/britfeel/

I hate this feel, especially when your family puts photos of you on facebook

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How did you get them pal?
You are beautiful in every single way
don't let them bring you down

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Most likely of my nitty nora niece

I'M WORKING ON FUCKING SUNDAY REEEEEEEE

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I'm working 12 hours dayshift today and 12 hours night shift on sunday night.

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Isn't that illegal? you must have at a day off before 12 hour shift changes and a weeks notice

I do. I finish at 7.30pm tonight and I'm not back until 7.30pm the following night, so ~24 hours.

>gee a whole day off to sort my sleep pattern for work

THANKS! Mr.Shekelberg

Lots of apu posters here, I like you frens.

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I write my own rota. I'd rather get my hours over and done with in a few days and have more days off consecutively.

Love ya big cheese xxx

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6:30am, too early to tidy my room? Thinking of getting it done before heading to bed

Decided to tidy my room
>only one bin bag left
fuck think it might a two bag job lads

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empty bag into bin then reuse bag

lad.. you're a genius. Why didn't that even cross my mind

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whats the street sign of the OP image say? something arse game?

youtube.com/watch?v=pk2NvfwpaqY

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Why Astolfo the trap 2d thing in some shitty netflix anime? i thought he was from some "classic" neet anime thing.
neethack mate, don't tell me you don't use your sink as a urinal?

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this is zoomer not boomer

Just ate a big bowl of big stew, corr am as bloated as a syrian beach boy

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had to wake up five times during the night to wee, reeeeee

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>got diarrhea
>out of toilet paper

I'm almost out of tissues now lads help.

kitchen paper?
newspaper?

old sock mate

tfw used veet on my face and it didnt work and now my face is red and blotchy and i have to go to work

Out of that too.

Will the sock wash ok?

the time has come lad, or you can just jetwash it in the shower

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if you disinfected after yes

Hey I never though about using the shower, problem is I'm in and out every few minutes at the moment.

Would just putting it in the washing basket do? My mum does the washing.

doesn't it explicitly say on the bottle do not use on your face?

>putting a shitty sock in the washing basket
are you a fucking retard lad?

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Well where else is it meant to go when its waiting for wash day?

>Would just putting it in the washing basket do?
No, just shout mummy to get some loo roll

Is someone born in '98 a boomer or a zoomer?

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She will be going shopping in a few hours, but I don't expect her to arrive home until about 2pm.

Will newspaper or printer paper flush ok? I think our toilet is a Chinese model as the waste neck is very narrow.

Jesus, Titlad. You like some ugly lasses.
I don't fully comprehend the boomer/zoomer meme.

being a boomer is a way of life lod.

don't mix me up with someone else lod

She'd make me go boom boom that's for sure.

I'll mix you up with who I like. Simple as.

i'll mix your intestines up with my dong you cunt

>You like some ugly lasses.
U GAY
Zoomer

Will people know I've got the shits if I go to the shops just to buy toilet roll? Can they smell it?

Why do you care? It doesn't matter what strangers think.

BritNormie = R9K moderator

SAD FAT BASTARD

Because I've got the runny bums and am very conscious about how people see me, its a small town and news travels fast here.

You should of heard the gossip when the old guy up the road got seen masturbating to porn in his living room.

if you dont think Hold by Spandau Ballet is the greatest song ever written then you can get the fuck out of my face

youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

Zoomers are 1996-2012

>Hold
Ahahahahahahaha!!!! look at this loser with the wrong spelling!

Absolutely breaks my heart that some women will screech like shrill harpies to demand the legal protection to murder their own children

your taste is that of a mega fag

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>wanting more sexcrement running around

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Yeah right, next you'll tell me Abba is gay I bet, jog on mate

>when u pull an all nighter for no reason and you're just sat fighting sleep for no reason
>just really don't want to go to sleep
what's wrong with me, lads

It's the more humane alternative lad, if I got a lass pregnant it'd grow up with a father that was NEET living on autism benefits in his mums house. No child should have to grow up with that

>If someone bothers me I think its okay to kill them

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Have considered not having sex then if your not capable of being a father

Tim was going absolutely ballistic on twitter last night. His washing machine broke and won't spin/dry his clothes

>I only have sex to reproduce

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kill all unborn babies, earth is full WE'RE FULL
#earthxit

Oh goodness I dress like that in hot weather.

If you wank you're basically killing your own kids

>I'm unable to deal with the consequences of having sex

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Killing everyone on bennies would be the more humane option, but if we started doing that it would probably lead to WW3

>timmy complaining about having to use an indoor airer and that his clothes will take two days to dry
wonder just how cold his flat is

explain how lod?

Not if you recycle your own semen.

Good thing we have abortions so I can promptly deal with those consequences

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yes but it also says not to use it on ur balls and anus but i use it there

i like it when timmy points at things

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>only women want abortions
nani lad? a lot of the time the woman wants to keep the kid but the father doesn't, the father doesn't get a single say in the debate of if the kid lives or dies

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If your solution is to murder those that you consider an inconvenience to yourself then you really can't deal with consequences

Can't be that cold if he's always wondering around sweating.

Never said only women want abortions. I did say that of the women that do want abortions it especially break my heart to see women actively reject their own femininity

Good thing it isn't murder then isn't it lad? You're basically just removing a tumorous lump

do you think Tim types out his signature at the end of every tweet or he has a macro

Don't feed ze troll lads

How's it going this morning?

should i smoke my weed if its got loads of my hoodie pocket fluff in it? i feel like i inhaling fibres is one of those things that could kill you

good, had some snugs and kisses with my partner, about to have some crumpets now

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>Killing something with 100% human DNA while it grows from a single human cell to more than a single human cell isn't murder

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>that realisation that it's in fact you who's the "awkward to be alone with guy"
Feelsbadman

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>Tfw had to get up and go to work so no snugs this am
Sounds comfy lad, not had crumpets in ages. What's your choice of spread on them?

>something with 100% human DNA while it grows from a single human cell to more than a single human cell
Guess you're against removing cancerous lumps from a person too as well then? A fetus isn't a person

Cancer lumps aren't people.
Fetuses are people.
But most importantly you are a misguided person

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>mfw this bitch empty

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Eh I doubt there is any reasoning with you lod you seem set in your ways. I'll just say there is literally nothing good that can come from not allowing abortions and plenty of negatives. Not just for the parents, but the upbringing of the kid. The child a lot of the time is going to grow up unwanted and unloved, probably end up like those suicidal lads that grew up being beaten by their parents. Sounds like an existence worse than just being aborted tbqh

>caring more about the health and prosperity of a lump of cells than that of a fully grown woman

The sad thing is that britnormie doesn't care about your beef with him at all. He's out living his life while you are banging at your keyboard in impotent rage in your grotty rented room full of urine.

Abortion is a symptom of casual sex culture. Casual sex culture cannot be solely blamed on either man or woman. Casual sex culture represents a lack of personal responsibility in general.

>Abortion is a symptom of casual sex culture. Casual sex culture cannot be solely blamed on either man or woman. Casual sex culture represents a lack of personal responsibillity in general.

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