabbed in the hand.
some tards ought to be granted sovereignty.
Camden Reed
was supposed to include hyperlink to
Blake Cook
>that girl whose family got kidnapped and smuggled to Kazakhstan and the UN had to free them
Jaxon Myers
>that kid that tries to correct the teacher/professor
Ryder Torres
*the weak are tormented so they leave society or kill themselves because their genetic waste and don't offer anything to the species survival
Alexander Thomas
>that one kid who heard "walk" by pantera and became a self righteous asshole overnight
>that one barely autistic kid who felt the need to curse ever other word
>the one kid who was black
Mason Young
>that one kid who wore the shirt of every fucking band ever but never listened to a single song by any of them
Wyatt Roberts
How the fuck do you almost bite someones arm off?
Christian Walker
>that one kid who slapped a roastie because she stepped on his beyblade
>that same kid who make a slam poem about how he sits in a corner and voices tell him to kill his bullies everyday
>that one kid who would crumple up his work and throw it then storm out of the class while crying because he was to stupid to do it
>that same kid wore a red lumberjack sweater everyday
>that same kid got caught watching hentai during gym class
>that one racist teacher who called a syrian refugee kid a terrorist and asked if a native american kid if he was at a powwow because he skipped class
>that one teacher who tried flirting with a student over email
>that one kid who sucker punched an old lady and knocked her out
>that one kid who got expelled because he had an airsoft gun painted like a real gun
Isaac Baker
>that one girl who blew her fucking brains out in the bathroom
Charles Rodriguez
>that kid who was bullied all of elementary
>he threatened that the next time someone did something to him he would transfer school
>his supposed only friend pulled his chair out underneath him
>he marched to the front of class during lesson and told the kids he was going to move school and never see them again because of bullying
>that kid marched out and waited in the office until his parents came to pick him and never see that school ever again
>it was me
Jayden Perez
>that kid who drops out at the end of freshman year, re-enrolls at the beginning of senior year and comes back transitioned, and then drops out after half a day again
Jack Robinson
What kind of autistic logic is that?
Julian Hernandez
Elaborate on the "injured teacher" and "autist who beat his bully" parts.
Hunter Torres
>that skinny girl who actually pretty nice and harmless but everybody in class still avoided her because she looked weird
>that obese latino girl who brought the stench of urine everywhere she went
>that special ed kid who the tard guard let roam around the cafeteria and touch whoever he wanted
>the kpop girl
>the depressed kid who sat at the empty lunch table and cried
>the girl who found out what self harm is and tried to cut herself with a mechanical pencil in class then bragged about it
>the asian girl who never talked the entire schoolyear
>the kid who told everyone he had a girlfriend but said we cant meet her because she lived in alaska
>the kid who constantly had crust around the corners of his mouth
>the kid with the minecraft creeper hoodie who screamed outdated memes in the halls
Isaiah Perry
>>that kid who dressed and acted like neo from the matrix
That was me, loved that movie way too much back in the early 00's.
Nathan Hill
Did he wear white gloves to prom too?
Lincoln Thompson
>>That kid who simply couldn't cope with reality as a whole and ended up dissociating for most of junior and senior years
Explain this in more detail please.
Brody Fisher
>That Year 6 kid that tried to rape a year 1 girl (guess what I mean by tried)
> That kid that bullied everyone and then at the last day of school got tied up to a pole and bashed by every kid in the school
> that kid that stole an excavator (it was fucking huge) and started digging up our oval
> that kid in my English class arm wrestling my teacher to only push himself so hard he diarrhoea shits everywhere
> That kid who chased a black kid through out the entire school whilst shouting "GET BACK HERE NIGGER" and whipping his belt wildly
> That kid who held an entire wedding at primary school with about half the school to attend only to be dakked infront of everyone
> that girl in year 6 that tried to rape a year 2 (she was an easy 1/10 disgusting animal so its not a very hot fantasy)
I was the one chasing that nigger around and dakked my m8 at his wedding. Australia has some pretty chill schools.
Gabriel James
Did he at least take the money out first?