If you can beat me. You can fuck me

I could thrash a new blue belt

>TFW all my friends at my old gym have been promoted to purple belts
>I'm at a gym that has many black belts and they expect more from purple belts
>Haven't taken time off except for illness
>I go tit for tat with the purple belts at my gym
>4 stripe blue belt for life

One day senpai will notice me.

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She wouldn't though. She would just get all happy she can finally use what she learned, then the next thing she knows she's blind

I wanted to disagree but the first three women I thought of are fucking the instructors/competitors.

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even in my untrained days i had enough agility and explosive power to outmatch them. what man doesn't know how to fight? you could mimic moves from fighting games and still win

he's the only one that can beat her

>deal
*10 seconds later
>*fucks her corpse*

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this is the most npc meme i have seen on Jow Forums as of date
you literally only see this on normalbook

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Oh dude, there's a couple BJJ memes that make me want to puke.

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So she's willingly going to sit there and let you shove fingers in her eye sockets? Kek, I wish you dyels would actually go spar in a real gym and learn how utterly useless you actually are

bjj is a subhuman sport i swear. it looks stupid and is stupid

that shit is like 10 years old

This one isn't that bad, but I think some of the IG comments were filled with salt

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Go spar in any gym and you will get fucked, dyel

>white women

Yeah cuz nig bitches know shot besides scratching and weave pulling

t. went to a black highschool

hugging is not sparring bubba

blue belt is an easy fuck then

actually the dumbest post in this thread lmfao

BJJ is the subhuman version of Judo

Don't fucking tell me you start on your knees

Male muscle and female muscle are different. 20lbs of male muscle is stronger than 20lbs of female muscle. Biology is pretty sexist

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/8477683/

You fought tall 150+ lb women with black belts before?

Is there a martial art where you learn to fuck people up but you dont have to learn how to roll around on the floor doing all gay shit with another dude?

Im thinking of doing Karate or Tae Kwon Do

>fucking her after
lol

Karate or TKD will not be fucking anyone up.

t. 11 years into tkd, love the sport but it isn't useful in real life. At least not as much as other martial arts

I know it is, and I even made a post referencing that earlier on another thread, but I’m just presuming that the average man can’t beat a black belt female martial artist that’s 5’8”-5’9”. Maybe I’m wrong though

i fucked a fat chick once

easy threesome tbqh

BJJ as a grappling sport requires comparable strength, there's a reason the girls train separate to the huge guys.

A big guy with no training could toy with a female black belt and seriously hurt her. Even a small male black belt would get destroyed by a big strong guy.

Martial arts can be dangerous in a sense that they lead smaller/weaker people into delusions of their chances in a street fight, when a more rational person would just run.

What should I do then? BJJ seems to have way to much mat wrestling which imo you would never use on the street.

I need to know a few holds and a few kicks

>Martial arts can be dangerous in a sense that they lead smaller/weaker people into delusions of their chances in a street fight

go look up wing chun you dumb cunt

Wrestling and Boxing m8, kicks on the streets are fucking terrible idea.

triggered mcdojo incel

There's a reason door security hires big tall guys on steroids who know how to throw a punch, and not pathetic DYEL martial arts twinks.

Based

Hard kick to someones knee would take them down easily and its over from there.

Its the best strategy unless you have tiny manlet legs and cant reach the other guy

>blue and purple vs judo black belt
im getting a 3 way boys

Wrestling for sure helps because the majority of street fights end up with one person tackling the other so both are on ground.
Knowing how to get to an arm bar or rear choke from there wins almost every even fight.

I'm picking up a Martial art in the next few months
>Muay Thai
>Akido
or
>Boxing
I heard MT has the best balance for overall fighting, but lacks grappling

Please pick Akido

But why?
I don't want to turn in Seagal, although sometimes his autism is alpha

>what man doesn't know how to fight
Most of them

>I heard MT has the best balance for overall fighting
You heard wrong.
MT has shit hands.
It's all legs and knees.
Something that will get your shit murdered in a streetfight if there is more then one person.

What's so great about Aikido? The philosophy behind it seems pretty... boomer-like to me.

muay thai has clinching which is a sort of wrestling

>MT has shit hands.
*traditonal mauy thai
Most western mauy thai gyms are punch focused.

Huh. So what is something that will actually help me learn to fight? Boxing?
Boxing and MT for balance?

Depends on the quality of gyms
Top mt gyms will be better than any boxing gym, UNLESS the boxing gym has top amateurs and some 'pros' then boxing it the better choice'

>belly to back suplex into doggie style pounding
Pshh nothin personel thottie

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He was rusing mate.
Aikido is fun as fuck to train but it is not an actual martial art. It will teach you a lot about balance and biomechanics but it will not teach you shit about actually fighting.
I loved training aikido but you have got to see it for what it is.

That's because people are retards.

They are less likely to start shit at a bar if there's a big cunt as the bouncer. They assume he can fight.

If you have a martial arts twin then people wouldn't show him respect, they'd start fucking about, then the martial arts twink would always be knocking niggas out.

>not shooting a high crotch and sixty nineing

>not taking her for the Saturday night ride
A mature

Fair enough. Luckily i'm in >London, so there should be some good gyms around
Any other styles worth looking into?

It is probably older than you.

>not getting a ankle pick and fucking their feet
Absent minded

Please start shit with a bouncer and see how well they can fight.

>want to fuck
>being beaten up by a girl is my fetish

Shit.

there should be some good judo clubs round london.
If you enjoy judo you could do bjj classes once a week until you got one or two good subs and then turn up to open mats on the weekend.
>blue in judo with and improved Ude garami and Juji Gatame.

I have a competition coming up in three days, and I'm like 3-4 pounds over my weight bracket. Other than "taking a big shit" how can I get rid of this last bit to make weight? I'm currently cutting water weight, and I've begun fasting. Am I just fucking myself over here, or is this the best I can do in such a short amount of time?

Fasting is best in that time window.

Cut water weight and then rehydrate yourself after they weight you

>not throwing a cement mixer into a titty fuck
Baby brains

>ok stacy lets grapple!
>defeat her with ease using my Hysterical Strength
>made sure to knock her out cold so i can squat over her and give her a beef stew
>tfw

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newfag

What should my fasting lengths be? 12hrs?

That's the plan. I have three hours from weigh in to the event starting. I'm told slamming pedialyte is the best way to go to re-hydrate in such short a time. What do I eat though? Fucking anything? I haven't had a carb in over a week. I've managed to cut 10 pounds just not eating carbs so far, but this last bit is being stubborn.

>these names
eddie bravo pls go back

based itsuki poster

Ez clapp, women are weak. Quite confident I could beat even the most yoked diesel dyke at any physical contest.

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>he doesn’t know what a cement mixer is
Did you even wrestle bruh

(you are not)
retards
dude gets rekt by a girl purple belt
youtube.com/watch?v=KzXQGMqY8_E

no but i will hit you with that gake into a ude garami
>they don't have wrestling in uk or nz

>shoot her in both legs
>proceed to stick my fingers in the wounds until she passes out
>fuck her

0/10 bait, try harder faggot, bruce lee couldn't stop blank bullets.

Amerilards for the win you limey judo simpleton

Easy peasy

this also applies to any of u vs anyone equally as skilled in another combat sport
gainz =/= coordination or muscle memory during a fight and being able to fight intelligently and calculated
youtube.com/watch?v=8CG1NxfEOR8

>this guy literally saves pics from random women on snapchat location stories

Wish I could find the clip of Jocko talking about rolling with a female black-belt. Basically he said it was like rolling with a male who had no experience. She was completely incapable of matching his strength which rendered her skills irrelevant.

i've been on Jow Forums for 27 years you retarded faggot.

Purple belt with Judo shodan. I'd go for it.

bjjee.com/articles/teen-girl-uses-bjj-submit-male-amateur-mma-22-seconds/

a teen girl defeating an adult trained male in a mma match

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Don't you have recess now?

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>win and you get to fuck her
>lose and you get to be beaten up by her
You're winning either way.

Fixed as fuck

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Is this b8 or are you retarded? I honestly cant tell with this board

>a'ight get that pussy ready

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Funny how a greek demigod looks like a Samoan

>They assume he can fight.
No what a assume is that if he gets a good hit in it will cause damage I also assume that if manages to get me into a bear hug he could squash me I aint expexting no judo tricks

Only have an orange belt in judo. She's still no match for my superior strength and weight.

Why is that shit so expensive though