Hi hi its fortune time with osaka as your host

Hi hi its fortune time with osaka as your host
Jow Forums edition

Hi anous how you been today i hope its been ok anyway done with posting generic bullshit for now let's make fortunes!!

The rules
>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

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hi I'd like a fortune please

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Yay first anou for a moment I thought it was going to be empty I guess i just need more patience.
>your fortune says find the equivalent ideal to combat the opposition that spreads vile and mistrust in your own mind

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ok

Hm, very robust but makes sense. Thanks 4 the fortune.

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Here's your fortune
>your fortune says absurdity only makes sense in today's society when its not pointed out but accepted as the main standard and will be easier to fully appreciate what you couldn't even pinpoint when you first encounter it

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deep

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I guess i should had gone with perfect but what's done is done now

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One fortune please

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*stops reading*

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nice screenshot retard

Deep as a kiddie pool anou
Thank god I don't have to like it anyway ok
>your fortune says fabricating the device that will ultimately destroy what you hoped to accomplish is an example of you always trying to be right expecting the best out of a puzzling world that only favours those with clear minded intetions and preparations for the worse

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Am being bullied help

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Idk I like this fortune, it makes enough sense to me. The vile opossition in my mind is my self-centerness and ego and the equivilant ideal is to be kind to others.

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*puts you in locker*
give me ur lunch money dweeb

We are always in constant battle with our own egos the best method to achieve said ideal is working your way up to it and knowing what goes agasint the terms you had laid on but you also have to be ready for the mistakes you will surely make sorry if I dribble too much

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H-here senpai take it, take it all

ok now you know what to do next

Yeah I understand, thanks for the help friend.

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sata andagi

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I didn't notice untill now that your id has hug in it and your welcome

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Only if you promise to bash my head in afterwards
>your dream fortune says that blotches of oil will fill your house up and leave you with an eviction note forcing you into the streets as the rich pig gets richer off your misfortune by leasing it off to blind mice

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I may be about to be raped, but Al least I wasn't the faggot that was one off of quads

I didn't notice either, that's nice.

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Why link me this?
>your fortune says things that are left unexplained yet manages to garner a reaction had served there purpose and should move on to other venues to spread influence
*hugs back* very

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ahhhh no I won't do that, nice to see you though

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Hehe nice to see you too

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No one wants a fortune anymore?

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I would if I could get another, sorry fren

Jow Forums is small and slow board especially around these hours

I will trade this mcrib for a fortune

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Give fortune.

Its fine just checking to see if it was still alive
I see well at least I got some people
Im not hungry just bored atm
>your fortune says all wrongs must be repayed one way or another to make the balance equal
Ok
>your fortune says the utopia you see fit will be the curse of the others who will be subjected to its creation and quite possibly become a cornerstone for its foundation but between the two different experiences each had dealt with the main goal remains the same to achieve prosperity in there own way be it moral or not

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that is extremely relevant to my current family situation
Are you god or something?

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No just accurate in most cases i don't think I have any powers at all since it will get in my head

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I don't want a fortune but I do want a hug

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Are you sure *hugs you tight*

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yes I don't care about the future. Sometimes I wish I was like an iguana. Always living in the moment, No sense of object permanence

I don't care about what happens to me either but my mind does end up making me think about existential stuff that scares me in the end but I been managing it anyway why specifically an iguana?

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because I used to have a pet iguana. I had an existential crisis when I was in middle school and tried killing myself. But now I am fine

I been content with myself like I said but I still wake up like oh looks like I'm still alive and i think about the final day of my life waking up knowing how will be go for me but I can manage. Oh cool I like reptiles they can be cute at times

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Jesus Christ. How does it know?

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Can I have a realistic fortune?

I have some pending things and I need to know what path to take

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reptiles make your room smell terrible

I accidentally said "fortnite time" instead of "fortune time".
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Why am I it?
Oh sure can i ask what going on right now?
>your fortune says good advice despite being said in a fictional story can be as good depending on how you apply it on yourself in a realist way but also know that its ok to have some means of escape just for a little bit to cool off for a restless mind will become delirious and add more stress that you wouldn't have with a calm one.
Oh I have some geckos and they barely smell at all

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gekos are pretty dope

Howdy I'd like a fortune please and thanks

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Can I have my fortune please?

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Well I keep putting off important steps I need to take in order to move forward with life, letting it go to the next week and so on indefinitely
It's hard to get motivation and everything I start I never end up finishing even though I have good ideas and plans
I'm not sad or depressed either, but I can't follow through on plans

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I was referring to whatever mystical fortune thing you're looking into. But if you wanna be an it, than that's okay.

Why you read the entire thread?
>your fortune says what you preach will be the standard everyone expects from you even if its ironic
They are
Howdy howdy
>your fortune says don't feel like your not special at all for every mistake there is an achievement that you done your own way and take all the praise you can get at the moment and reconcile on them in an appropriate manner to not be know for that one specific event but for many more you can do
Fine tomo just don't scare chiyo with it
>your fortune says stupidity takes all shapes and forms being behind every wise person and taking the spotlight for how distracting and annoying it is and also for how it fails to acknowledge how dumb it seems to the rest
I see I tend to have no motivation either but it could help if you see it as a necessity that has to be done by you to function well also reaching the end result can help its how I get by everyday so maybe just motivate yourself to getting there and have faith in what you can do
Oh I don't use tarrots or anything like that at all

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Thank ya kindly!

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I think part of it is my sleeping schedule. I've been staying in bed all day

Very cute ogre
Oh I see what will you do to fix that?

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I don;t know

I don't have a schedule

I guess make one if you feel like it anou anyway I'm going to sleep now night have a great day

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fuck you

sata andagi