>studying CS >don't talk to anyone unless strictly necessary >get good grades without effort >spend breaks in a hidden part of the campus just reading in my kindle and listening to music >doesn't help that I arrive to classes in a nice new-ish car (2016 Focus) rather than bicycle or public transport (almost nobody in my country under 25 owns a car, specially not a nice one) >most of my class are gaymer kids, got the looks when I said aloud to a teacher I don't really have an interest about videogames
I must rape Hifumi until she dies for the sake of the Race
Adrian Price
I feel like like my classmates are disgusted by me more so, though I'm not particularly ugly or fat or bad smelling or anything. I'm a CS major who also loves Hifumi btw
Wyatt Howard
I wish I weren't getting a shitty meme degree but at least this shit is just about over
Gavin Turner
>be in group chat for class >haven't said anything in it >someone asked for notes from lecture that weren't put up online >I remember I actually got them down >send it and someone actually told me thanks Took three weeks but I finally made interaction with my classmates r9k. Soon enough I'll be a full-fledged chad.
>tfw new uni >tfw determined to finally get a gf >tfw on the 1st day every male in the class was a genetically superior 6foot+ muscular chiseled chin chad. literally every single one >tfw you want to die i fucking hate this shit. No girl will want me when there are genetically more fit men around me. I just want to die already
Going into the third week on Monday for my computer science degree. Already got a thin Asian girls number from one class and going to seduce a second thicker one that is far cuter on Monday
Anthony Cook
How do you do it user? I am so desperate for any sort of female attention
Jason Foster
All girls in my class (3!) are red-haired gaymur girls. There was a cute brown Dominican girl last semester I kinda liked but I heard she quit. RIP.
Adam Hall
1. Always sit next to one otherwise you just can't even get a chance to talk to them.
2. Always ask if they bought the book yet and break the ice
3. Try to get a chance to "study" by getting their number which is what I'll do with the cute Asian,. The thin one sits in front of me and tried to take a photo of the syllabus since the professor passed a single copy of it. When she didn't have enough room on her phone for the photo I said I'll text her it and she gave me her phone and I put my number in it
Robert Cooper
I'm over in the states/Burgerland, but I had a room mate in CS last semester and the guy was always studying a ton to pass class and was having a ton of problems. Like he got all A's, but god damn he was studying and working a ton, work ethic I don't know if I could ever replicate with my lazy, unmotivated ass. Anyways, based on that I figured CS has some sort of difficulty to it, and so I figure I'd ask you and the rest of Jow Forums about it, as I figure it is probably a popular degree choice on here.
Wyatt Nelson
Rip lad there's this white girl that's kind of ugly in one class so I know what you mean
Gavin Reed
>piss easy memeonomics class >professor is going over 3 different ways to find a ppf despite it being a mixed graduate and senior level class >room is eerily silent while he keeps writing shit on board >half the class isn't paying any attention because it's such basic pointless shit >have to sit and listen to professor ramble about extremely simple graph interspersed with almost complete silence for 2 hours >by the end of it feel like I'm having trouble breathing and have an intense urge to scream Why does this always happen, I constantly get the urge to scream, it's most prevalent when I'm in stressful/boring situations but sometimes when I'm in a nonboring class and I realize how many people are around me it happens as well and I have to literally bite my tongue to stop myself from just full on screaming, I've literally made myself bleed before, why does this always happen, is it autism? Why can't I just act normally?
Not in uni anymore but have destinct memory of the time professor was doing role call and when it came to my name someone screamed out whos user??. Keep in mind this was second semester with same group of people in a small 25 person group.
Ryder Richardson
>cs >for this units assignment you have to make a fantasy webpage and webapp with a functioning server for a faux corporation >as it is fuckhuge you will make it in groups of 5 >user you are alone >yeah i am gonna do it alone >you cant you little shit >JUST YOU WAIT >ok but if you dont get it i will fail your grade >proceed to assfuck the rest of the groups alone
He was probably waving at the person behind you retard
Kayden Lee
I checked and there wasn't anyone behind me faggot
Cameron Jones
I toured this one college, and crossed it off my list cause every single guy in the tour group was taller than me. Not even by a bit, but by at least 4". I'm 5'10, but I felt like a 5'4 turbomanlet.
Daniel Powell
Then he was just simply mistaken it happens all the time with normalfags (I once had a black guy walk up to me call me "brother" shake my hand and ask me how english was going while I was waiting in line at the uni's coffee shop and then suddenly realize he had the wrong generic white guy and awkwardly stumble over himself say bless you as he just walked out of line instead of admitting his fault)
Fuck this. There really is no hope is there? how does one cope with being genetically inferior and never finding love
Landon Barnes
>6TH year physics student >might take me an additional 2 years to get my bs >haven't told parents who still are hoping I graduate this spring. >financial aid will run out this year >no friends/girlfriends during my entire college life >If I didn't have a puppy to raise, I might have killed myself already.
I once did something similar to a jesus looking guy at college who looked almost exactly like my jesus looking friend
Juan Ortiz
Colleges literally choose the best looking people they can find for tour jobs, at my uni getting hired for one is absolutely ridiculous you have to have a 3.6+ gpa and then be tall and good looking, if you're short then even if you meet the requirements you're almost immediately dismissed from the interview there is not a single guy under 6'0" that does tours at my uni, it's not even a secret they genuinely do it because in the US more women attend college than men these days and they want to give them a good impression
Oliver Ortiz
Why has it taken you so long? Are you doing poorly in the classes?
Anthony King
It was a rich college too, and there's definitely strong correlation between success and height. Not so much anymore, cause of how programmers are getting rich.
Jose Martin
But that's what I'm saying: it was all the kids on the tour that were giants. The tour guy was some faggot who was 6' max.
Mason Jenkins
>studying pharmacy >18, started march this year >majority female classes >fuckmylife.jpg >end up making a group of female friends in calculus class because they're all braindead and needed help >they're average and fuckable, some are cuter >they all clearly show interest in me and some even openly said that I am "hot" What the fuck Jow Forums? I'm a khv who got zero attention from girls in middle and high school, never thought I was attractive at all
Eli Thomas
Literally me but I actually told my parents and they forced me into a meme degree I don't want instead of continuing in science, on the plus side I still have my dog and I'm actually graduating next year with my meme degree and a minor in japanese which if I don't get into the meme ALT position I applied for I have a chance at a really good position through a family friend
>Studying CS >Don't talk to anyone, even once, unless necessary for school >Get good grades without effort >Spend breaks in the park in front of the school reading >Most of the kids are autistic gamer faggots who like retard languages like PHP and MySQL (anything except C or C++ basically) >No friends, no gf >Don't care because I'll be rich
>Graduate among the top of my class >Multiple 6 figure job offers >Take one >Get another one that's better, accept it then autistically cancel the previous one I accepted over email
>Finally making it >Tons of money, bonuses >Optimistic about life >Start lifting >Try tinder to get a gf
>2 years later >No gf >No friends >Just as unhappy as I was back in school >All this money hasn't affected my happiness at all, it's just more stress to worry about
The ride never ends
Robert Foster
at least you're not an asian guy
originalisimo
Leo Rivera
Started classes on Thursday. Going for a Computer Info Systems degree with a focus in Cybersecurity. I haven't talked to anyone yet other than my roommate. Not too bad so far.
Justin Harris
>implying theyre not buttering you up so you do their homework
Nolan Robinson
Damn dude, I would feel bad if I were you.
Wyatt Baker
They only had troubles with calc, though. This semester we're taking lots of low-level chemistry and biology, so everyone is doing fine.
Jose Walker
I do, but completely unrelated to the numbers
Jaxson White
I know I was just adding to it user, also it's pretty unlikely that you'll find a uni that doesn't have tour giants it's just the way of the world, I recommend giving up any hope of women in the modern world and/or going to an all men's university, you need to accept that there will always be people better than you and that in the modern tinder age you are replaceable with a swipe, steel your heart and give up on frivolous pursuits get a good degree and graduate to a good job or even better your own business, money can buy modern pleasures which are in the end more than what any woman can offer since all they do is take and only give in sex which can be replicated with something as cheap as a onahole, become the modern man user not the hole obsessed caveman of the past
>>Most of the kids are autistic gamer faggots who like retard languages like PHP and MySQL (anything except C or C++ basically) this is weird for me, in my CS program you're pretty much forced to like/use C++ as one of the first core classes.
Cameron Davis
Yeah but they only learn it because they have to, but then they talk about how they like "weakly typed variables" and "automatic memory management" and I lose my fucking shit
Logan Reed
"lol user why dont you just use java it has garbage collection"
>this is weird for me, in my CS program you're pretty much forced to like/use C++ as one of the first core classes. I took CS for two year before failing math and not being able to continue it was literally just C then C++
Jaxson Thompson
How the fuck do I make my uni life more fulfilling?
Anthony Cook
By not going to classes. Works for me.
Adam James
english major here
i take all online classes and just play video games and do work like an hour before it's due
Jayden Young
I have way too much free time as it is and would be bored to death if I skipped any class.
James Wright
>studying CS >user to be a robot, but spent most of my teens reading about psycholog, philosophy and social engineering >good at making people like me >average grades and knowledge but know how to present myself >always active on lectures, all professors notice me >get a shitload of privileges with professors >get sent to programming competitions >people think I'm smart and want lessons from me - easy cash >smoke weed a lot, most people know about it and don't care >depressed as all hell, most people know about it and don't care
Based I've done a lot of this sort of thing during my meme degree
Noah Long
>havent had friends or social media in years >want to be friends with people >remember that i dont have an interest in social stuff and that listening to normalfriends talk about drama and whatnot is tiresome
do you really think it is worth it to get involved socially? it's a chore, honestly
Jason Lopez
>at club fair >giga qt at a booth like 20 feet away stares at me >leave and think nothing of it >Go back near same booth >She stares at me again for like the 3rd time >Literally dragged to the boothafter being forced by friends who also noticed the staring, and they push me into her -I stutter and listen to the pitch. She laughs at my autismo and gives her pitch. End up signing up for the club even though I have 0 interest because I felt bad
How does one become a normie? I just want to enjoy dumb pointless stuff.
Aiden Smith
>tfw no assigned hw for advanced corporate finance, were just supposed to do problems from the book at our own discretion Im going to get left behind because I wont do any and instead play monster hunter and watch anime
What club?
Josiah Torres
can someone without a learning disability really be considered a robot? so you have money, brains, and so many outside interests that videogames hold no appeal to you, and you're here why? no wonder you're despised by your classmates you fucking normie
Justin Moore
Sorry, but if you keep giving your notes away so willingly you'll be used for just that. These fucks skipped lectures while you actually attended. Make them pay for it.
'Look guys user actually gave me his notes pahahaha here have a look. So worth missing that lecture for more sleep,that party the night before was crazy'
Noah Perez
Buy a motorcycle. You'll either fall in love with riding and maybe find a gf (girls like guys with bikes) or just wrap yourself around a pole and suffering will end.
