I'm looking for a pathetic neet loser (yes like you...

I'm looking for a pathetic neet loser (yes like you, the one reading this) to give to me whatever i desire in exchange for calling you a spineless shell of a man that's only good for my use. Oh and if you're lucky you'll get my attention every once and awhile

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mentally ill (gold-digging) tranny

wrong you're looking for your tiny dick to be sucked off by a mammoth but those are extinct

>Tfw just pathetic enough to want this
>tfw still enough self control

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how'd you know user
I wana a elephant to stick his entire nose up my bussy

your self control will be nonexistent once i'm done with you

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you might have got me a hour ago but i came before and have plenty of self control now!
better luck next time user

You want what?

>wrong place

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Hrmmm, I dunno man....I'm not totally sold

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>give to me whatever i desire
like what user?

how about you paypal me $400 or i'm going to dismember you with a machete in 30 minutes

All I'd give you is a gag and a dick until you learned to stop being so bratty

okay what's your paypal hehe

Your loss, sorry user.

your wallet uwu

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I elect myself as his champion, I'll fight you dishonorably with a worse machete

I'm too afraid of getting doxxed to go through with such a thing but I fantasize about it. A "friendship" with someone who lets me know, at all hours of the day, my place at the bottom in society. Someone who wants to buy things on a whim, and simply tells me to pay for it, and I do it, and thank them. If we played an MMO, my character would be designed solely to support theirs, and would also serve as a pack mule for them. While they could talk to everyone and have fun with their friends, I would not be allowed to interact with anyone but them, and would have to hide in another area while they had their fun.

I know it's wrong but the thought of it makes me feel complete you know? I'm just designed to be abused I guess.

Well I wouldn't doxx you user, there's no point to. You're just a worthless loser meant to be used for others entertainment

I enjoy completing people, we should talk more user

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I don't get it, you want money from people who don't have money on the first place?

are you even a girl? why has no one asked this?

> want this
> have no money, the only thing useful for getting this

When you're an ultra-masochist, you stop caring. The need to be used is greater than sexual preferences.

(like papanomaly) = Yeees!

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Fuck off summerfag go eat a bag of dicks

You best start believing in cringe compilations, you're in one

you should be in one for making that disgusting response to me, fuck off newfag
this
i'll drain whatever you have.
honestly i should've left the word neet out of my original post its not very fitting

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> I'll drain whatever you have
I literally have 0 dollars user, that's the problem.

god that's pathetic, good luck i guess

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