ANY OF YOU FAGS LIFT ON THIS BOARD

All i see is this fucking muhhh no gf, muhhh fucking PUSSY LIFE bullshit.

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>tfw no gf

that's one nice gyno fag

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Nice synthol tits, loser.
How much do you bench? 50kg? Kek

My advice would normally be; stop being ugly. But in your situation i would just neck myself, because not even the plastic pill is going to safe your hideous cancerous ugly ass

Yesterday i cummed between your momma's fat synthol titties

GIMME A REAL SON, MY SON IS BETA AND GAY

YES MOMMA, LIFT MY TITTIES

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>All i see is this fucking muhhh no gf, muhhh fucking PUSSY LIFE bullshit.
Maybe 1% of Jow Forums actually does any real training. The rest are LARPing.

Are you actually 53 ? How do you even have energy to work out? And what are you doing here you should be with your family

Well if it isn’t masTer posting on fit, doing what he does best.

How you doing man?

Post body with timestamp.

you're a big guy

You unironically look like shit.

>it's another episode of user challenging another user to post body without first posting his own body
We really are fucking pathetic here aren't we?

Good until one of you faggots post one of your pictures

Tell me something i don't know

COMING FROM YOU; PIC RELATED

LMAO, the irony

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>fatty won't post body with timestamp
LOL we understand why

Why on Jow Forums though? Unless you’re doing so already, I’d imagine you could DYELshame almost any forum where they post pics of themselves more frequently.

>the roid rage incel is back

BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING ESCAPING ME YOUR HEAR ME FAGGOT

YOU THINK THIS A SAFE SPOT WHERE YOU CAN SAFELY SHARE YOUR BETA FEELINGS

THINK AGAIN FAGGOTS I AM HERE TO MIOGG YOU FAGGOTS IRL ON THE INTERNETER

THERE IS NO FUCKING ESCAPING THIS. YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL EVEN HUNT YOU IN THEE AFTERLIFE MOGGING YOUR DYEL CORPSE AND FUCKING IT IN FRONT OF YOUR DEATH CHILDREN YOU NEVER HAD BECAUSE NO WOMAN WANTS TO FUCK YOUR UGLY ASS

>Incel with better face, gf and more muscles better looks

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he has literally zero friends irl not even memeing he said it himself, it probably explains most of your questions

Yea yea, haunting you... raping your corpse... we get it.

How are things outside of lifting? What’s for dinner? Do you meal prep?

I just started ^^

Preach it roidbro. The Jow Forums infestation is real. I want the old Jow Forums back

LOOK I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE THATS WHY I AM HERE LIKE YOU

Rekt himself, without any effort. DAMN

>What’s for dinner?
BTFO IS ON THE MENU and you're my fucking appetizer

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based mast, scaring normies away, triggring dyel incels
also post new images pls

Post chest mast

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>the incel who is alone on a sunday night posting on Jow Forums because he's crippling insecure about his body after years of roid abuse

>angry roid monkey noises

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is mast what supermong tried to be?

>that facial hair
you're fucking 12 years old?

11 going on 10

I respect your body but how ugly is your fucking face?

>Insecure tripfaggot comes to vent his narcissistic roid rage on a Dutch cheese sniffing consortium, because deep down he knows no matter how much he lifts he'll always be the sad and angry child who never got to feel what it's like to be loved for who he is.
But feels are for fags, right? Better spend your evening yelling some more at anons because then they will LITERALLY FEEL how epic your life truly must be.

you are the most insecure person on this board though

yeah but he will never get close

He will not get enough gear, but his shitposting game was on point

The nearest you’ll get to having sex is licking Tyrone’s jizz out of my ass

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so tyrone cums in your ass regularly? wtf dude

Is this like a non-natty angry version of me with except with low IQ

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you are neither high IQ, nor a natty (lifetime), so yeah

>Except with low IQ
Nigger, I...

how often do you shave your body hair? honest question.

gotta remember bro, masTer is a top level melt...

you're wrong mang, that downie you posted is bigger, stronger and more handsome than you

I just fucked her(pic related) brains out. what about your imaginary gf, lonely neck beard virgins

AND NOW I AM BTFO YOU FUCKING DYELS LIKE NO OTHER, Like a sigaret after sex i need some cooldown recking on your fucking dyel ases

Secure enough to post anything about my life. Unlike you hiding like a pussy on an anonymous uckc board, muhhhh anonmity muhh feelinggs

You look like a fucking ugly sewer rat with fucking ugly looking splitted gyno TITS

it's a fucking ILLEGAL A CRIME to be alive and be that fucking hideous looking. I cannot name one fucking thing you have that would yourself believe you have any reason to keep on living holy fuck man

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so how is Tyrone's cum getting into your ass?

Master, I look better than you at your natural limit and I am only 20 years old.

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I AM FUCKING EL CHAPO OF THE INTERNET

I AM THE GOD

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have you ever tried getting a life you insecure beta?

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masT is far past natty, nufag

why is there cum in your ass though?

What's the point roiding if you're angry all the time? Here's another (you), you insecure faggot.

>Fucking that
>Bragging about it
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Hows the new cat doing?

>The nearest you’ll get to having sex is licking Tyrone’s jizz out of my ass
That's hot, so you bottom for BBC? Post some glute pics.

Have you ever tried stop being dyel and ugly?

>no pics from any female you ever fucked in your life
Where is that right/left hand pictures at, LMFAO

What about these bb

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lol guy minds me of me brothar, Patel n Indias lmao patel wrks in da gym often n says da mean stuff to me but Patel doesn't know I put pieces of poop n his prepared meals

lol

lol

Trust me my friend, you do not want to start a war with me. First off, you are not worthy and I would be wasting my time. And secondly, if you did, it wouldn't be a war, it would be a slaughter from which your fragile ego would not ever recover.

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Dress up as CIA for Halloween masT

LOL LOL LOL

I will squash you like the ugly sewer rat you are, fucking fix those ugly splitted titties with my 19+ inch guns. Bring it on fucking hideous monster, I will finish that you parents should have done when you will was in your mother uglys womb

FUCKING ABORTUS, they should make a sort of new screen to detect ugly sewer rats like you and fucking and kill it before it has time to breath

BOOMM, bring it on you. You're dealing with a high caliber god here

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Based Pajeet street shitter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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No not really. I go to planet fitness 2-3 times a week and do some circuit training with the machines and dumbells. But I still look tubby. But at least I can run a sub 8 minute mile and do 8 clean chin ups. I might consider getting a squat rack and a barbell and start strength training at home in a few years but right now drinking and vidya are more important to me.

Both of you sound very much like a bipolar friend of mine around the time he gets manic. Drug induced psychosis, not that I suspect either of you were in a good place before roiding, but this is just painful to watch. I'm out.

based

Roiding for this lmao

i bet i can run farther than your candy ass

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OH NOO MOM!!! HELPPPP I GET BULLIED ON THE INTERNET AGAINN

Did you hold your hands before your eyes and count until ten until he's gone? YES MOM BUT HES STILL HERE.

God i have a faggot son.

DONT worry, i was also btfoing you as a natty

You will run away when you see a god like me irl, because you're a fucking pussy. Running away from your problems instead of facing them like a real fucking man

no wonder you're still a virin, you're not able to protect any woman with those 11 inch noodle arms.

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this should be the first post in every mast thread and no other replies

>face goal
top fucking kek

based

This is art

>the size of that phone
bruh look at this dood

can u post ur old natty pictures masT? i need some inspo

>sigaret
Fucking hell does all the shit you pin fuck your brain up?

based

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Breh, is it the shirt or are your shoulders really small?

who gives a fuck if masT dies at 30.
he fucked more girls than Jow Forums combined.
mirin as fuck

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by girls you mean more BBC?

do you ever max out on bench?

you only think that because you had no proper parents to love you, just like masT

imagine being this beta, that you have to troll Jow Forums to cope with your insecurities

Tits or gtfo

Any way you slice it that’s a nice body, natty or not. Keep doing you masT.

hey faggots my name is john: the thread

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAAH
LOOK AT THIS DUDE FACE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

someone do the edit

with the caption *CLENCHES JAW HARDER*

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Ya I'm just taking a rest month maybe two

why would you brag over this, especially on a Jamaican leather tanning forum?

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Try wearing a shirt that fits faggot. You look silly

Where are your forearms

Get em dog

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yes

>roiding for this

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kek

imagine being this notorious on an animu board

>Needs approval from Jow Forums virgins on a basket weeving forum.

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Free government issued boyfriends huh? I'm in.

no wonder you have to take roids ugly cunt lol

masT post legs

Why you ignore the other pics tho, We all know i look better than you, have a better looking gf than yours and btfo you in all aspect of life.

Mirin dedication, but the cringe is fucking killing me lmao


this good enough for you

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